Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 6 · Round 37

The Scaffold — Team Pack Race

The Scaffold · The Scaffold · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch Fast collapse Peg chaos Fast lava
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Squish wins at The Scaffold

Squish took The Scaffold — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Old Gristle finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 33.308 16 +15 0 12.9
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 31.300 12 +10 0 18.1
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 21.308 11 +8 2 20.1
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 18.108 10 +6 0 20.2
5 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 16.892 14 +9 4 20.1
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 15.417 1 -5 3 20.7
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 13.958 7 0 2 20.7
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 13.883 6 -2 1 21.8
9 The Kidney BEA The Beans 13.825 5 -4 4 19.4
10 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 13.008 3 -7 0 20.0
11 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 12.608 2 -9 1 19.8
12 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 12.517 15 +3 4 20.5
13 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 12.125 8 -5 1 20.3
14 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 11.375 4 -10 0 22.3
15 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 10.725 9 -6 2 19.3
16 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 6.975 13 -3 1 20.6
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 4-4-3-4-3.
4.650
That is as close as it gets.
5.000
There goes another one.
6.175
Another panel gone.
6.975
In goes Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 5-1-1-1-2.
7.333
That is the sport, right there.
8.467
There goes another one.
9.583
There goes another one.
10.675
There goes another one.
10.725
Lil Nugget goes in.
11.750
Less of it every time you look.
12.125
The Heel is gone.
12.808
Less of it every time you look.
13.525
Pilot Light goes in.
13.850
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
14.875
Less of it every time you look.
14.925
Yolk is gone. Recent finishes: 3-1-4-16-3.
15.883
Oh dear.
16.325
In goes Crooked Pete.
16.875
And it all goes wrong.
17.725
Tube Sock is gone.
17.850
Another panel gone.
18.817
The floor is getting smaller.
19.125
That is The Kidney finished.
19.758
There goes another one.
20.525
Refried Ron goes in.
20.692
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
21.617
There goes another one.
21.925
The Unit is gone.
22.517
Another panel gone.
23.325
That is Big Randy finished.
23.417
There goes another one.
24.292
The floor is getting smaller.
24.725
In goes Wide Load.
25.167
Another panel gone.
26.025
There goes another one.
26.125
In goes Honey Mustard. Recent finishes: 7-5-2-3-5.
26.867
Absolute carnage.
27.525
In goes Chunk. Recent finishes: 1-2-6-1-5.
27.700
The floor is getting smaller.
28.525
Less of it every time you look.
28.925
Down to the last two.
29.342
The floor is getting smaller.
30.142
Extraordinary scenes.
30.933
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
31.300
Old Gristle goes in.
31.717
The floor is getting smaller.
32.492
Less of it every time you look.
33.258
Less of it every time you look.
33.308
It is Squish!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 13 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 17 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 17 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 20 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 21 2/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 24 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
136 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 12-2-6-12-14.
19.69
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
128 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-3-11-5-3.
11.43
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
125 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-9-3-6-2.
13.45
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
144 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 1-5-4-11-8.
10.55
6
The Kidney The Beans
126 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 16-16-6-7-8.
32.74
5
Refried Ron The Beans
152 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-6-16-11-11.
31.73
1
The Unit Basement Heat
140 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 4-9-10-10-4.
12.90
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
137 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 7-13-3-14-14.
16.62
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
128 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 10-7-7-7-3.
7.21
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
136 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 8-16-9-2-10.
17.02
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
139 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 1-15-12-12-8.
20.18
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
147 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 2-13-1-12-15.
12.93
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
131 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 12-13-5-7-10.
18.98
4
Wide Load The Pucks
146 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 3-3-11-15-10.
8.83
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
135 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-10-6-1-7.
11.01
2
Squish The Soft Boys
143 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-12-9-9-13.
19.37

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

The heaviest lurch and a random drop order. The one floor where standing in the middle of a full deck is not safe.

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