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Floor · Season 6 · Round 32

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Yolk wins at The Patio

Yolk took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Stubbs finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 56.575 — 15 +14 0 2.7
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 54.567 — 9 +7 14 9.8
3 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 51.033 — 5 +2 0 11.4
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 46.600 — 10 +6 9 12.9
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 45.642 — 4 -1 0 13.8
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 44.900 — 11 +5 0 14.4
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 43.908 — 7 0 2 14.7
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 43.708 — 13 +5 14 15.1
9 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 40.808 — 2 -7 3 15.5
10 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 34.717 — 1 -9 12 17.3
11 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 34.608 — 16 +5 7 17.9
12 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 32.842 — 12 0 6 19.2
13 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 30.117 — 8 -5 13 16.7
14 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 29.600 — 3 -11 5 15.9
15 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 24.467 — 6 -9 9 19.1
16 Slapper PCK The Pucks 13.025 — 14 -2 4 19.4
0.000
And we are away.
5.417
That is the sport, right there.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
9.500
Nowhere left for Slapper to go. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-2-2.
10.467
Another panel gone.
11.900
There goes another one.
13.025
In goes Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-2-2.
13.308
That is the sport, right there.
14.692
The floor is getting smaller.
16.058
There goes another one.
17.400
The floor is getting smaller.
18.717
There goes another one.
20.017
Less of it every time you look.
21.292
That is the sport, right there.
22.550
It is chaos out there.
23.442
Butter Bean is right on the edge. Recent finishes: 14-6-8-5-5.
23.792
They will not want to see that again.
24.842
In goes Butter Bean. Recent finishes: 14-6-8-5-5.
25.008
Less of it every time you look.
26.208
Less of it every time you look.
27.400
Less of it every time you look.
28.567
Less of it every time you look.
29.342
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 8-8-7-8-11.
29.717
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
30.742
That is Tube Sock finished.
30.850
And it all goes wrong.
31.967
There goes another one.
32.142
The Unit is gone.
33.075
The floor is getting smaller.
33.542
In goes Gravy.
34.167
The floor is getting smaller.
34.942
In goes Tender Greg.
35.242
You do not see that every day.
36.300
Another panel gone.
36.342
In goes Floppy Joe.
37.350
That is the sport, right there.
38.383
Another panel gone.
39.400
There goes another one.
40.408
The floor is getting smaller.
40.808
Crooked Pete goes in.
41.408
No idea what happened there.
42.392
They will not want to see that again.
43.367
The floor is getting smaller.
43.708
Wide Load is gone.
44.325
Less of it every time you look.
45.108
In goes Crawlspace.
45.275
They will not want to see that again.
46.208
The floor is getting smaller.
46.508
In goes Old Gristle.
47.142
The floor is getting smaller.
47.908
That is Second Sock finished.
48.058
That is the sport, right there.
48.967
The floor is getting smaller.
49.308
Honey Mustard goes in.
49.867
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
50.750
It is chaos out there.
51.033
Refried Ron is gone.
51.625
The floor is getting smaller.
52.433
One panel each.
52.500
Absolute carnage.
53.358
Another panel gone.
54.208
Look at the state of it.
54.567
In goes Stubbs.
56.575
Yolk is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 6 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 12 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 18 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 18 2/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 19 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 19 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 20 2/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 24 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
158 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-8-12-2-13.
10.75
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
128 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-3-11-5-3.
7.81
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
122 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-2-14-8-12.
10.84
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
157 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 14-10-10-11-11.
23.77
5
Refried Ron The Beans
149 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-11-6-16-14.
26.11
22
Butter Bean The Beans
137 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 3-16-4-4-15.
12.25
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
151 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 9-9-4-13-5.
13.82
1
The Unit Basement Heat
139 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-10-10-4-9.
16.35
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
147 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 2-3-12-9-1.
9.06
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
132 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 10-7-2-14-3.
16.46
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
143 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 15-15-7-15-1.
26.24
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
138 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-1-2-6-11.
8.70
4
Wide Load The Pucks
142 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 10-10-9-5-10.
16.09
8
Slapper The Pucks
137 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 16-6-8-11-2.
32.99
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
131 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-1-13-6-9.
12.89
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
145 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 16-8-11-11-16.
27.05

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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