Derby · Season 1 · Round 29
The Rink — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Stubbs finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:57.042 | — | 14 | +13 | 15 | 10.6 |
| 2 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:07.617 | +10.58 | 10 | +8 | 26 | 10.6 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:12.350 | +15.31 | 11 | +8 | 19 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:28.317 | +31.28 | 2 | -2 | 16 | 9.7 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:28.375 | +31.33 | 3 | -2 | 13 | 9.7 |
| 6 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:34.450 | +37.41 | 5 | -1 | 16 | 9.6 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:35.092 | +38.05 | 1 | -6 | 12 | 9.6 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:35.308 | +38.27 | 7 | -1 | 19 | 9.9 |
| 9 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:35.517 | +38.48 | 8 | -1 | 16 | 9.8 |
| 10 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:35.908 | +38.87 | 4 | -6 | 13 | 9.5 |
| — | Butter Bean RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -5 | 15 | 9.8 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | 0 | 25 | 11.1 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -4 | 31 | 11.7 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -1 | 26 | 11.3 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 19 | 10.3 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 12 | 9.9 |
2.933
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 2-4-8-4-11.
9.075
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-1.
14.733
That was always going to happen.
20.050
Look at Puck Yeah go. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-1.
25.000
Puck Yeah takes the lead.
30.050
Look at the state of it.
36.358
That has come off.
42.000
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
47.617
Yolk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 2-4-8-4-11.
53.183
That has come off. Recent finishes: 4-8-4-4-4.
57.642
Yolk leaves something behind.
1:02.583
You do not see that every day.
1:08.450
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
1:13.125
That has come off.
1:17.958
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:25.725
The Heel is losing bits.
1:27.350
And that is Yolk finished.
1:33.108
Up it goes.
1:39.925
That was always going to happen.
1:44.667
That has come off.
1:50.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:54.592
Lil Nugget is airborne!
2:00.050
Crawlspace is going backwards.
2:04.733
There goes a piece of Squish.
2:09.517
The Kidney leaves something behind.
2:14.283
Look at the state of it.
2:20.667
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:25.267
That is a long way off the ground.
2:29.950
The Heel is losing bits.
2:35.858
That is real damage.
2:39.658
One to go.
2:42.942
That is The Kidney taking Slapper with them.
2:44.442
Squish is out, and Tube Sock did it.
2:48.983
That has come off.
2:52.900
Lil Nugget is out.
2:54.042
Here comes Puck Yeah.
2:57.042
Puck Yeah wins the derby.
3:01.908
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:13.875
That has come off.
3:24.417
They felt that in the back row.
3:34.175
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Yolk | 17.883 | Yolk 17.883 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Puck Yeah | 32.667 | Puck Yeah 14.200 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Puck Yeah | 50.875 | Slapper 16.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Stubbs | 1:11.183 | Stubbs 16.508 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Stubbs | 1:29.308 | The Lieutenant 16.692 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Puck Yeah | 1:47.325 | Puck Yeah 15.908 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Puck Yeah | 2:04.775 | Puck Yeah 17.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Puck Yeah | 2:23.600 | Lil Nugget 18.092 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Puck Yeah | 2:39.658 | Puck Yeah 16.058 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Puck Yeah | 2:57.042 | Stubbs 16.525 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 11 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 15 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 17 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 17 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
44m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
44m
↓15°
Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.
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