· Season 9 · Round 14
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win
Chunk took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 8:26.744 | — | 6 | +5 | 43 | 14.4 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:56.449 | +29.71 | 7 | +5 | 39 | 14.2 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:14.606 | +47.86 | 5 | +2 | 42 | 12.5 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 9:16.228 | +49.48 | 1 | -3 | 41 | 12.7 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:33.806 | +67.06 | 15 | +10 | 22 | 20.6 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:57.183 | +90.44 | 12 | +6 | 44 | 14.4 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 10:05.278 | +98.53 | 2 | -5 | 2 | 22.6 |
| 8 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 10:06.889 | +100.15 | 11 | +3 | 42 | 13.3 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 10:07.684 | +100.94 | 14 | +5 | 55 | 14.4 |
| 10 | The Kidney | The Beans | 10:13.328 | +106.58 | 10 | 0 | 44 | 10.8 |
| 11 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 10:19.184 | +112.44 | 13 | +2 | 53 | 12.8 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:19.783 | +113.04 | 8 | -4 | 53 | 10.8 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 10:24.678 | +117.93 | 4 | -9 | 39 | 14.0 |
| 14 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 10:25.067 | +118.32 | 16 | +2 | 41 | 12.1 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:44.150 | +137.41 | 3 | -12 | 39 | 11.7 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 11:55.184 | +208.44 | 9 | -7 | 38 | 12.4 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 16.2 contacts an event coming in.
3.567
The lead changes hands. Puck Yeah.
7.022
Wide Load gets hit hard. Averaging 12.4 contacts an event coming in.
11.350
Look at that. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-2-15.
14.894
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
18.567
That is going to sting in the morning. Recent finishes: 2-1-9-5-11.
22.489
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 3-4-3-4-4.
27.467
Old Gristle takes the lead.
32.033
Big move from Crawlspace.
36.100
Right into it goes Tube Sock.
39.844
That is a big one for Old Gristle.
51.817
Up goes Thick Rick.
56.867
Squish gets hit hard.
1:00.628
That is the sport, right there.
1:05.139
Up goes Old Gristle.
1:08.994
Big air for Old Gristle.
1:12.817
Old Gristle is airborne.
1:16.806
Chunk takes a knock.
1:20.767
Nothing doing for Wide Load.
1:24.394
Look at that.
1:28.011
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:31.572
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:35.600
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:39.311
Big air for Old Gristle.
1:42.794
They will not want to see that again.
1:47.961
You do not see that every day.
1:51.383
Extraordinary scenes.
1:55.694
And Wide Load takes flight.
1:58.422
Here comes Old Gristle.
1:59.211
Absolute carnage.
2:02.611
Chunk wins it.
2:06.072
No idea what happened there.
2:10.328
Sweaty Gerald is airborne.
2:13.767
Big air for Tender Greg.
2:18.422
Squish finds trouble.
2:21.839
The Unit gets air.
2:25.444
That is a big one for Crooked Pete.
2:33.994
That is a big one for The Unit.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | The Heel | 1.594 | Puck Yeah 1.578 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 4.900 | Thick Rick 2.950 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Puck Yeah | 7.406 | Wide Load 2.489 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 10.561 | Chunk 2.978 |
| The Drops | Hard | Puck Yeah | 12.256 | Wide Load 1.677 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Puck Yeah | 13.811 | Honey Mustard 1.250 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Puck Yeah | 16.333 | Old Gristle 1.634 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Puck Yeah | 17.411 | Old Gristle 0.961 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 19.461 | Old Gristle 1.672 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 20.967 | Old Gristle 1.428 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 22.744 | Old Gristle 1.683 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 24.761 | Old Gristle 1.722 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Old Gristle | 28.411 | Old Gristle 2.967 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 32.283 | Chunk 3.123 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Old Gristle | 34.533 | Puck Yeah 2.067 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 37.067 | Thick Rick 2.194 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Old Gristle | 39.150 | Wide Load 2.017 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Old Gristle | 43.133 | Wide Load 3.683 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Old Gristle | 46.511 | The Kidney 3.056 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 50.833 | Chunk 3.933 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 53.489 | Thick Rick 2.227 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 56.389 | Puck Yeah 2.794 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:01.889 | Chunk 4.906 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:05.156 | Old Gristle 3.267 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 1:07.233 | Chunk 1.911 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:09.100 | Puck Yeah 1.689 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:10.678 | Thick Rick 1.300 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Old Gristle | 1:13.161 | Thick Rick 1.823 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:14.389 | Wide Load 0.922 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:16.206 | Wide Load 1.417 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:17.689 | Old Gristle 1.483 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:19.900 | Tube Sock 2.012 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:21.911 | Wide Load 1.867 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:24.350 | Wide Load 2.355 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:26.500 | Wide Load 2.089 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Old Gristle | 1:29.150 | Wide Load 2.367 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:32.250 | Wide Load 1.844 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:34.533 | Wide Load 2.006 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:35.489 | Wide Load 0.900 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:36.939 | Chunk 1.428 |
| The Gap | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:38.417 | Old Gristle 1.478 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:39.611 | Old Gristle 1.194 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:41.683 | The Heel 1.961 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:44.211 | Chunk 2.011 |
| Big Air | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:47.222 | Wide Load 2.595 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:49.278 | Wide Load 1.850 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:51.856 | Chunk 2.333 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:54.522 | Chunk 2.467 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1:58.972 | Thick Rick 1.083 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | Old Gristle | 2:01.422 | Thick Rick 0.989 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 10 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 18 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 20 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 21 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 24 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · HOME
226 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-5-5-16-14.
145.96
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · HOME
229 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-10-5-5.
50.03
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · HOME
231 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-10-5-5-7.
33.93
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · HOME
221 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-3-7-16-3.
11.89
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · HOME
234 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-3-1-5-3.
14.59
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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