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Floor · Season 6 · Round 31

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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Tube Sock wins at The Balcony

Tube Sock took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Damp Kevin finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 48.942 — 3 +2 0 2.4
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 46.933 — 4 +2 0 14.1
3 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 42.558 — 5 +2 0 15.9
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 15.150 — 12 +8 0 19.2
5 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 14.275 — 14 +9 0 19.5
6 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 13.650 — 16 +10 0 19.0
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 13.075 — 2 -5 1 19.9
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 12.583 — 13 +5 1 18.6
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 12.283 — 6 -3 1 18.5
10 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 11.950 — 11 +1 1 18.5
11 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 10.600 — 1 -10 1 19.3
12 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 10.525 — 15 +3 0 19.1
13 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 10.033 — 8 -5 0 17.9
14 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 9.492 — 7 -7 0 18.0
15 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 9.342 — 10 -5 0 18.8
16 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 8.392 — 9 -7 2 18.6
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 8-7-8-11-5.
5.108
Nowhere left for Stubbs to go.
6.500
There goes another one.
8.117
The floor is getting smaller.
8.392
Stubbs goes in.
9.700
They will not want to see that again.
9.792
That is Thick Rick finished.
11.192
In goes The Unit. Recent finishes: 7-5-6-10-5.
11.250
Less of it every time you look.
12.592
Radiator is gone. Recent finishes: 7-15-6-4-8.
12.775
Another panel gone.
13.992
Yolk is gone.
14.283
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
15.392
In goes Floppy Joe.
15.758
Less of it every time you look.
16.792
Gravy goes in.
17.208
Less of it every time you look.
18.192
Butter Bean is gone. Recent finishes: 6-8-5-5-8.
18.633
Less of it every time you look.
19.592
Wide Load goes in. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
20.042
There goes another one.
20.992
Crooked Pete is gone.
21.417
Oh dear.
22.392
Custard is gone.
22.775
Absolute carnage.
23.792
Puck Yeah is gone.
24.117
Look at the state of it.
25.192
Old Gristle is gone.
25.433
Less of it every time you look.
26.733
No idea what happened there.
28.017
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
29.275
Well, that was always going to happen.
30.517
Another panel gone.
31.742
Another panel gone.
32.950
Less of it every time you look.
34.142
Absolute carnage.
35.108
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
35.317
Another panel gone.
36.483
Well, that was always going to happen.
37.625
Extraordinary scenes.
38.750
Another panel gone.
39.867
Well, that was always going to happen.
40.967
There goes another one.
41.992
You do not see that every day.
42.058
Extraordinary scenes.
43.133
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
43.392
Refried Ron goes in.
44.192
The floor is getting smaller.
44.792
Down to the last two.
45.242
And it all goes wrong.
46.275
You do not see that every day.
46.933
In goes Damp Kevin.
47.300
The floor is getting smaller.
48.308
The floor is getting smaller.
48.942
It is Tube Sock!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Tube Sock 37.625 Tube Sock 37.625
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 12 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 13 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 14 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 18 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 27 2/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 31 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
157 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-12-2-13-14.
18.85
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
128 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-3-11-5-3.
10.99
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
121 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 2-14-8-12-12.
10.01
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
130 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 4-12-3-8-8.
12.43
5
Refried Ron The Beans
148 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-6-16-14-12.
34.62
22
Butter Bean The Beans
137 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 3-16-4-4-15.
17.03
1
The Unit Basement Heat
139 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-10-10-4-9.
16.91
4
Radiator Basement Heat
126 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 8-5-1-10-12.
15.01
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
146 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 3-12-9-1-16.
16.37
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
144 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-4-12-9-10.
28.73
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
138 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-1-2-6-11.
13.04
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
142 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 15-7-15-1-13.
22.44
4
Wide Load The Pucks
142 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 10-10-9-5-10.
22.62
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
129 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 5-7-10-1-15.
15.15
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
130 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 1-13-6-9-16.
16.98
21
Custard The Soft Boys
132 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-3-5-8-9.
4.63

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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