Derby · Season 1 · Round 40
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win
Honey Mustard took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Wide Load finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:36.050 | — | 10 | +9 | 42 | 12.0 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:42.017 | +5.97 | 13 | +11 | 33 | 12.0 |
| 3 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:44.025 | +7.98 | 16 | +13 | 30 | 11.5 |
| 4 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:44.850 | +8.80 | 11 | +7 | 44 | 12.4 |
| 5 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:46.667 | +10.62 | 2 | -3 | 23 | 11.0 |
| 6 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:46.967 | +10.92 | 12 | +6 | 32 | 12.5 |
| 7 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:49.775 | +13.73 | 4 | -3 | 18 | 10.6 |
| 8 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:50.650 | +14.60 | 3 | -5 | 18 | 10.6 |
| 9 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:50.917 | +14.87 | 9 | 0 | 38 | 11.7 |
| 10 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:57.592 | +21.54 | 6 | -4 | 26 | 11.0 |
| 11 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:57.692 | +21.64 | 5 | -6 | 30 | 11.0 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -11 | 12 | 10.8 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -6 | 13 | 10.6 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 11 | 10.3 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -1 | 15 | 12.1 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 10.8 |
3.092
Wide Load is airborne!
7.700
Up it goes.
12.533
Look at the state of it.
18.167
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-12.
23.492
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 3-3-6-4-4.
28.000
A new leader — Old Gristle.
33.233
Radiator leaves something behind.
38.533
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 7-7-7-6-10.
44.000
Old Gristle takes the lead. Career record: 10 wins from 49, average finish 3.9.
45.500
Tender Greg is out, and Butter Bean did it. Recent finishes: 3-3-6-4-4.
50.050
Look at Stubbs go.
55.833
Up it goes.
1:00.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:04.350
Radiator leaves something behind.
1:09.742
That is a long way off the ground.
1:14.417
There is nothing left of it.
1:18.817
There is nothing left of it.
1:22.408
Puck Yeah will not be back.
1:28.417
Big Randy leaves something behind.
1:32.625
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:34.317
Pilot Light is out.
1:39.458
They will not want to see that again.
1:43.808
Up it goes.
1:52.342
Honey Mustard is airborne!
1:56.600
There is nothing protecting Radiator now.
2:03.533
That has come off.
2:07.742
That is a long way off the ground.
2:10.858
Butter Bean has put Radiator out.
2:19.175
Absolute carnage.
2:27.825
And it all goes wrong.
2:35.050
That is Second Sock taking Floppy Joe with them.
2:40.850
They will not want to see that again.
2:47.958
They felt that in the back row.
2:54.708
And it all goes wrong.
2:59.450
That was always going to happen.
3:08.667
They felt that in the back row.
3:12.933
One to go.
3:17.600
The Kidney is losing bits.
3:23.067
Up it goes.
3:27.708
That is a long way off the ground.
3:33.050
Here comes Honey Mustard.
3:34.083
That has come off.
3:36.050
Honey Mustard takes it!
3:45.675
That is a long way off the ground.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 23.000 | Custard 23.000 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 46.542 | Old Gristle 23.059 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:08.575 | Custard 21.791 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:35.058 | Wide Load 21.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:58.775 | Honey Mustard 20.333 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:20.983 | Wide Load 22.208 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:46.083 | Honey Mustard 23.866 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:12.933 | Honey Mustard 24.142 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 10 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 10 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 17 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 19 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 21 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
15 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.6. Last five: 12-13-13-15-12.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
15 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 15-10-16-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↑13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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