Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 1 · Round 4

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Slapper finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:44.217 4 +3 6 9.8
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:44.675 +0.46 14 +12 32 10.9
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:45.917 +1.70 12 +9 30 10.4
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:46.417 +2.20 11 +7 40 11.0
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.425 +2.21 3 -2 5 9.8
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:56.542 +12.33 7 +1 14 9.8
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 4:17.325 +33.11 2 -5 9 9.8
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 0 12 10.2
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +7 18 10.2
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +5 11 9.5
The Coaster FELL PCK The Pucks 13 +2 0 19.3
Thick Rick FELL NUG The Nuggets 9 -3 0 19.2
Butter Bean FELL BEA The Beans 5 -8 0 19.3
Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets 10 -4 0 1.1
Long John FELL NOO The Noodles 1 -14 0 19.1
Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
Long John has left. Recent finishes: 12-10-6-8-8.
6.233
Beautiful. Just beautiful. That is 7 non-finishes in 29 career starts.
11.258
Up it goes.
19.583
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 7-2-1-14-2.
25.550
A new leader — Gravy.
30.050
Absolute carnage.
40.050
Look at Crooked Pete go.
46.783
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
54.867
That has come off.
1:00.725
You do not see that every day.
1:02.225
Tender Greg will not be back.
1:06.675
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 2-1-5-2-4.
1:11.692
There goes a piece of Squish. Recent finishes: 2-4-2-4-3.
1:16.875
Pilot Light is airborne!
1:22.808
Up it goes.
1:27.317
That has come off.
1:32.150
That is a long way off the ground.
1:40.117
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
1:52.317
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:57.967
You do not see that every day.
1:59.483
Squish is out.
2:07.850
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:12.117
You do not see that every day.
2:22.250
That is a long way off the ground.
2:28.825
Refried Ron is going nowhere.
2:34.650
A new leader — Slapper.
2:46.800
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
2:57.492
Stopped, and in the way.
3:11.708
That is a long way off the ground.
3:22.958
Gravy is airborne!
3:24.458
Pilot Light will not be back.
3:25.958
Last lap.
3:35.633
They felt that in the back row.
3:41.217
Here comes Damp Kevin.
3:41.275
They felt that in the back row.
3:42.775
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:44.275
Damp Kevin wins the derby.
3:53.300
Oh, that is a big one.
4:08.808
Extraordinary scenes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 16.083 Squish 16.083
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 32.942 Slapper 15.125
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 51.858 Crooked Pete 18.567
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:09.542 Gravy 17.684
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:27.167 Slapper 16.558
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:46.950 Damp Kevin 18.400
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:08.358 Crooked Pete 18.325
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:27.317 Old Gristle 17.017
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:46.133 Old Gristle 17.158
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:03.700 Old Gristle 16.967
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:24.075 Crooked Pete 18.209
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:44.217 Tube Sock 18.408
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 13 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 14 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 19 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
Debut appearance.
15.19
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
Debut appearance.
15.19
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
Debut appearance.
15.19
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
Debut appearance.
15.19
22
Butter Bean The Beans
Debut appearance.
13.66
5
Refried Ron The Beans
Debut appearance.
13.66
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
Debut appearance.
13.66
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
Debut appearance.
13.66
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
Debut appearance.
12.89
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
Debut appearance.
12.89
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
Debut appearance.
14.46
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
Debut appearance.
14.46
3
The Coaster The Pucks
Debut appearance.
12.50
8
Slapper The Pucks
Debut appearance.
12.50
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
Debut appearance.
15.33
2
Squish The Soft Boys
Debut appearance.
15.33

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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