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Floor · Season 6 · Round 28

The Decking — Team Pack Race

The Decking · The Decking · 26 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Slapper wins at The Decking

Slapper took The Decking — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Big Randy finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 1:07.458 — 13 +12 0 0.8
2 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1:05.450 — 2 0 4 7.1
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 59.942 — 14 +11 0 10.0
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 59.375 — 16 +12 0 9.7
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 55.050 — 1 -4 2 13.7
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 54.083 — 5 -1 10 12.9
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 50.983 — 7 0 9 13.2
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 45.533 — 3 -5 3 15.0
9 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 38.058 — 4 -5 8 20.1
10 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 37.050 — 10 0 6 18.2
11 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 35.867 — 8 -3 11 18.2
12 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 25.500 — 12 0 4 18.2
13 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 23.525 — 11 -2 5 18.3
14 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 21.692 — 6 -8 6 18.4
15 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 20.358 — 15 0 7 18.5
16 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 18.783 — 9 -7 8 18.1
0.000
Here we go.
7.000
The floor is getting smaller.
8.725
Another panel gone.
10.417
Well, that was always going to happen.
12.075
Extraordinary scenes.
13.708
Another panel gone.
15.317
Look at the state of it.
16.117
Honey Mustard is right on the edge.
16.892
The floor is getting smaller.
18.442
Another panel gone.
18.783
Honey Mustard goes in. Recent finishes: 3-7-16-3-2.
19.975
There goes another one.
20.358
Tender Greg is gone. Recent finishes: 4-8-6-4-4.
21.475
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
21.758
That is Butter Bean finished. Recent finishes: 5-5-8-9-8.
22.950
Less of it every time you look.
23.525
Old Gristle goes in. Recent finishes: 2-3-2-2-1.
24.400
Another panel gone.
25.500
The Lieutenant goes in.
25.833
The floor is getting smaller.
27.242
Look at the state of it.
28.633
Less of it every time you look.
29.975
Nowhere left for Radiator to go. Recent finishes: 6-4-8-12-5.
30.000
The floor is getting smaller.
31.350
Another panel gone.
32.675
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
33.983
Well, that was always going to happen.
35.275
Less of it every time you look.
35.867
That is Radiator finished.
36.550
Less of it every time you look.
37.267
Thick Rick goes in.
37.808
Look at the state of it.
38.667
Tube Sock is gone.
39.050
And it all goes wrong.
40.275
That is the sport, right there.
41.475
The floor is getting smaller.
42.667
That is the sport, right there.
43.850
The floor is getting smaller.
45.008
Less of it every time you look.
45.533
Second Sock goes in.
46.158
There goes another one.
47.292
That is the sport, right there.
48.408
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
49.517
Oh dear.
50.608
Extraordinary scenes.
50.983
That is Pilot Light finished.
51.692
Less of it every time you look.
52.758
Look at the state of it.
53.817
Less of it every time you look.
54.083
Refried Ron goes in.
54.858
Another panel gone.
55.483
In goes Floppy Joe.
55.892
Extraordinary scenes.
56.917
The floor is getting smaller.
57.925
There goes another one.
58.925
Another panel gone.
59.375
Custard is gone.
59.908
That is the sport, right there.
1:00.775
Wide Load is gone.
1:00.892
Another panel gone.
1:01.858
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:02.175
One panel each.
1:05.450
Big Randy is gone.
1:07.458
It is Slapper!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Timber Floppy Joe 40.275 Floppy Joe 40.275
Smooth Descent Timber Big Randy 57.925 Big Randy 17.650
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 4 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 7 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 17 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 18 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 19 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 20 2/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 25 2/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
154 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 13-14-14-3-11.
17.44
1
Big Randy The Noodles
131 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 16-8-4-15-16.
20.57
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
154 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-11-6-1-4.
14.93
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
120 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 14-8-12-12-1.
16.75
5
Refried Ron The Beans
145 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 14-12-7-11-1.
30.79
22
Butter Bean The Beans
134 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 4-15-13-11-3.
18.60
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
131 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 2-4-13-15-7.
10.63
4
Radiator Basement Heat
126 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 8-5-1-10-12.
9.57
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
128 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 3-14-6-9-9.
9.09
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
144 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-4-12-9-10.
16.91
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
139 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 1-13-1-3-16.
8.62
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
131 starts, 19 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 10-8-9-14-11.
19.83
8
Slapper The Pucks
133 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 2-6-10-12-16.
20.73
4
Wide Load The Pucks
142 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 10-10-9-5-10.
16.92
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
145 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 16-8-11-11-16.
18.15
21
Custard The Soft Boys
130 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-8-9-2-2.
8.02

Course preview

3 sections · 26 m
Smooth Descent Timber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Scaffold boards in a spiral. Forgiving, unhurried and the only floor on the calendar anybody would describe as pleasant.

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