Derby · Season 1 · Round 31
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Stubbs survives to win
Stubbs took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Old Gristle finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:31.567 | — | 10 | +9 | 31 | 11.7 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:32.608 | +1.04 | 11 | +9 | 34 | 11.6 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:43.233 | +11.67 | 4 | +1 | 15 | 10.5 |
| 4 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:44.358 | +12.79 | 3 | -1 | 18 | 10.4 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:48.192 | +16.63 | 1 | -4 | 16 | 10.3 |
| 6 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:50.408 | +18.84 | 9 | +3 | 41 | 11.5 |
| 7 | The Kidney | The Beans | 4:01.792 | +30.23 | 6 | -1 | 30 | 10.6 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +6 | 32 | 11.5 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -7 | 13 | 10.2 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +6 | 16 | 10.7 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +2 | 22 | 12.0 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | 0 | 23 | 11.1 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -5 | 12 | 10.2 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 12 | 10.9 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 13 | 10.2 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -11 | 14 | 10.4 |
2.200
Squish goes to the front.
8.333
Look at the state of it.
12.950
Yolk takes the lead.
19.117
They will not want to see that again.
26.008
Squish is losing bits. Recent finishes: 7-4-8-4-4.
30.433
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 8-8-6-7-8.
34.717
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-1-13-2-12.
38.950
The Kidney leaves something behind.
46.142
And it all goes wrong.
54.017
Up it goes.
58.508
That is a long way off the ground.
1:00.517
Radiator is out, and Stubbs did it.
1:04.192
And that is Refried Ron finished. Recent finishes: 8-8-6-7-8.
1:10.050
Oh, that is a big one.
1:16.492
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
1:20.375
Wrecked, and out of the race. Recent finishes: 7-9-2-4-8.
1:25.000
Gravy is airborne!
1:32.075
The Kidney leaves something behind.
1:36.958
There is nothing left of it.
1:41.808
Squish has nothing left on it.
1:46.142
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:48.492
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:52.983
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:59.175
Up it goes.
2:03.892
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
2:10.050
Stubbs is coming through.
2:11.550
Old Gristle has put Puck Yeah out.
2:13.050
Squish is out, and The Heel did it.
2:14.550
Gravy is out.
2:20.433
Extraordinary scenes.
2:24.692
Up it goes.
2:30.458
The Heel leaves something behind.
2:32.333
That is Thick Rick taking Floppy Joe with them.
2:37.150
A new leader — Old Gristle.
2:42.150
You do not see that every day.
2:46.892
And it all goes wrong.
2:52.108
That is a long way off the ground.
2:57.875
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:04.683
There is nothing left of it.
3:09.667
Slapper is out.
3:12.108
One to go.
3:16.792
Stripped to the shell.
3:22.792
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
3:28.567
Stubbs has it.
3:31.567
Stubbs wins the derby.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 16.825 | Old Gristle 16.825 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 33.067 | Old Gristle 16.242 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 52.100 | Puck Yeah 15.925 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:09.942 | Slapper 15.750 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:25.325 | Old Gristle 15.383 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:44.108 | Floppy Joe 18.459 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:58.800 | Old Gristle 14.692 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Stubbs | 2:13.450 | Stubbs 0.142 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Stubbs | 2:32.975 | Slapper 17.608 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Stubbs | 2:52.333 | Long John 18.233 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:12.108 | The Heel 18.000 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Stubbs | 3:31.567 | Damp Kevin 17.941 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 19 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 23 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 28 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.6. Last five: 13-15-12-9-14.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
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16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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38m
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Smooth Descent
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16m
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Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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