Derby · Season 1 · Round 23
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Damp Kevin finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:00.300 | — | 11 | +10 | 36 | 12.9 |
| 2 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:19.392 | +19.09 | 3 | +1 | 17 | 11.2 |
| 3 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:19.975 | +19.68 | 1 | -2 | 14 | 11.1 |
| 4 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:20.217 | +19.92 | 8 | +4 | 36 | 11.6 |
| 5 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:20.883 | +20.58 | 4 | -1 | 14 | 11.4 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:21.475 | +21.18 | 2 | -4 | 19 | 11.1 |
| — | Thick Rick WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +2 | 55 | 12.4 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -1 | 31 | 11.1 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -4 | 23 | 11.3 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +3 | 17 | 12.6 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -5 | 13 | 11.8 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +2 | 26 | 12.4 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -1 | 24 | 12.9 |
| — | Honey Mustard RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -4 | 16 | 12.7 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 11 | 11.9 |
| — | Tender Greg RUNNING | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 3 | 11.1 |
1.950
Yolk is losing bits.
6.200
There is nothing left of it.
11.233
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 1-5-1-2-8.
15.492
And it all goes wrong.
20.050
Look at Honey Mustard go. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-5-2.
24.608
Chunk is airborne!
29.850
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
34.992
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 4-13-4-9-4.
39.025
The Lieutenant has put Yolk out. Recent finishes: 4-13-4-9-4.
44.292
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-3-2.
49.450
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
54.008
Chunk is losing bits.
59.408
That has come off.
1:03.633
They felt that in the back row.
1:07.842
Big Randy is losing bits.
1:12.608
Up it goes.
1:17.025
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
1:21.225
Extraordinary scenes.
1:27.917
Slapper is airborne!
1:32.242
It is coming apart now.
1:33.742
That is Thick Rick taking Chunk with them.
1:38.950
A new leader — Slapper.
1:41.392
The Coaster is out.
1:46.242
There is nothing protecting Refried Ron now.
1:47.958
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:50.075
Refried Ron is out, and Crawlspace did it.
1:55.808
That has come off.
2:00.050
Crawlspace is on the move.
2:06.608
They felt that in the back row.
2:08.108
The Lieutenant has put Sweaty Gerald out.
2:12.592
They felt that in the back row.
2:18.675
Thick Rick leaves something behind.
2:21.192
And that is Crawlspace finished.
2:26.092
Thick Rick is losing bits.
2:34.683
Thick Rick has nothing left on it.
2:40.542
Absolute carnage.
2:42.958
Big Randy has put Thick Rick out.
2:44.808
Last lap.
2:49.583
That has come off.
2:56.575
Look at the state of it.
2:57.300
The Lieutenant has it.
3:00.300
It is The Lieutenant!
3:14.650
Look at the state of it.
3:21.000
It is coming apart now.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Yolk | 13.667 | Yolk 13.667 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 28.433 | Slapper 12.566 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Thick Rick | 44.542 | Chunk 13.650 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Thick Rick | 59.683 | The Coaster 13.442 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Honey Mustard | 1:02.642 | Honey Mustard 0.184 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:31.617 | The Coaster 15.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:46.817 | Thick Rick 14.667 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:00.650 | The Lieutenant 13.833 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:14.500 | Thick Rick 12.534 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:31.300 | Thick Rick 15.300 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:44.808 | The Lieutenant 13.508 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 3:00.300 | The Lieutenant 15.492 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Basement Heat | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 20 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 22 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 10-16-16-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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