· Season 9 · Round 20
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win
Chunk took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Coaster finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:35.289 | — | 16 | +15 | 4 | 19.3 |
| 2 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 8:41.128 | +5.84 | 3 | +1 | 37 | 13.5 |
| 3 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 8:44.456 | +9.17 | 4 | +1 | 37 | 12.9 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:48.050 | +12.76 | 9 | +5 | 33 | 13.8 |
| 5 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 9:09.317 | +34.03 | 5 | 0 | 29 | 14.7 |
| 6 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 9:15.066 | +39.78 | 1 | -5 | 40 | 14.3 |
| 7 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 9:29.706 | +54.42 | 12 | +5 | 38 | 11.7 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:44.044 | +68.76 | 7 | -1 | 29 | 13.5 |
| 9 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 9:47.012 | +71.72 | 11 | +2 | 35 | 14.0 |
| 10 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 9:48.056 | +72.77 | 2 | -8 | 43 | 12.6 |
| 11 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 9:48.838 | +73.55 | 14 | +3 | 36 | 15.4 |
| 12 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:53.345 | +78.06 | 6 | -6 | 32 | 12.5 |
| 13 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 9:58.944 | +83.66 | 15 | +2 | 47 | 13.2 |
| 14 | The Kidney | The Beans | 10:00.416 | +85.13 | 10 | -4 | 44 | 12.3 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:01.300 | +86.01 | 8 | -7 | 35 | 12.8 |
| 16 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 10:16.227 | +100.94 | 13 | -3 | 40 | 12.5 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 15.7 contacts an event coming in.
3.967
The lead changes hands. Chunk. Career record: 72 wins from 247, average finish 3.7.
8.033
The Lieutenant is coming through.
11.556
Well, that was always going to happen.
15.011
And Tube Sock takes flight.
19.906
Up goes Squish.
28.078
You do not see that every day. Averaging 12.0 contacts an event coming in.
31.861
Radiator finds trouble.
35.328
Up goes Refried Ron.
38.806
Long John is airborne. Recent finishes: 6-7-9-4-16.
42.278
Stubbs is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 3-3-7-5-5.
45.728
Heavy contact for Thick Rick.
49.183
The Coaster gets air.
53.278
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
57.250
And Stubbs takes flight.
1:00.717
The Lieutenant gets air.
1:04.300
Absolute carnage.
1:12.033
Refried Ron is coming through.
1:16.950
The Coaster finds trouble.
1:22.078
Big air for Refried Ron.
1:25.506
Puck Yeah is completely off the deck.
1:28.950
Up goes The Kidney.
1:32.672
Tube Sock gets hit hard.
1:36.594
And Thick Rick takes flight.
1:40.194
And Thick Rick takes flight.
1:43.767
The Kidney gets hit hard.
1:50.156
That is a big one for The Lieutenant.
1:54.250
That is a big one for Stubbs.
1:58.017
That is a big one for The Coaster.
2:06.300
The Lieutenant is going to win this.
2:09.156
Squish takes a knock.
2:12.556
Chunk takes it.
2:17.233
Look at that.
2:22.689
You do not see that every day.
2:27.217
Big Randy gets hit hard.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Refried Ron | 1.567 | Refried Ron 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Chunk | 4.844 | The Coaster 2.867 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 7.578 | The Lieutenant 2.517 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 10.728 | The Lieutenant 3.150 |
| The Drops | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 12.511 | Thick Rick 1.394 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Thick Rick | 15.767 | Thick Rick 1.095 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 21.789 | The Lieutenant 2.878 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Lieutenant | 24.544 | Custard 1.578 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Pilot Light | 30.767 | Custard 1.617 |
| The Drops | Metal | Pilot Light | 32.300 | Custard 1.450 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Pilot Light | 33.889 | Stubbs 1.461 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Pilot Light | 35.683 | Puck Yeah 1.406 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Refried Ron | 39.728 | Puck Yeah 1.950 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Refried Ron | 45.333 | Squish 4.983 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Refried Ron | 49.411 | Stubbs 3.184 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 51.650 | Puck Yeah 1.984 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Lieutenant | 53.356 | Puck Yeah 1.694 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 55.344 | The Lieutenant 1.988 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 56.672 | The Lieutenant 1.328 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 59.139 | The Lieutenant 2.467 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:00.583 | The Coaster 1.411 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 1:02.828 | Squish 2.150 |
| The Spiral | Metal | The Kidney | 1:06.411 | The Heel 0.795 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 1:15.350 | The Coaster 2.756 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:17.794 | Long John 1.450 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:21.606 | Pilot Light 1.739 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:23.311 | Pilot Light 1.517 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:24.867 | Pilot Light 1.216 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Lieutenant | 1:27.256 | Thick Rick 1.727 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:28.272 | Thick Rick 0.811 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:29.789 | Thick Rick 1.278 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:31.006 | Thick Rick 1.067 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:32.628 | The Lieutenant 1.622 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:34.467 | Thick Rick 1.467 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:38.667 | Squish 3.338 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:42.178 | The Coaster 3.350 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:44.411 | Puck Yeah 2.167 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:47.033 | Pilot Light 2.278 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:49.283 | Puck Yeah 2.022 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:53.017 | The Coaster 3.466 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:56.011 | Thick Rick 2.711 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 2:00.028 | Custard 3.200 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 2:02.989 | The Coaster 2.767 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 2:06.972 | Big Randy 1.472 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 2:09.300 | Big Randy 1.434 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 5 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 22 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 24 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 27 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 27 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
234 starts, 62 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 7-2-1-4-5.
9.83
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · HOME
240 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 10-4-2-3-5.
25.55
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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