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Floor · Season 6 · Round 1

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Wide Load wins at The Mezzanine

Wide Load took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Floppy Joe finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1:00.667 — 14 +13 0 2.5
2 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 58.658 — 2 0 4 6.6
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 55.900 — 11 +8 1 10.0
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 42.275 — 3 -1 3 16.0
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 40.133 — 8 +3 2 16.0
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 37.417 — 10 +4 1 18.0
7 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 32.367 — 5 -2 1 18.5
8 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 32.050 — 9 +1 1 18.0
9 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 27.292 — 13 +4 1 18.9
10 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 20.642 — 16 +6 2 19.0
11 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 20.625 — 12 +1 1 18.8
12 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 20.233 — 4 -8 7 18.6
13 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 20.192 — 15 +2 1 18.3
14 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 14.225 — 1 -13 0 18.5
15 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 11.908 — 7 -8 3 19.6
16 The Kidney BEA The Beans 10.617 — 6 -10 3 19.6
0.000
Here we go.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
7.875
Nowhere left for The Kidney to go.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.617
The Kidney goes in.
10.750
Absolute carnage.
12.017
That is Crawlspace finished.
12.275
Another panel gone.
13.783
Absolute carnage.
14.225
In goes Big Randy. Recent finishes: 7-8-6-6-6.
15.258
There goes another one.
16.708
There goes another one.
17.817
Tender Greg is sliding.
18.133
Well, that was always going to happen.
19.542
They will not want to see that again.
20.192
Tender Greg goes in. Recent finishes: 4-8-7-4-4.
20.917
Another panel gone.
21.592
In goes Second Sock.
22.275
Another panel gone.
22.992
The Lieutenant goes in. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-6-2.
23.617
There goes another one.
24.392
In goes Yolk.
24.933
Less of it every time you look.
26.233
Another panel gone.
27.292
That is Puck Yeah finished.
27.517
The floor is getting smaller.
28.775
Less of it every time you look.
30.017
The floor is getting smaller.
30.958
You do not see that every day.
31.242
The floor is getting smaller.
32.358
In goes Thick Rick.
32.450
That is the sport, right there.
33.642
Less of it every time you look.
33.758
In goes Refried Ron.
34.817
There goes another one.
35.983
There goes another one.
37.125
Absolute carnage.
37.417
That is Stubbs finished.
38.250
The floor is getting smaller.
39.367
Less of it every time you look.
40.133
In goes The Unit.
40.467
There goes another one.
41.558
Look at the state of it.
42.275
In goes Damp Kevin.
42.633
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
43.692
There goes another one.
44.742
Extraordinary scenes.
45.775
There goes another one.
46.800
Less of it every time you look.
47.808
The floor is getting smaller.
48.808
Less of it every time you look.
49.792
And it all goes wrong.
50.775
There goes another one.
51.733
Another panel gone.
52.692
Another panel gone.
53.642
Less of it every time you look.
54.575
Less of it every time you look.
55.500
Another panel gone.
55.900
Old Gristle goes in.
56.408
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
57.300
Down to the last two.
57.317
The floor is getting smaller.
58.700
That is Floppy Joe finished.
1:00.667
It is Wide Load! Recent finishes: 2-6-1-2-1.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Floppy Joe 37.125 Floppy Joe 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Floppy Joe 53.642 Floppy Joe 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 10 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 14 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 14 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 16 2/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 16 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 20 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 23 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 23 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
121 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 16-11-9-10-1.
14.97
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
145 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-2-7-2-8.
5.11
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
118 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 3-4-15-7-2.
10.99
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
141 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 2-15-14-14-4.
16.14
5
Refried Ron The Beans
132 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-4-5-13-16.
14.62
6
The Kidney The Beans
114 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-13-10-8-3.
18.07
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
131 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 15-2-11-3-11.
16.84
1
The Unit Basement Heat
133 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 6-7-13-6-13.
19.68
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
134 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 10-3-16-10-5.
15.31
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
131 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 13-12-8-7-8.
17.71
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
125 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 4-6-16-11-1.
19.66
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
126 starts, 19 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 14-16-8-14-1.
20.35
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
120 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 1-8-16-2-9.
14.71
4
Wide Load The Pucks
129 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-10-10-13-7.
10.39
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
133 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-6-4-14-4.
15.75
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
118 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-14-6-12-9.
24.40

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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