Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 9 · Round 37

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 6:45.849 3 +2 27 14.1
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 6:50.428 +4.58 1 -1 29 12.3
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:10.889 +25.04 7 +4 26 11.8
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 7:59.883 +74.03 8 +4 17 22.3
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:18.417 +92.57 6 +1 39 12.2
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:19.489 +93.64 5 -1 38 10.8
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:21.112 +95.26 2 -5 33 12.9
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 8:23.006 +97.16 4 -4 24 11.5
0.017
Crawlspace finds trouble.
4.800
Slapper takes the lead.
11.283
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-7.
14.811
Big air for The Lieutenant. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-2-2.
18.244
Thick Rick is airborne.
24.033
Damp Kevin cannot hold position.
28.122
Right into it goes Thick Rick.
36.206
That is a big one for Slapper.
51.217
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-7.
55.772
Up goes The Lieutenant. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-2-2.
1:01.483
And it all goes wrong.
1:08.978
Slapper is airborne.
1:14.411
Slapper is completely off the deck.
1:17.828
Slapper is airborne. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-7.
1:22.078
The Lieutenant is airborne.
1:25.717
Right into it goes The Lieutenant.
1:30.228
Up goes Thick Rick.
1:34.689
Crawlspace is completely off the deck.
1:38.150
Extraordinary scenes.
1:41.394
Slapper has it.
1:42.506
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:45.906
Slapper wins it.
1:52.033
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:58.739
They will not want to see that again.
2:04.472
Big Randy gets hit hard.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Custard 1.972 Custard 1.972
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 5.106 Slapper 2.850
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 7.678 The Lieutenant 2.383
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 10.444 Slapper 2.766
The Drops Hard Slapper 12.122 Slapper 1.678
Peg Field Hard Slapper 13.594 Custard 1.417
The Pinball Table Slick Slapper 15.850 Slapper 2.256
Collision Funnel Hard Slapper 16.850 Slapper 1.000
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 18.733 Thick Rick 1.789
Barrier Run Smooth Slapper 20.183 Thick Rick 1.411
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 21.844 Slapper 1.661
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 23.667 The Lieutenant 1.683
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 25.678 Slapper 2.011
Fabric Run Soft fabric Slapper 26.978 Slapper 1.300
Sweeping Curve Carpet Slapper 29.206 Slapper 2.228
The Kicker Smooth Slapper 30.639 Slapper 1.433
Carpet Flat Carpet Slapper 32.800 Slapper 2.161
S-Bend Smooth Slapper 36.183 Slapper 3.383
Tight Curve Smooth Slapper 43.672 The Lieutenant 4.428
The Funnel Smooth Slapper 45.883 Slapper 2.211
Narrow Pipe Metal Slapper 48.383 Big Randy 2.277
The Gauntlet Smooth Slapper 51.206 The Lieutenant 2.100
The Hairpin Smooth Slapper 55.144 The Lieutenant 3.783
Split Route Smooth Slapper 58.322 The Lieutenant 2.889
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:03.394 Thick Rick 4.750
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 1:06.339 Slapper 2.945
Slick Floor Slick Slapper 1:08.706 Slapper 2.367
The Plunge Metal Slapper 1:10.778 Custard 2.017
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 1:13.278 Custard 2.283
The Kicker Hard Slapper 1:14.317 The Lieutenant 1.006
Bounce Pads Smooth Slapper 1:16.589 Custard 1.600
The Gap Hard Slapper 1:18.694 Custard 1.672
The Drops Hard Slapper 1:20.228 The Lieutenant 1.489
Sweeping Curve Smooth Slapper 1:22.750 Thick Rick 1.823
The Washboard Hard Slapper 1:24.844 Slapper 2.094
Big Air Metal Slapper 1:28.089 The Lieutenant 3.006
Smooth Descent Smooth Slapper 1:31.911 Refried Ron 2.644
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 1:34.739 Refried Ron 2.228
Final Sprint Hard Slapper 1:37.700 The Lieutenant 2.922
Target Zone Carpet Slapper 1:42.067 The Lieutenant 1.178
Exit Gate Hard Slapper 1:44.394 The Lieutenant 1.144
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 0/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 0/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 0/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
243 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-7-4-6-9.
32.93
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
243 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-7-5-6-6.
20.53
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
240 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 14-8-5-15-8.
84.22
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
243 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-3-7-4-10.
24.41
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · HOME
250 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-6-3-7-5.
7.17
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
243 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-2-4-2.
2.10
8
Slapper The Pucks
243 starts, 113 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-15-8-1.
3.09
21
Custard The Soft Boys
252 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 9-4-4-3-2.
14.30

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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