Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 9 · Round 41

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 8:15.877 6 +5 46 14.5
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:44.056 +28.18 7 +5 51 12.6
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:49.022 +33.15 9 +6 49 13.0
4 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 8:55.289 +39.41 5 +1 42 14.2
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:37.350 +81.47 1 -4 36 12.3
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:47.155 +91.28 12 +6 43 13.3
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:49.767 +93.89 11 +4 44 14.1
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 10:06.027 +110.15 8 0 43 12.6
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:16.628 +120.75 4 -5 45 12.7
10 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 10:20.360 +124.48 15 +5 50 13.1
11 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 10:23.484 +127.61 13 +2 45 12.3
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:23.839 +127.96 16 +4 47 12.6
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:26.528 +130.65 2 -11 41 13.5
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 10:31.810 +135.93 14 0 42 13.7
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:45.467 +149.59 10 -5 42 12.3
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:59.150 +163.27 3 -13 36 11.5
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.200
And it's Puck Yeah in front now. Career record: 130 wins from 258, average finish 3.2.
8.033
Well, that was always going to happen.
11.828
That is not going to help.
15.239
Big air for Thick Rick.
19.472
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 1-7-1-1-1.
24.033
Crawlspace is picking them off.
27.683
That is a big one for Yolk.
31.983
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
36.233
Floppy Joe gets going.
40.033
Big move from Stubbs. Recent finishes: 3-3-3-8-5.
45.783
Heavy contact for Sweaty Gerald. Averaging 17.9 contacts an event coming in.
49.317
Crawlspace finds trouble.
53.178
Big air for Thick Rick.
57.817
Right into it goes Crooked Pete.
1:01.289
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:04.767
Big air for Puck Yeah.
1:08.483
Puck Yeah is airborne.
1:12.033
Gravy gets hit hard.
1:15.622
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 3-3-3-8-5.
1:19.300
No idea what happened there.
1:22.744
That is Gravy parked.
1:26.156
Slapper is completely off the deck.
1:32.422
Slapper gets hit hard.
1:37.439
Up goes Floppy Joe.
1:41.367
Big air for Thick Rick.
1:45.361
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:48.822
Big air for Thick Rick.
1:52.411
Stubbs gets air.
1:56.322
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
1:59.733
Big air for Refried Ron.
2:03.283
And Crawlspace takes flight.
2:06.050
Gravy has it.
2:07.172
Crooked Pete gets air.
2:10.572
Slapper takes it.
2:13.989
Right into it goes Floppy Joe.
2:18.711
And it all goes wrong.
2:29.317
Right into it goes Crooked Pete.
2:32.950
And it all goes wrong.
2:43.206
Floppy Joe takes a knock.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Refried Ron 1.567 Crawlspace 1.561
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 4.878 Gravy 3.089
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 7.122 Thick Rick 2.177
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 10.239 Yolk 3.000
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 11.944 Slapper 1.673
Peg Field Hard Puck Yeah 13.356 Thick Rick 1.333
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 15.378 Puck Yeah 2.022
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 16.283 Puck Yeah 0.905
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 17.683 Puck Yeah 1.400
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 20.778 Gravy 1.395
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 23.767 Stubbs 2.106
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 25.678 Thick Rick 1.850
S-Bend Smooth Puck Yeah 29.378 Squish 3.633
Tight Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 33.150 Gravy 3.389
The Funnel Smooth Puck Yeah 35.328 Puck Yeah 2.178
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 37.789 Slapper 2.339
The Gauntlet Smooth Puck Yeah 39.800 Slapper 1.955
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 43.644 Slapper 3.673
Split Route Smooth Gravy 47.717 Sweaty Gerald 3.072
Stairwell Hard Puck Yeah 51.078 Slapper 3.555
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 53.550 Slapper 2.384
Tight Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 57.533 Thick Rick 2.867
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 1:01.344 Puck Yeah 3.811
Stairwell Hard Puck Yeah 1:04.961 The Lieutenant 3.228
Fabric Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 1:06.906 Puck Yeah 1.945
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 1:08.633 Slapper 1.695
Peg Field Hard Puck Yeah 1:10.861 Slapper 1.288
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 1:14.817 Slapper 1.973
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 1:16.106 Slapper 0.944
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:17.928 Slapper 1.439
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 1:19.328 Slapper 1.183
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:21.550 Slapper 1.811
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:23.456 Slapper 1.534
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:27.494 Gravy 2.350
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 1:30.328 Gravy 2.089
Slick Floor Slick Puck Yeah 1:32.739 Gravy 2.333
The Plunge Metal Puck Yeah 1:35.339 Gravy 1.839
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:37.639 Stubbs 2.017
The Kicker Hard Puck Yeah 1:38.628 Stubbs 0.905
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:40.689 Yolk 1.600
The Gap Hard Puck Yeah 1:42.928 Gravy 1.927
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 1:44.522 Gravy 1.484
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:46.606 Stubbs 1.950
The Washboard Hard Puck Yeah 1:49.539 Thick Rick 2.511
Big Air Metal Puck Yeah 1:53.106 Thick Rick 3.089
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 1:57.056 Stubbs 2.105
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 1:59.856 Slapper 2.167
Final Sprint Hard Puck Yeah 2:02.800 Gravy 2.466
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 2:07.256 Gravy 1.023
Exit Gate Hard Gravy 2:09.050 Gravy 0.933
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 8 0/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 0/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 10 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 15 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 20 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 20 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 25 1/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
222 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-6-4-13-7.
54.12
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
261 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-7-10-4-10.
44.03
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
245 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-8-6-7-5.
47.72
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
244 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 9-8-8-6-8.
131.82
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
242 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 15-5-14-8-5.
190.35
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
242 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-8-5-8-8.
76.76
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
245 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-7-5-3-7.
42.43
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
244 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-3-6-5-14.
80.34
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
239 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-3-6-2-3.
7.72
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · HOME
251 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-3-6-3-7.
14.40
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
225 starts, 54 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-2-7-2-6.
8.36
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
244 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-1-2-4.
3.37
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
255 starts, 127 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-13-8-1.
5.32
8
Slapper The Pucks
246 starts, 115 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-7-1-1.
8.24
2
Squish The Soft Boys
241 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-4-2-2-4.
21.57
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
252 starts, 6 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 7-4-1-4-4.
22.11

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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