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Derby · Season 1 · Round 42

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Butter Bean survives to win

Butter Bean took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. The Unit finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:19.000 — 6 +5 31 10.4
2 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:19.142 +0.14 8 +6 36 10.4
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:19.600 +0.60 3 0 19 10.8
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:25.075 +6.08 10 +6 39 11.8
5 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:29.858 +10.86 14 +9 40 11.6
— Custard RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +10 28 11.2
— Damp Kevin RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -3 23 11.0
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -3 21 10.7
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 0 19 11.6
— Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -9 12 10.7
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -9 13 10.4
— The Lieutenant FELL LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 0 16 11.4
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -6 10 10.4
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 11 10.9
— Gravy RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -4 12 10.5
— Puck Yeah RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 -3 8 9.7
2.275
Extraordinary scenes.
7.092
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 8-4-7-8-2.
13.283
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
20.050
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 7-6-3-9-7.
25.158
That has come off. Recent finishes: 7-6-3-9-7.
29.650
Absolute carnage.
35.008
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 16-2-8-6-3.
40.050
It is unravelling for The Lieutenant.
44.733
The Kidney is losing bits.
51.425
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
57.450
Big Randy leaves something behind.
59.192
Tender Greg is out, and Tube Sock did it. Recent finishes: 10-5-3-3-6.
1:10.050
The Kidney is coming through.
1:14.858
There goes a piece of The Lieutenant.
1:17.225
Pilot Light will not be back.
1:23.375
They felt that in the back row.
1:28.892
They felt that in the back row.
1:40.050
Stubbs is going backwards.
1:50.050
Stubbs is coming through.
1:54.292
The Unit leaves something behind.
1:55.792
That is Wide Load taking Crooked Pete with them.
2:00.050
Look at Lil Nugget go.
2:09.617
And it all goes wrong.
2:17.133
Stopped, and in the way.
2:23.158
The Kidney will not be back.
2:27.517
Stubbs leaves something behind.
2:34.250
Custard is losing bits.
2:38.683
Up it goes.
2:43.192
Up it goes.
2:49.183
Custard is losing bits.
2:50.683
Last lap.
2:56.233
Custard is going nowhere.
3:05.342
That has come off.
3:11.550
A new leader — Butter Bean.
3:16.000
Butter Bean has it.
3:17.500
Right on the line.
3:19.000
Butter Bean takes it!
3:28.875
Up it goes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 26.142 Custard 26.142
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 55.125 Big Randy 27.141
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:22.325 Lil Nugget 25.917
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:50.058 Lil Nugget 27.041
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:18.000 Butter Bean 26.650
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 2:49.283 Tube Sock 27.233
Smooth Descent Clay Butter Bean 3:19.000 Butter Bean 26.408
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 9 1/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 10 1/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 13 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 15 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 20 0/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 21 1/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 21 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
20 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 4-11-2-6-15.
17.03
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
18 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.3. Last five: 15-2-12-12-15.
172.80
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
20 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-5-5-5-3.
6.74
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
21 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-3-4-3-2.
2.02
6
The Kidney The Beans
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 3-7-11-6-8.
86.67
22
Butter Bean The Beans
19 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-3-8-11-5.
70.25
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
16 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.7. Last five: 14-12-13-13-15.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 9-8-4-14-4.
35.93
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
18 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 7-2-13-13-8.
70.51
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
17 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-6-1-2-3.
21.81
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 12-6-2-11-10.
67.56
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
16 starts, 4 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-10-1-8-2.
4.07
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
14 starts, 2 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 7-13-11-14-1.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
16 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-16-7-5-1.
38.78
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
15 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 15-10-16-16-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
15 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-10-13-10-4.
36.59

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
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10m ↓15°
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57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
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Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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