Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 9 · Round 2

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 8:05.355 9 +8 37 14.8
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:40.467 +35.11 11 +9 39 13.8
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:52.211 +46.86 6 +3 34 13.6
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 8:55.778 +50.42 8 +4 38 13.9
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 8:56.012 +50.66 12 +7 41 12.6
6 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 9:12.628 +67.27 13 +7 38 13.4
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:13.262 +67.91 15 +8 35 13.4
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:24.095 +78.74 14 +6 42 15.0
9 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 9:33.006 +87.65 7 -2 35 13.9
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 9:51.751 +106.40 16 +6 41 12.3
11 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 9:56.411 +111.06 10 -1 32 14.0
12 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 9:58.689 +113.33 4 -8 33 12.9
13 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 10:02.183 +116.83 2 -11 48 15.1
14 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 10:03.422 +118.07 5 -9 41 15.8
15 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 10:04.595 +119.24 1 -14 46 13.8
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:11.406 +126.05 3 -13 38 14.3
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.711
Right into it goes Wide Load. Averaging 11.4 contacts an event coming in.
10.683
That is a big one for The Lieutenant. Averaging 13.2 contacts an event coming in.
14.300
Tube Sock is airborne. Recent finishes: 5-6-4-8-6.
17.772
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 11-8-6-15-4.
23.983
Tube Sock finds trouble. Averaging 12.6 contacts an event coming in.
28.894
Floppy Joe takes a knock.
32.333
Up goes Gravy.
35.872
Sweaty Gerald gets air.
39.694
Up goes Tender Greg.
43.322
The Unit gets air.
48.033
That is not going to help.
51.461
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
55.011
Wide Load finds trouble.
58.600
Honey Mustard takes a knock.
1:02.233
Gravy has the lead.
1:06.011
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:10.200
Wide Load goes to the front.
1:16.078
Up goes Wide Load.
1:19.533
Up goes Wide Load.
1:23.111
Up goes Yolk.
1:27.050
Big air for Honey Mustard.
1:30.683
Sweaty Gerald is completely off the deck.
1:34.556
Floppy Joe is completely off the deck.
1:38.328
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:41.900
The Unit is completely off the deck.
1:45.822
Pilot Light gets hit hard.
1:49.250
Tender Greg gets hit hard.
1:53.417
Right into it goes Yolk.
1:57.728
That is a big one for Honey Mustard.
1:57.800
Here comes Wide Load.
2:01.128
It is Wide Load!
2:04.839
Right into it goes Gravy.
2:09.561
Floppy Joe takes a knock.
2:14.294
Refried Ron finds trouble.
2:24.911
Absolute carnage.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet The Unit 1.561 The Unit 1.561
Smooth Descent Carpet Honey Mustard 5.033 Wide Load 3.073
Sweeping Curve Carpet Gravy 7.350 The Lieutenant 2.250
Smooth Descent Carpet Gravy 10.522 Wide Load 3.077
The Drops Carpet Gravy 12.567 Honey Mustard 1.700
The Spiral Metal Wide Load 22.100 Slapper 8.939
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Wide Load 24.872 Wide Load 2.772
Rotating Drum Metal Wide Load 27.122 The Lieutenant 1.406
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 30.250 Refried Ron 1.766
The Drops Metal Wide Load 31.972 The Lieutenant 1.500
Stairwell Hard Wide Load 33.544 Slapper 1.467
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 34.978 Slapper 1.345
Tight Curve Carpet Wide Load 37.011 Slapper 1.950
The Hairpin Smooth Wide Load 42.728 Wide Load 5.717
Stairwell Hard Wide Load 46.050 Wide Load 3.322
Fabric Run Soft fabric Wide Load 47.933 Wide Load 1.883
The Drops Hard Wide Load 49.617 Wide Load 1.684
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 51.817 Honey Mustard 2.050
Fabric Run Soft fabric Wide Load 53.261 Gravy 1.433
Sweeping Curve Carpet Wide Load 55.394 Wide Load 2.133
The Kicker Smooth Wide Load 56.956 Slapper 1.383
Carpet Flat Carpet Wide Load 59.339 The Lieutenant 1.739
The Spiral Metal Gravy 1:03.189 Thick Rick 0.533
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Wide Load 1:11.056 Wide Load 2.667
Rotating Drum Metal Wide Load 1:12.361 Wide Load 1.305
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 1:15.333 Yolk 1.433
The Drops Metal Wide Load 1:16.956 Yolk 1.344
Peg Field Hard Wide Load 1:18.183 Yolk 1.073
The Pinball Table Slick Wide Load 1:19.728 Wide Load 1.545
Collision Funnel Hard Wide Load 1:20.511 Wide Load 0.783
Smooth Descent Hard Wide Load 1:21.756 Wide Load 1.245
Barrier Run Smooth Wide Load 1:22.822 Wide Load 1.066
Sweeping Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:24.628 The Lieutenant 1.767
Bounce Pads Smooth Wide Load 1:26.178 Wide Load 1.550
S-Bend Smooth Wide Load 1:30.217 Tender Greg 3.422
Tight Curve Smooth Wide Load 1:33.744 The Lieutenant 3.317
The Funnel Smooth Wide Load 1:35.922 Wide Load 2.178
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 1:38.328 Thick Rick 2.122
The Gauntlet Smooth Wide Load 1:40.322 Thick Rick 1.989
The Hairpin Smooth Wide Load 1:43.911 Wide Load 3.589
Split Route Smooth Wide Load 1:46.911 Slapper 2.550
Sweeping Curve Carpet Wide Load 1:51.250 Honey Mustard 4.005
Final Sprint Carpet Wide Load 1:54.089 Slapper 2.744
Target Zone Carpet Wide Load 1:58.411 Big Randy 1.434
Exit Gate Carpet Wide Load 2:00.800 Big Randy 1.394
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 1/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 1/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 12 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 14 1/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 20 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 25 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 25 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 30 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · HOME
228 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-8-5-14.
42.11
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · HOME
205 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-7-6-8-5.
43.01
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
227 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-4-8-6.
24.27
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
227 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 11-8-6-15-4.
140.60
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
222 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 14-8-8-4-6.
86.72
5
Refried Ron The Beans
224 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 15-7-8-8-4.
215.61
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
226 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-11-5-7-15.
176.67
1
The Unit Basement Heat
226 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-5-8-10.
37.02
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
229 starts, 19 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 3-2-7-3-12.
12.35
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
218 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 16-3-2-3-7.
11.08
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · HOME
224 starts, 61 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-2-3-2-2.
4.33
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · HOME
207 starts, 50 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-16-3-2-2.
8.47
4
Wide Load The Pucks
210 starts, 89 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-1-1-1-8.
4.73
8
Slapper The Pucks
228 starts, 105 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 2-1-14-1-1.
5.29
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · HOME
234 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-3-4-12-7.
26.53
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · HOME
212 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-7-3-4-16.
26.60

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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