Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 9 · Round 1

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 6:51.811 1 0 28 14.0
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:54.394 +2.58 7 +5 26 12.7
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:24.306 +32.50 4 +1 27 13.5
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 7:48.378 +56.57 6 +2 31 12.9
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 8:12.883 +81.07 5 0 35 10.5
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 8:18.777 +86.97 8 +2 23 14.1
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:23.245 +91.43 2 -5 28 11.7
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 8:35.666 +103.86 3 -5 37 10.5
0.017
Absolute carnage.
8.033
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 3-2-7-3-12.
11.500
Butter Bean has the lead.
15.206
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 4-7-3-4-16.
18.672
Big Randy gets air.
22.417
Wide Load gets air.
26.889
That is the sport, right there.
32.033
Radiator is making ground.
40.033
Thick Rick slips to the rear.
46.683
Right into it goes Wide Load. Averaging 11.3 contacts an event coming in.
56.033
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:00.200
Right into it goes Big Randy.
1:04.033
You do not see that every day.
1:09.178
That is a big one for Wide Load.
1:18.867
And Gravy takes flight.
1:23.378
Gravy is completely off the deck.
1:27.678
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 4-7-3-4-16.
1:31.311
And Butter Bean takes flight. Recent finishes: 8-9-8-13-4.
1:34.806
Big air for Thick Rick.
1:39.094
Thick Rick is airborne.
1:39.233
Here comes Gravy.
1:42.494
It is Gravy!
1:54.456
Radiator finds trouble.
1:58.489
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Damp Kevin 1.983 Damp Kevin 1.983
Smooth Descent Hard Thick Rick 5.261 Thick Rick 2.978
Sweeping Curve Hard Butter Bean 7.933 Butter Bean 2.566
Smooth Descent Hard Butter Bean 11.428 Gravy 3.027
The Drops Hard Butter Bean 13.406 Wide Load 1.694
Peg Field Hard Butter Bean 14.956 Tender Greg 1.333
The Pinball Table Slick Butter Bean 18.350 Tender Greg 1.817
Collision Funnel Hard Tender Greg 20.283 Gravy 0.934
Smooth Descent Hard Tender Greg 22.150 Wide Load 1.761
Barrier Run Smooth Tender Greg 23.744 Gravy 1.483
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 25.800 Gravy 1.861
Bounce Pads Smooth Gravy 27.656 Gravy 1.856
Carpet Flat Carpet Gravy 29.761 Gravy 2.105
Fabric Run Soft fabric Gravy 31.133 Gravy 1.372
Sweeping Curve Carpet Gravy 33.639 Wide Load 2.273
The Kicker Smooth Gravy 35.133 Gravy 1.494
Carpet Flat Carpet Gravy 37.428 Gravy 2.295
S-Bend Smooth Gravy 41.100 Gravy 3.672
Tight Curve Smooth Gravy 48.578 Tender Greg 4.156
The Funnel Smooth Gravy 50.878 Gravy 2.300
Narrow Pipe Metal Gravy 53.572 Big Randy 2.505
The Gauntlet Smooth Gravy 55.639 Gravy 2.067
The Hairpin Smooth Gravy 59.522 Gravy 3.883
Split Route Smooth Gravy 1:02.672 Gravy 3.150
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 1:07.272 Gravy 4.600
Sweeping Curve Hard Gravy 1:10.350 Wide Load 2.984
Slick Floor Slick Gravy 1:12.883 Wide Load 2.455
The Plunge Metal Gravy 1:15.472 Thick Rick 1.933
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 1:17.778 Thick Rick 2.045
The Kicker Hard Gravy 1:18.761 Thick Rick 0.933
Bounce Pads Smooth Gravy 1:20.417 Gravy 1.656
The Gap Hard Gravy 1:23.017 Damp Kevin 2.050
The Drops Hard Gravy 1:24.750 Thick Rick 1.684
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 1:27.372 Butter Bean 2.022
The Washboard Hard Gravy 1:29.872 Gravy 2.500
Big Air Metal Gravy 1:33.344 Wide Load 3.095
Smooth Descent Smooth Gravy 1:35.461 Wide Load 1.977
Sweeping Curve Hard Gravy 1:37.750 Gravy 2.289
Final Sprint Hard Gravy 1:40.272 Gravy 2.522
Target Zone Carpet Gravy 1:41.306 Wide Load 1.017
Exit Gate Hard Gravy 1:42.233 Wide Load 0.905
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 0/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 0/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 0/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 0/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 0/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
228 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-8-5-14.
35.14
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
227 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-6-15-7.
28.18
22
Butter Bean The Beans · HOME
227 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-9-8-13-4.
33.03
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
225 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-5-5-8-5.
40.31
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · HOME
229 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-2-7-3-12.
5.47
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
207 starts, 50 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-16-3-2-2.
4.82
4
Wide Load The Pucks
210 starts, 89 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-1-1-1-8.
1.78
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
212 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-7-3-4-16.
14.46

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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