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Derby · Season 1 · Round 45

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Wide Load wins at Kidney Flats

Wide Load took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:28.900 — 14 +13 28 12.0
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:29.133 +0.23 12 +10 29 11.9
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:30.425 +1.53 3 0 3 10.9
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:31.108 +2.21 10 +6 30 11.8
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:31.975 +3.08 1 -4 4 10.5
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:32.083 +3.18 2 -4 2 10.1
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:32.358 +3.46 4 -3 3 10.7
8 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:32.483 +3.58 11 +3 28 12.1
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:37.908 +9.01 9 0 34 11.2
10 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:43.725 +14.83 16 +6 22 11.2
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:43.817 +14.92 6 -5 10 10.6
12 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:44.167 +15.27 8 -4 12 10.5
13 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:44.642 +15.74 7 -6 14 10.5
14 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:45.117 +16.22 5 -9 11 10.4
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -2 18 10.9
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 11 11.4
3.400
A new leader — Squish.
9.300
Gravy goes to the front. Career record: 12 wins from 48, average finish 3.8.
19.950
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
27.542
Up it goes.
33.817
Puck Yeah is losing bits. Recent finishes: 3-9-1-1-1.
38.183
Stripped to the shell.
47.667
That was always going to happen.
52.392
Tender Greg is out, and Butter Bean did it.
58.283
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 1-4-2-2-15.
1:02.700
That has come off.
1:10.050
Crooked Pete is coming through. Recent finishes: 8-8-7-6-3.
1:18.200
Gravy is airborne!
1:23.308
There is nothing left of it.
1:29.183
Look at the state of it.
1:42.133
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 1-4-2-2-15.
1:47.492
There is nothing left of it.
1:51.875
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:57.317
That was always going to happen.
1:58.817
That is Wide Load taking Puck Yeah with them.
2:07.008
That is a long way off the ground.
2:14.525
Chunk is airborne!
2:19.333
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:32.850
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:38.225
Extraordinary scenes.
2:42.800
Up it goes.
2:50.050
Wide Load is on the move.
2:54.533
That has come off.
3:00.992
Last lap.
3:05.258
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:10.850
There goes a piece of Chunk.
3:22.800
Extraordinary scenes.
3:25.900
Here comes Wide Load.
3:27.075
Oh, that is a big one.
3:28.575
Right on the line.
3:30.075
It is Wide Load!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Gravy 25.092 Gravy 25.092
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 50.517 Puck Yeah 25.025
The Hairpin Clay Gravy 1:14.892 Wide Load 23.475
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:39.983 Honey Mustard 24.792
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:06.017 Chunk 24.792
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:34.358 Chunk 25.500
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:00.992 Wide Load 21.450
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:28.900 Floppy Joe 25.175
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 10 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 10 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 13 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 16 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 26 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
21 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 13-2-5-15-2.
37.36
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 6-6-7-9-11.
21.84
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
22 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-4-3-5-5.
2.93
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
12 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.2. Last five: 4-10-1-9-5.
4.15
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
18 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 14-9-16-9-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
20 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 8-13-3-8-11.
23.10
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
21 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 11-5-4-9-6.
18.89
1
The Unit Basement Heat
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 9-8-4-14-4.
14.86
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
22 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 3-7-9-14-12.
12.55
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 7-3-14-14-8.
19.95
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
18 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 13-10-8-11-10.
123.48
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 6-12-6-2-11.
25.06
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
15 starts, 2 wins, average finish 11.2. Last five: 12-7-13-11-14.
157.56
4
Wide Load The Pucks
18 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 2-7-11-16-7.
7.70
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
18 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 15-16-16-15-10.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.4. Last five: 10-16-10-15-12.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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