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Floor · Season 6 · Round 23

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
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Yolk wins at The Balcony

Yolk took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Tube Sock finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 52.108 — 16 +15 0 12.5
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 50.133 — 4 +2 0 15.5
3 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 26.542 — 6 +3 1 19.7
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 24.567 — 3 -1 0 17.4
5 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 18.975 — 14 +9 0 19.3
6 Slapper PCK The Pucks 17.467 — 13 +7 0 19.2
7 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 15.233 — 10 +3 0 19.3
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 14.883 — 2 -6 1 20.6
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 14.783 — 8 -1 0 19.6
10 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 13.250 — 9 -1 1 18.6
11 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 10.667 — 5 -6 0 19.1
12 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 10.550 — 15 +3 0 19.2
13 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 10.417 — 11 -2 1 19.2
14 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 10.158 — 7 -7 1 18.8
15 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 8.958 — 12 -3 0 18.8
16 Long John NOO The Noodles 8.417 — 1 -15 2 21.4
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 7-10-6-9-8.
5.183
Nowhere left for Long John to go.
6.500
Another panel gone.
8.117
Less of it every time you look.
8.417
Long John is gone.
9.700
They will not want to see that again.
9.817
Old Gristle is gone.
11.217
In goes Pilot Light.
11.250
There goes another one.
12.617
In goes Gravy.
12.775
The floor is getting smaller.
14.017
Squish is gone.
14.283
There goes another one.
15.417
In goes Refried Ron.
15.758
There goes another one.
16.817
That is Lil Nugget finished.
17.208
There goes another one.
18.217
In goes Crawlspace. Recent finishes: 5-5-7-5-8.
18.633
There goes another one.
19.617
Floppy Joe is gone. Recent finishes: 7-6-8-5-6.
20.042
Well, that was always going to happen.
21.017
Honey Mustard is gone.
21.417
The floor is getting smaller.
22.417
In goes Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-14-1-1-1.
22.775
Another panel gone.
23.817
Puck Yeah goes in.
24.117
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
25.217
The Heel goes in.
25.433
Less of it every time you look.
26.617
Butter Bean goes in.
26.733
No idea what happened there.
28.017
One panel each.
28.017
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
29.275
Well, that was always going to happen.
30.517
Another panel gone.
31.742
Another panel gone.
32.950
Less of it every time you look.
34.142
Absolute carnage.
35.108
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
35.317
Another panel gone.
36.483
Well, that was always going to happen.
37.625
Extraordinary scenes.
38.750
Another panel gone.
39.867
Well, that was always going to happen.
40.967
There goes another one.
42.058
Extraordinary scenes.
43.133
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
44.192
The floor is getting smaller.
45.242
And it all goes wrong.
46.275
You do not see that every day.
47.300
The floor is getting smaller.
48.308
The floor is getting smaller.
49.308
You do not see that every day.
50.133
That is Tube Sock finished.
50.292
The floor is getting smaller.
51.275
They will not want to see that again.
52.108
In goes Yolk.
52.233
The floor is getting smaller.
53.192
The floor is getting smaller.
54.117
It is Yolk!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Tube Sock 37.625 Tube Sock 37.625
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 11 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 13 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 14 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 17 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 24 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
127 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-2-3-13-6.
19.44
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
152 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 14-3-11-14-7.
12.75
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
136 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 9-16-5-10-4.
19.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
117 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-1-1-3-9.
10.26
5
Refried Ron The Beans
142 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-1-15-16-14.
27.53
22
Butter Bean The Beans
131 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 11-3-14-9-15.
17.07
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
130 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 4-13-15-7-10.
20.72
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
143 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-7-6-7-4.
5.41
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
122 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 10-8-13-3-3.
12.98
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
126 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 6-9-9-1-9.
18.70
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
133 starts, 12 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 13-1-12-11-6.
10.99
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
136 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 3-16-1-15-2.
9.39
8
Slapper The Pucks
130 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 12-16-2-15-14.
28.76
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
127 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-1-15-15-12.
15.59
2
Squish The Soft Boys
137 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 14-1-5-7-15.
13.81
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
126 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 16-13-12-2-12.
29.75

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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