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Derby · Season 1 · Round 26

The Pinch — Team Pack Race

The Pinch Works · The Pinch · 135 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Big Randy finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:18.742 — 12 +11 35 12.0
2 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:20.942 +2.20 2 0 14 10.7
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:21.200 +2.46 4 +1 14 10.5
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:22.350 +3.61 3 -1 20 10.6
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:30.725 +11.98 8 +3 22 10.7
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:31.392 +12.65 13 +7 32 11.7
7 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:34.167 +15.43 10 +3 43 12.2
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:34.400 +15.66 5 -3 26 10.8
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:35.667 +16.93 9 0 39 11.7
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -9 14 10.3
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -4 13 11.2
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -1 20 12.9
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -7 15 10.4
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 0 18 11.4
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 0 10 11.6
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 10.9
3.750
Puck Yeah goes to the front.
9.800
That has come off. Recent finishes: 8-4-6-4-4.
17.100
Puck Yeah leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-2.
24.117
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 5-4-7-8-16.
30.050
Look at Honey Mustard go. Recent finishes: 3-5-3-2-1.
34.767
There is nothing left of it.
40.050
Damp Kevin is coming through. Recent finishes: 4-5-14-5-5.
44.692
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
49.683
That is a long way off the ground.
55.392
That was always going to happen.
59.775
The Kidney leaves something behind.
1:06.233
Up it goes.
1:08.908
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:14.075
That is a long way off the ground.
1:16.467
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:22.358
Puck Yeah will not be back.
1:30.050
The Kidney is on the move.
1:34.367
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:39.367
They will not want to see that again.
1:41.142
Tube Sock has put Chunk out.
1:46.717
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:55.758
Up it goes.
2:01.833
Thick Rick is airborne!
2:08.700
Radiator leaves something behind.
2:13.642
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
2:18.058
Up it goes.
2:24.683
And it all goes wrong.
2:33.608
That is real damage.
2:41.392
Up it goes.
2:45.958
That has come off.
2:48.625
That is Honey Mustard taking Radiator with them.
2:53.842
That has come off.
2:57.692
One to go.
3:08.800
Crooked Pete is out, and Big Randy did it.
3:15.075
There is nothing protecting The Coaster now.
3:15.742
The Lieutenant has it.
3:18.742
It is The Lieutenant!
3:28.450
Up it goes.
3:33.408
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 20.583 Yolk 20.583
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 41.267 Honey Mustard 19.791
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 1:04.667 Honey Mustard 21.859
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 1:27.742 Tube Sock 21.292
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 1:50.908 Crooked Pete 21.108
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 2:13.775 The Lieutenant 21.759
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 2:35.867 Big Randy 21.575
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:57.692 The Lieutenant 19.775
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:18.742 The Lieutenant 21.050
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 12 1/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 13 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 16 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 16 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 20 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 21 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
10 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-5-13-13-12.
129.50
1
Big Randy The Noodles
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 5-5-6-6-6.
7.88
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
10 starts, 3 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 2-5-2-7-1.
3.01
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-3-5-6-4.
10.55
6
The Kidney The Beans
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.8. Last five: 13-13-9-12.
85.20
5
Refried Ron The Beans
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.5. Last five: 15-14-13-12-16.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 16-10-11-15-13.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 12-11-10-8-9.
61.77
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
7 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-9-14-4-2.
25.40
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-13-8-11-6.
85.42
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 13-14-7-13-8.
219.30
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
7 starts, 1 win, average finish 3.3. Last five: 3-2-1-4-5.
2.55
3
The Coaster The Pucks
10 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 1-1-4-13-1.
10.53
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 15-16-16-15.
173.43
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 10-16-16-16-16.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
9 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 14-16-10-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.

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