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Derby · Season 1 · Round 25

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Puck Yeah wins at Kidney Flats

Puck Yeah took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Crooked Pete finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 3:24.325 — 14 +13 19 12.3
2 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:29.225 +4.90 1 -1 3 10.5
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:31.333 +7.01 9 +6 37 11.8
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:31.800 +7.48 3 -1 3 10.4
5 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:32.450 +8.13 13 +8 24 11.3
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:33.267 +8.94 2 -4 3 10.6
7 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:34.442 +10.12 11 +4 27 11.2
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:34.533 +10.21 12 +4 28 12.2
9 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:35.167 +10.84 15 +6 19 11.1
10 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:35.333 +11.01 4 -6 4 10.1
11 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:39.317 +14.99 10 -1 31 11.3
12 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:44.658 +20.33 7 -5 11 10.7
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:46.792 +22.47 5 -8 9 10.8
14 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:47.150 +22.83 8 -6 13 11.0
15 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:48.392 +24.07 6 -9 13 10.2
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 11.5
3.600
A new leader — Puck Yeah.
10.050
Look at Yolk go.
18.950
Chunk goes to the front. Career record: 13 wins from 41, average finish 3.7.
23.475
There goes a piece of Custard. Recent finishes: 2-4-7-4-14.
27.958
Up it goes.
34.908
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 7-8-8-3-15.
40.050
Honey Mustard is coming through.
45.558
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-2-1.
50.050
Slapper is on the move.
54.525
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 5-3-2-1-5.
58.908
Custard is airborne!
1:10.050
It is unravelling for Chunk.
1:14.400
There is nothing left of it.
1:20.850
Slapper is airborne!
1:29.008
That has come off.
1:40.050
They will not want to see that again.
1:44.850
Slapper leaves something behind.
1:50.042
Absolute carnage.
1:54.350
That has come off.
2:00.050
There is nothing left of it.
2:11.967
Look at the state of it.
2:18.300
Up it goes.
2:19.800
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:37.542
Up it goes.
2:42.042
That is a long way off the ground.
2:50.050
It is unravelling for Chunk.
2:57.650
One to go.
3:02.550
Extraordinary scenes.
3:07.650
That has come off.
3:12.400
They felt that in the back row.
3:20.050
Look at Honey Mustard go.
3:21.325
Puck Yeah has it.
3:24.325
Puck Yeah takes it!
3:29.017
That has come off.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Puck Yeah 24.325 Puck Yeah 24.325
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 51.350 Honey Mustard 24.375
The Hairpin Clay Slapper 1:17.483 Damp Kevin 25.575
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:40.392 Puck Yeah 22.917
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 2:07.667 The Lieutenant 24.158
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 2:33.192 Puck Yeah 25.525
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 2:57.650 Puck Yeah 24.458
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 3:24.325 Honey Mustard 20.683
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 6 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 8 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 14 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 14 2/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 15 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 25 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 26 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
10 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-5-13-13-12.
136.86
1
Big Randy The Noodles
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 5-6-6-6-8.
8.92
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
9 starts, 3 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 5-2-7-1-3.
3.64
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-3-5-6-4.
11.15
5
Refried Ron The Beans
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.5. Last five: 15-14-13-12-16.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 8-7-3-12-12.
69.70
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 12-11-10-8-9.
61.22
1
The Unit Basement Heat
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-8-5-2-15.
37.22
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-13-8-11-6.
82.77
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
6 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 9-14-4-2-12.
27.70
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 14-7-13-8.
50.73
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
7 starts, 1 win, average finish 3.3. Last five: 3-2-1-4-5.
2.07
8
Slapper The Pucks
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 11-3-12-14-15.
81.27
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 15.7. Last five: 16-16-15.
174.89
21
Custard The Soft Boys
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 14-6-9-6.
35.48
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 16-10-16-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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