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Floor · Season 6 · Round 8

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Wide Load wins at The Patio

Wide Load took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Crawlspace finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1:08.208 — 14 +13 0 2.6
2 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 1:08.208 — 8 +6 0 2.9
3 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1:08.208 — 1 -2 0 0.8
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 54.558 — 10 +6 14 9.8
5 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 53.308 — 16 +11 18 10.3
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 45.642 — 2 -4 0 13.8
7 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 43.917 — 11 +4 3 14.8
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 40.817 — 7 -1 4 15.0
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 34.867 — 9 0 10 17.4
10 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 32.833 — 3 -7 6 19.2
11 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 30.508 — 13 +2 4 18.8
12 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 29.625 — 4 -8 5 15.9
13 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 29.383 — 15 +2 7 19.2
14 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 28.142 — 5 -9 12 18.7
15 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 14.367 — 12 -3 6 17.7
16 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 12.925 — 6 -10 4 18.6
0.000
The floor is live.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
9.333
It is chaos out there.
10.467
Another panel gone.
11.900
There goes another one.
12.925
That is Refried Ron finished.
13.308
That is the sport, right there.
14.367
In goes Old Gristle. Recent finishes: 2-3-7-13-1.
14.692
The floor is getting smaller.
16.058
There goes another one.
17.400
The floor is getting smaller.
18.717
There goes another one.
20.017
Less of it every time you look.
21.292
That is the sport, right there.
22.550
It is chaos out there.
23.792
They will not want to see that again.
25.008
Less of it every time you look.
26.208
Less of it every time you look.
27.400
Less of it every time you look.
28.142
That is Sweaty Gerald finished.
28.567
Less of it every time you look.
29.542
That is Yolk finished.
29.717
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
30.850
And it all goes wrong.
30.942
That is Damp Kevin finished.
31.967
There goes another one.
32.342
The Coaster goes in.
33.075
The floor is getting smaller.
33.742
The Heel goes in.
34.167
The floor is getting smaller.
35.142
In goes Thick Rick.
35.242
Less of it every time you look.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.350
The floor is getting smaller.
38.383
The floor is getting smaller.
39.400
Look at the state of it.
39.567
Tender Greg is right on the edge.
40.408
Another panel gone.
40.967
That is Radiator finished. Recent finishes: 5-11-8-6-7.
41.408
And it all goes wrong.
42.392
The floor is getting smaller.
43.367
The floor is getting smaller.
43.917
Chunk is gone. Recent finishes: 6-3-1-7-1.
44.325
No idea what happened there.
45.275
The floor is getting smaller.
45.642
In goes Long John.
46.208
Less of it every time you look.
47.142
You do not see that every day.
48.058
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
48.967
Less of it every time you look.
49.867
The floor is getting smaller.
50.750
No idea what happened there.
51.625
Another panel gone.
52.500
The floor is getting smaller.
53.308
Tender Greg goes in.
53.358
You do not see that every day.
54.208
There goes another one.
54.708
Stubbs goes in. Recent finishes: 4-2-1-4-3.
1:08.208
It is Wide Load!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 9 2/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 10 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 12 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 13 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 2/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 22 2/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 22 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 30 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
145 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-2-7-2-8.
5.70
7
Long John The Noodles
116 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 11-5-11-7-8.
14.52
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
127 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 5-14-16-15-12.
43.69
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
118 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 3-4-15-7-2.
11.47
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
130 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-11-4-12-11.
19.67
5
Refried Ron The Beans
132 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-4-5-13-16.
15.87
4
Radiator Basement Heat
112 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 3-11-14-7-6.
17.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
131 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 15-2-11-3-11.
14.43
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
134 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 10-3-16-10-5.
12.78
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
131 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 13-12-8-7-8.
21.07
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
124 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 9-8-3-14-16.
20.20
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
125 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 4-6-16-11-1.
17.76
3
The Coaster The Pucks
125 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-3-3-2-10.
8.67
4
Wide Load The Pucks
129 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-10-10-13-7.
13.63
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
118 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-14-6-12-9.
17.48
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
133 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 8-6-4-14-4.
14.85

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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