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Derby · Season 1 · Round 27

Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race

Washboard Yard · Washboard Ring · 135 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Damp Kevin finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:41.117 — 11 +10 43 11.4
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:46.800 +5.68 4 +2 53 10.5
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:53.358 +12.24 9 +6 51 10.8
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:54.008 +12.89 7 +3 64 10.8
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:55.258 +14.14 6 +1 65 10.7
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +7 28 11.8
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +7 25 12.0
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +2 33 10.9
— The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -6 19 10.8
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +2 18 11.1
— Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -9 23 10.3
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +4 15 10.9
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 18 10.0
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 12 10.4
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 13 10.3
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -8 13 10.5
1.742
Yolk is losing bits.
6.650
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-15-1-1-2.
12.050
A new leader — Chunk. Career record: 13 wins from 42, average finish 3.6.
17.250
A new leader — Squish. Career record: 1 wins from 42, average finish 5.6.
22.150
A new leader — Chunk.
25.992
That is Squish taking Radiator with them. Recent finishes: 11-5-7-16-8.
30.700
A new leader — Slapper. Career record: 18 wins from 42, average finish 3.2.
38.117
Yolk is losing bits.
43.717
Squish is losing bits.
48.600
The Heel is losing bits.
51.467
Squish is out.
52.967
Thick Rick has put Yolk out.
54.467
Damp Kevin has put Crooked Pete out.
57.050
The Kidney is out.
1:06.225
Up it goes.
1:12.575
The Heel is losing bits.
1:17.350
The Heel is in trouble.
1:20.492
Chunk is out.
1:21.992
Damp Kevin has put Big Randy out.
1:28.008
And that is The Heel finished.
1:33.342
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
1:44.267
Damp Kevin leaves something behind.
1:48.692
Lil Nugget is out, and The Unit did it.
1:53.142
That is real damage.
1:54.642
Puck Yeah is out.
2:01.125
That has come off.
2:14.692
Thick Rick is airborne!
2:19.775
And that is Slapper finished.
2:27.667
Old Gristle is losing bits.
2:32.008
Look at the state of it.
2:37.167
That is a long way off the ground.
2:48.633
Extraordinary scenes.
3:04.300
That was always going to happen.
3:14.975
This is the last of it.
3:29.842
They felt that in the back row.
3:38.117
Old Gristle has it.
3:41.117
Old Gristle wins the derby.
3:52.692
Thick Rick leaves something behind.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 23.033 Chunk 23.033
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 43.958 Slapper 19.841
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:08.208 Old Gristle 23.608
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:31.392 Old Gristle 22.192
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:55.700 Damp Kevin 23.967
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:27.983 Damp Kevin 25.292
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:50.483 Old Gristle 22.500
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:14.975 Butter Bean 24.125
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:41.117 The Unit 25.666
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 11 1/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 11 1/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 13 0/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 18 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 20 1/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 26 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
10 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-5-13-13-12.
87.63
1
Big Randy The Noodles
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 9-5-5-6-6.
7.36
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 4-2-3.
3.47
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
11 starts, 3 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 8-2-5-2-7.
2.83
6
The Kidney The Beans
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.6. Last five: 11-13-13-9-12.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 8-8-7-3-12.
42.69
1
The Unit Basement Heat
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-7-8-5-2.
31.66
4
Radiator Basement Heat
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.4. Last five: 15-16-10-11-15.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
7 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-9-14-4-2.
17.25
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.6. Last five: 15-14-6-8-7.
102.50
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
12 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 7-7-2-5-8.
5.83
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.8. Last five: 4-13-14-7-13.
105.09
8
Slapper The Pucks
11 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-9-11-3-12.
33.26
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 15.5. Last five: 15-16-16-15.
108.81
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 14-14-16-10-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 12-15-8-12-9.
219.30

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
14m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.

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