Derby · Season 1 · Round 4
Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win
Damp Kevin took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Slapper finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:44.217 | — | 4 | +3 | 6 | 9.8 |
| 2 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:44.675 | +0.46 | 14 | +12 | 32 | 10.9 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:45.917 | +1.70 | 12 | +9 | 30 | 10.4 |
| 4 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:46.417 | +2.20 | 11 | +7 | 40 | 11.0 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:46.425 | +2.21 | 3 | -2 | 5 | 9.8 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:56.542 | +12.33 | 7 | +1 | 14 | 9.8 |
| 7 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 4:17.325 | +33.11 | 2 | -5 | 9 | 9.8 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | 0 | 12 | 10.2 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +7 | 18 | 10.2 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +5 | 11 | 9.5 |
| — | The Coaster FELL | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +2 | 0 | 19.3 |
| — | Thick Rick FELL | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -3 | 0 | 19.2 |
| — | Butter Bean FELL | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 0 | 19.3 |
| — | Lil Nugget RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -4 | 0 | 1.1 |
| — | Long John FELL | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -14 | 0 | 19.1 |
| — | Refried Ron RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -10 | 0 | 1.5 |
1.783
Long John has left. Recent finishes: 12-10-6-8-8.
6.233
Beautiful. Just beautiful. That is 7 non-finishes in 29 career starts.
11.258
Up it goes.
19.583
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 7-2-1-14-2.
25.550
A new leader — Gravy.
30.050
Absolute carnage.
40.050
Look at Crooked Pete go.
46.783
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
54.867
That has come off.
1:00.725
You do not see that every day.
1:02.225
Tender Greg will not be back.
1:06.675
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 2-1-5-2-4.
1:11.692
There goes a piece of Squish. Recent finishes: 2-4-2-4-3.
1:16.875
Pilot Light is airborne!
1:22.808
Up it goes.
1:27.317
That has come off.
1:32.150
That is a long way off the ground.
1:40.117
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
1:52.317
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:57.967
You do not see that every day.
1:59.483
Squish is out.
2:07.850
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:12.117
You do not see that every day.
2:22.250
That is a long way off the ground.
2:28.825
Refried Ron is going nowhere.
2:34.650
A new leader — Slapper.
2:46.800
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
2:57.492
Stopped, and in the way.
3:11.708
That is a long way off the ground.
3:22.958
Gravy is airborne!
3:24.458
Pilot Light will not be back.
3:25.958
Last lap.
3:35.633
They felt that in the back row.
3:41.217
Here comes Damp Kevin.
3:41.275
They felt that in the back row.
3:42.775
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:44.275
Damp Kevin wins the derby.
3:53.300
Oh, that is a big one.
4:08.808
Extraordinary scenes.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 16.083 | Squish 16.083 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 32.942 | Slapper 15.125 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 51.858 | Crooked Pete 18.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:09.542 | Gravy 17.684 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:27.167 | Slapper 16.558 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:46.950 | Damp Kevin 18.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:08.358 | Crooked Pete 18.325 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:27.317 | Old Gristle 17.017 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 2:46.133 | Old Gristle 17.158 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 3:03.700 | Old Gristle 16.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 3:24.075 | Crooked Pete 18.209 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 3:44.217 | Tube Sock 18.408 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 19 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 101 m
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No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.
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