· Season 9 · Round 37
The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 6:45.849 | — | 3 | +2 | 27 | 14.1 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 6:50.428 | +4.58 | 1 | -1 | 29 | 12.3 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 7:10.889 | +25.04 | 7 | +4 | 26 | 11.8 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 7:59.883 | +74.03 | 8 | +4 | 17 | 22.3 |
| 5 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 8:18.417 | +92.57 | 6 | +1 | 39 | 12.2 |
| 6 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 8:19.489 | +93.64 | 5 | -1 | 38 | 10.8 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 8:21.112 | +95.26 | 2 | -5 | 33 | 12.9 |
| 8 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 8:23.006 | +97.16 | 4 | -4 | 24 | 11.5 |
0.017
Crawlspace finds trouble.
4.800
Slapper takes the lead.
11.283
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-7.
14.811
Big air for The Lieutenant. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-2-2.
18.244
Thick Rick is airborne.
24.033
Damp Kevin cannot hold position.
28.122
Right into it goes Thick Rick.
36.206
That is a big one for Slapper.
51.217
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-7.
55.772
Up goes The Lieutenant. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-2-2.
1:01.483
And it all goes wrong.
1:08.978
Slapper is airborne.
1:14.411
Slapper is completely off the deck.
1:17.828
Slapper is airborne. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-7.
1:22.078
The Lieutenant is airborne.
1:25.717
Right into it goes The Lieutenant.
1:30.228
Up goes Thick Rick.
1:34.689
Crawlspace is completely off the deck.
1:38.150
Extraordinary scenes.
1:41.394
Slapper has it.
1:42.506
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:45.906
Slapper wins it.
1:52.033
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:58.739
They will not want to see that again.
2:04.472
Big Randy gets hit hard.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Custard | 1.972 | Custard 1.972 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 5.106 | Slapper 2.850 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 7.678 | The Lieutenant 2.383 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 10.444 | Slapper 2.766 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 12.122 | Slapper 1.678 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Slapper | 13.594 | Custard 1.417 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Slapper | 15.850 | Slapper 2.256 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Slapper | 16.850 | Slapper 1.000 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 18.733 | Thick Rick 1.789 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Slapper | 20.183 | Thick Rick 1.411 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 21.844 | Slapper 1.661 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 23.667 | The Lieutenant 1.683 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 25.678 | Slapper 2.011 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 26.978 | Slapper 1.300 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 29.206 | Slapper 2.228 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 30.639 | Slapper 1.433 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 32.800 | Slapper 2.161 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Slapper | 36.183 | Slapper 3.383 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 43.672 | The Lieutenant 4.428 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Slapper | 45.883 | Slapper 2.211 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 48.383 | Big Randy 2.277 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Slapper | 51.206 | The Lieutenant 2.100 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 55.144 | The Lieutenant 3.783 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Slapper | 58.322 | The Lieutenant 2.889 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 1:03.394 | Thick Rick 4.750 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 1:06.339 | Slapper 2.945 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Slapper | 1:08.706 | Slapper 2.367 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Slapper | 1:10.778 | Custard 2.017 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 1:13.278 | Custard 2.283 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Slapper | 1:14.317 | The Lieutenant 1.006 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:16.589 | Custard 1.600 |
| The Gap | Hard | Slapper | 1:18.694 | Custard 1.672 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 1:20.228 | The Lieutenant 1.489 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:22.750 | Thick Rick 1.823 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Slapper | 1:24.844 | Slapper 2.094 |
| Big Air | Metal | Slapper | 1:28.089 | The Lieutenant 3.006 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Slapper | 1:31.911 | Refried Ron 2.644 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 1:34.739 | Refried Ron 2.228 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | Slapper | 1:37.700 | The Lieutenant 2.922 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:42.067 | The Lieutenant 1.178 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | Slapper | 1:44.394 | The Lieutenant 1.144 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · HOME
243 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-3-7-4-10.
24.41
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · HOME
250 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-6-3-7-5.
7.17
Course preview
41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.
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