· Season 9 · Round 2
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 8:05.355 | — | 9 | +8 | 37 | 14.8 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:40.467 | +35.11 | 11 | +9 | 39 | 13.8 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:52.211 | +46.86 | 6 | +3 | 34 | 13.6 |
| 4 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 8:55.778 | +50.42 | 8 | +4 | 38 | 13.9 |
| 5 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 8:56.012 | +50.66 | 12 | +7 | 41 | 12.6 |
| 6 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 9:12.628 | +67.27 | 13 | +7 | 38 | 13.4 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:13.262 | +67.91 | 15 | +8 | 35 | 13.4 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:24.095 | +78.74 | 14 | +6 | 42 | 15.0 |
| 9 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:33.006 | +87.65 | 7 | -2 | 35 | 13.9 |
| 10 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 9:51.751 | +106.40 | 16 | +6 | 41 | 12.3 |
| 11 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:56.411 | +111.06 | 10 | -1 | 32 | 14.0 |
| 12 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 9:58.689 | +113.33 | 4 | -8 | 33 | 12.9 |
| 13 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 10:02.183 | +116.83 | 2 | -11 | 48 | 15.1 |
| 14 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 10:03.422 | +118.07 | 5 | -9 | 41 | 15.8 |
| 15 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 10:04.595 | +119.24 | 1 | -14 | 46 | 13.8 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:11.406 | +126.05 | 3 | -13 | 38 | 14.3 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.711
Right into it goes Wide Load. Averaging 11.4 contacts an event coming in.
10.683
That is a big one for The Lieutenant. Averaging 13.2 contacts an event coming in.
14.300
Tube Sock is airborne. Recent finishes: 5-6-4-8-6.
17.772
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 11-8-6-15-4.
23.983
Tube Sock finds trouble. Averaging 12.6 contacts an event coming in.
28.894
Floppy Joe takes a knock.
32.333
Up goes Gravy.
35.872
Sweaty Gerald gets air.
39.694
Up goes Tender Greg.
43.322
The Unit gets air.
48.033
That is not going to help.
51.461
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
55.011
Wide Load finds trouble.
58.600
Honey Mustard takes a knock.
1:02.233
Gravy has the lead.
1:06.011
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:10.200
Wide Load goes to the front.
1:16.078
Up goes Wide Load.
1:19.533
Up goes Wide Load.
1:23.111
Up goes Yolk.
1:27.050
Big air for Honey Mustard.
1:30.683
Sweaty Gerald is completely off the deck.
1:34.556
Floppy Joe is completely off the deck.
1:38.328
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:41.900
The Unit is completely off the deck.
1:45.822
Pilot Light gets hit hard.
1:49.250
Tender Greg gets hit hard.
1:53.417
Right into it goes Yolk.
1:57.728
That is a big one for Honey Mustard.
1:57.800
Here comes Wide Load.
2:01.128
It is Wide Load!
2:04.839
Right into it goes Gravy.
2:09.561
Floppy Joe takes a knock.
2:14.294
Refried Ron finds trouble.
2:24.911
Absolute carnage.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | The Unit | 1.561 | The Unit 1.561 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 5.033 | Wide Load 3.073 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Gravy | 7.350 | The Lieutenant 2.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Gravy | 10.522 | Wide Load 3.077 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Gravy | 12.567 | Honey Mustard 1.700 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Wide Load | 22.100 | Slapper 8.939 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 24.872 | Wide Load 2.772 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Wide Load | 27.122 | The Lieutenant 1.406 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 30.250 | Refried Ron 1.766 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 31.972 | The Lieutenant 1.500 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 33.544 | Slapper 1.467 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 34.978 | Slapper 1.345 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 37.011 | Slapper 1.950 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 42.728 | Wide Load 5.717 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 46.050 | Wide Load 3.322 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 47.933 | Wide Load 1.883 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 49.617 | Wide Load 1.684 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 51.817 | Honey Mustard 2.050 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 53.261 | Gravy 1.433 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 55.394 | Wide Load 2.133 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Wide Load | 56.956 | Slapper 1.383 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 59.339 | The Lieutenant 1.739 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Gravy | 1:03.189 | Thick Rick 0.533 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 1:11.056 | Wide Load 2.667 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Wide Load | 1:12.361 | Wide Load 1.305 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:15.333 | Yolk 1.433 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 1:16.956 | Yolk 1.344 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Wide Load | 1:18.183 | Yolk 1.073 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Wide Load | 1:19.728 | Wide Load 1.545 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Wide Load | 1:20.511 | Wide Load 0.783 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 1:21.756 | Wide Load 1.245 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:22.822 | Wide Load 1.066 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:24.628 | The Lieutenant 1.767 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:26.178 | Wide Load 1.550 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:30.217 | Tender Greg 3.422 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:33.744 | The Lieutenant 3.317 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:35.922 | Wide Load 2.178 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:38.328 | Thick Rick 2.122 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:40.322 | Thick Rick 1.989 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:43.911 | Wide Load 3.589 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:46.911 | Slapper 2.550 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:51.250 | Honey Mustard 4.005 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:54.089 | Slapper 2.744 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:58.411 | Big Randy 1.434 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Wide Load | 2:00.800 | Big Randy 1.394 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 20 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 25 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 25 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 30 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
205 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-7-6-8-5.
43.01
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
224 starts, 61 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-2-3-2-2.
4.33
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
212 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-7-3-4-16.
26.60
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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