Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 9 · Round 14

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 8:26.744 6 +5 43 14.4
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:56.449 +29.71 7 +5 39 14.2
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:14.606 +47.86 5 +2 42 12.5
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 9:16.228 +49.48 1 -3 41 12.7
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:33.806 +67.06 15 +10 22 20.6
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 9:57.183 +90.44 12 +6 44 14.4
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 10:05.278 +98.53 2 -5 2 22.6
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 10:06.889 +100.15 11 +3 42 13.3
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 10:07.684 +100.94 14 +5 55 14.4
10 The Kidney BEA The Beans 10:13.328 +106.58 10 0 44 10.8
11 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 10:19.184 +112.44 13 +2 53 12.8
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:19.783 +113.04 8 -4 53 10.8
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 10:24.678 +117.93 4 -9 39 14.0
14 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 10:25.067 +118.32 16 +2 41 12.1
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:44.150 +137.41 3 -12 39 11.7
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 11:55.184 +208.44 9 -7 38 12.4
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 16.2 contacts an event coming in.
3.567
The lead changes hands. Puck Yeah.
7.022
Wide Load gets hit hard. Averaging 12.4 contacts an event coming in.
11.350
Look at that. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-2-15.
14.894
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
18.567
That is going to sting in the morning. Recent finishes: 2-1-9-5-11.
22.489
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 3-4-3-4-4.
27.467
Old Gristle takes the lead.
32.033
Big move from Crawlspace.
36.100
Right into it goes Tube Sock.
39.844
That is a big one for Old Gristle.
51.817
Up goes Thick Rick.
56.867
Squish gets hit hard.
1:00.628
That is the sport, right there.
1:05.139
Up goes Old Gristle.
1:08.994
Big air for Old Gristle.
1:12.817
Old Gristle is airborne.
1:16.806
Chunk takes a knock.
1:20.767
Nothing doing for Wide Load.
1:24.394
Look at that.
1:28.011
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:31.572
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:35.600
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:39.311
Big air for Old Gristle.
1:42.794
They will not want to see that again.
1:47.961
You do not see that every day.
1:51.383
Extraordinary scenes.
1:55.694
And Wide Load takes flight.
1:58.422
Here comes Old Gristle.
1:59.211
Absolute carnage.
2:02.611
Chunk wins it.
2:06.072
No idea what happened there.
2:10.328
Sweaty Gerald is airborne.
2:13.767
Big air for Tender Greg.
2:18.422
Squish finds trouble.
2:21.839
The Unit gets air.
2:25.444
That is a big one for Crooked Pete.
2:33.994
That is a big one for The Unit.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard The Heel 1.594 Puck Yeah 1.578
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 4.900 Thick Rick 2.950
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 7.406 Wide Load 2.489
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 10.561 Chunk 2.978
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 12.256 Wide Load 1.677
Peg Field Hard Puck Yeah 13.811 Honey Mustard 1.250
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 16.333 Old Gristle 1.634
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 17.411 Old Gristle 0.961
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 19.461 Old Gristle 1.672
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 20.967 Old Gristle 1.428
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 22.744 Old Gristle 1.683
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 24.761 Old Gristle 1.722
S-Bend Smooth Old Gristle 28.411 Old Gristle 2.967
Tight Curve Smooth Old Gristle 32.283 Chunk 3.123
The Funnel Smooth Old Gristle 34.533 Puck Yeah 2.067
Narrow Pipe Metal Old Gristle 37.067 Thick Rick 2.194
The Gauntlet Smooth Old Gristle 39.150 Wide Load 2.017
The Hairpin Smooth Old Gristle 43.133 Wide Load 3.683
Split Route Smooth Old Gristle 46.511 The Kidney 3.056
Stairwell Hard Old Gristle 50.833 Chunk 3.933
Carpet Flat Carpet Old Gristle 53.489 Thick Rick 2.227
Tight Curve Carpet Old Gristle 56.389 Puck Yeah 2.794
The Hairpin Smooth Old Gristle 1:01.889 Chunk 4.906
Stairwell Hard Old Gristle 1:05.156 Old Gristle 3.267
Fabric Run Soft fabric Old Gristle 1:07.233 Chunk 1.911
The Drops Hard Old Gristle 1:09.100 Puck Yeah 1.689
Peg Field Hard Old Gristle 1:10.678 Thick Rick 1.300
The Pinball Table Slick Old Gristle 1:13.161 Thick Rick 1.823
Collision Funnel Hard Old Gristle 1:14.389 Wide Load 0.922
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 1:16.206 Wide Load 1.417
Barrier Run Smooth Old Gristle 1:17.689 Old Gristle 1.483
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 1:19.900 Tube Sock 2.012
Bounce Pads Smooth Old Gristle 1:21.911 Wide Load 1.867
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 1:24.350 Wide Load 2.355
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 1:26.500 Wide Load 2.089
Slick Floor Slick Old Gristle 1:29.150 Wide Load 2.367
The Plunge Metal Old Gristle 1:32.250 Wide Load 1.844
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 1:34.533 Wide Load 2.006
The Kicker Hard Old Gristle 1:35.489 Wide Load 0.900
Bounce Pads Smooth Old Gristle 1:36.939 Chunk 1.428
The Gap Hard Old Gristle 1:38.417 Old Gristle 1.478
The Drops Hard Old Gristle 1:39.611 Old Gristle 1.194
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 1:41.683 The Heel 1.961
The Washboard Hard Old Gristle 1:44.211 Chunk 2.011
Big Air Metal Old Gristle 1:47.222 Wide Load 2.595
Smooth Descent Smooth Old Gristle 1:49.278 Wide Load 1.850
Sweeping Curve Hard Old Gristle 1:51.856 Chunk 2.333
Final Sprint Hard Old Gristle 1:54.522 Chunk 2.467
Target Zone Carpet Old Gristle 1:58.972 Thick Rick 1.083
Exit Gate Hard Old Gristle 2:01.422 Thick Rick 0.989
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 1/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 10 0/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 13 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 18 0/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 20 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 21 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 24 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
235 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-13-7-10-6.
56.87
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
243 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-12-7-6-7.
111.78
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
230 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-8-11-5-6.
43.03
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
227 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-6-7-4-10.
41.23
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
226 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-5-5-16-14.
145.96
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
235 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-8-13-8-8.
73.83
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
229 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-10-5-5.
50.03
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
231 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-10-5-5-7.
33.93
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
221 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-3-7-16-3.
11.89
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · HOME
234 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-3-1-5-3.
14.59
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
239 starts, 69 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-2-3-4-2.
3.96
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
240 starts, 56 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 11-2-3-2-2.
11.58
4
Wide Load The Pucks
215 starts, 93 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-1-1-1-2.
4.67
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
237 starts, 117 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-1-4-1.
4.21
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
217 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 6-4-8-6-4.
47.48
2
Squish The Soft Boys
228 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-4-7-3-5.
31.05

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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