Paper Mogul Sports
Team Pack Race · Season 9 · Round 47

The Gravity Bowl

Chute Tower · The Gravity Bowl · 1,002 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
CHAMPIONSHIP FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Gravity Bowl for the The Pucks. Squish finished second. 15 competitors failed to finish. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 12:21.460 10 +9 50 14.2
2 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 12:29.683 +8.22 12 +10 55 13.7
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 12:31.938 +10.48 6 +3 58 13.2
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 12:34.466 +13.01 14 +10 74 14.1
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 12:37.439 +15.98 7 +2 58 13.5
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 12:43.539 +22.08 16 +10 33 22.7
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 12:59.377 +37.92 9 +2 76 14.7
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 13:10.150 +48.69 15 +7 6 21.2
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 13:28.544 +67.08 5 -4 70 14.3
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 13:32.033 +70.57 1 -9 40 13.0
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 13:37.778 +76.32 8 -3 53 13.6
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 13:46.361 +84.90 3 -9 58 13.9
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 14:04.988 +103.53 2 -11 55 13.0
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 14:06.977 +105.52 13 -1 73 12.5
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 14:26.889 +125.43 4 -11 22 22.0
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 15:10.849 +169.39 11 -5 76 15.9
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 18.3 contacts an event coming in.
6.611
Right into it goes The Lieutenant. Averaging 15.9 contacts an event coming in.
10.956
Big air for The Lieutenant. Recent finishes: 3-2-2-2-2.
14.356
Oh dear. Averaging 13.1 contacts an event coming in.
17.894
That is a big one for Crooked Pete.
22.750
Honey Mustard is airborne. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-3-15.
26.933
Heavy contact for Tube Sock.
30.478
Squish gets air.
33.967
Tender Greg gets air.
40.033
It is chaos out there.
44.650
The Lieutenant gets air.
48.272
And it all goes wrong.
52.039
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
55.628
The Lieutenant is completely off the deck.
59.344
The Coaster is completely off the deck.
1:03.139
Lil Nugget is airborne.
1:08.817
Look at that.
1:13.406
Look at that.
1:17.906
The Coaster is airborne.
1:21.317
That is a big one for The Unit.
1:25.022
Extraordinary scenes.
1:28.506
Extraordinary scenes.
1:31.922
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
1:35.450
And it all goes wrong.
1:38.850
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:42.300
That is a big one for Sweaty Gerald.
1:46.244
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:50.150
Honey Mustard takes a knock.
1:57.150
Oh dear.
2:01.406
That is a big one for Tender Greg.
2:05.222
Heavy contact for Sweaty Gerald.
2:08.711
The Unit is completely off the deck.
2:15.139
Look at that.
2:18.844
Tube Sock is completely off the deck.
2:22.306
And Tender Greg takes flight.
2:25.722
Big air for Tender Greg.
2:29.661
You do not see that every day.
2:33.111
Honey Mustard gets air.
2:36.533
Sweaty Gerald finds trouble.
2:39.983
That is the sport, right there.
2:48.033
It is chaos out there.
2:52.389
No idea what happened there.
2:57.028
The Unit gets air.
2:58.172
Squish has it.
3:00.828
That is the sport, right there.
3:04.228
It is Puck Yeah!
3:10.683
Refried Ron is airborne.
3:14.378
And Floppy Joe takes flight.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal The Lieutenant 1.578 The Lieutenant 1.578
Smooth Descent Metal The Lieutenant 4.917 The Coaster 2.867
Sweeping Curve Metal The Lieutenant 7.444 The Coaster 2.461
Smooth Descent Metal The Lieutenant 10.522 The Lieutenant 3.078
The Drops Metal The Lieutenant 12.278 The Coaster 1.650
Peg Field Hard The Coaster 13.694 Puck Yeah 1.278
The Pinball Table Slick The Lieutenant 15.872 Puck Yeah 1.628
Collision Funnel Hard The Lieutenant 16.956 Squish 1.072
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 18.967 Puck Yeah 1.722
Barrier Run Smooth The Lieutenant 20.567 The Lieutenant 1.600
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 22.761 Sweaty Gerald 1.956
Bounce Pads Smooth The Lieutenant 25.000 Sweaty Gerald 2.116
Stairwell Hard The Lieutenant 28.233 The Unit 1.772
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 30.583 The Unit 1.850
Tight Curve Carpet The Lieutenant 33.233 Tender Greg 2.512
The Hairpin Smooth The Lieutenant 39.117 The Coaster 5.078
Stairwell Hard The Lieutenant 42.356 The Lieutenant 3.239
Fabric Run Soft fabric The Lieutenant 44.278 The Coaster 1.844
The Drops Hard The Lieutenant 46.117 The Coaster 1.739
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 48.267 Honey Mustard 2.011
Fabric Run Soft fabric The Lieutenant 49.667 Puck Yeah 1.350
Sweeping Curve Carpet The Lieutenant 52.089 The Lieutenant 2.422
The Kicker Smooth The Lieutenant 53.578 The Coaster 1.428
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 55.411 The Coaster 1.689
The Spiral Metal The Lieutenant 56.494 Lil Nugget 0.533
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Lieutenant 1:10.206 Tender Greg 2.772
Rotating Drum Metal The Coaster 1:15.756 The Unit 1.311
Narrow Pipe Metal The Coaster 1:17.289 The Unit 1.478
The Drops Metal The Coaster 1:18.611 The Coaster 1.322
Laundry Chute Soft fabric The Coaster 1:19.900 The Coaster 1.289
Narrow Pipe Metal The Coaster 1:20.894 The Coaster 0.994
The Drops Metal The Coaster 1:21.817 The Coaster 0.923
Rotating Drum Metal The Coaster 1:22.661 The Coaster 0.844
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Squish 1:30.411 The Lieutenant 1.639
The Washboard Metal Squish 1:32.500 The Lieutenant 1.628
Slick Floor Slick Squish 1:35.367 Radiator 2.666
S-Bend Smooth Squish 1:39.144 Squish 3.777
Tight Curve Smooth Squish 1:40.894 The Unit 1.734
The Funnel Smooth Squish 1:43.389 Squish 2.495
Narrow Pipe Metal Squish 1:45.594 Lil Nugget 2.194
The Gauntlet Smooth Squish 1:47.817 Puck Yeah 1.995
The Hairpin Smooth Squish 1:52.389 Puck Yeah 3.650
Split Route Smooth Squish 1:55.644 Lil Nugget 2.372
Bounce Pads Smooth Squish 2:00.911 Lil Nugget 3.628
The Gap Hard Squish 2:04.367 Tube Sock 2.506
The Drops Hard Squish 2:06.250 Puck Yeah 1.773
Sweeping Curve Smooth Squish 2:08.311 Squish 2.061
The Washboard Hard Squish 2:12.061 Honey Mustard 2.217
Big Air Metal Squish 2:16.244 Puck Yeah 2.877
Smooth Descent Smooth Squish 2:19.922 Puck Yeah 1.973
Peg Field Hard Squish 2:22.033 Puck Yeah 1.311
The Pinball Table Slick Squish 2:24.411 Puck Yeah 1.833
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 2:25.672 Puck Yeah 0.861
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 2:27.028 Puck Yeah 1.356
Barrier Run Smooth Squish 2:29.389 Tender Greg 1.395
Sweeping Curve Smooth Squish 2:31.994 Honey Mustard 2.250
Bounce Pads Smooth Squish 2:34.017 Tender Greg 1.833
Smooth Descent Smooth Squish 2:36.839 Puck Yeah 2.361
Sweeping Curve Smooth Squish 2:39.128 Honey Mustard 2.000
Slick Floor Slick Squish 2:41.856 Puck Yeah 2.311
The Plunge Metal Squish 2:44.094 Puck Yeah 1.872
Smooth Descent Smooth Squish 2:46.711 Tender Greg 2.011
The Kicker Smooth Squish 2:47.906 Puck Yeah 0.944
Sweeping Curve Smooth Squish 2:51.094 Tender Greg 2.267
Final Sprint Smooth Squish 2:54.228 Puck Yeah 2.333
Target Zone Carpet Squish 2:58.589 Lil Nugget 1.339
Exit Gate Smooth Squish 3:01.172 Lil Nugget 1.227
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 7 1/2 16
2 NUG The Nuggets 7 0/2 14
3 LMP Lump Patrol 14 0/2 12
4 PCK The Pucks 16 0/2 10
5 NOO The Noodles 19 0/2 8
6 HEA Basement Heat 20 0/2 6
7 WET The Wet Socks 23 0/2 4
8 BEA The Beans 30 0/2 2
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
264 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 10-7-8-6-7.
45.45
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
225 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-11-8-4-6.
59.97
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
251 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 11-5-3-6-8.
34.12
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
249 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-8-5-6-6.
84.54
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
245 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 13-6-7-5-8.
63.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
246 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 14-6-6-7-15.
169.06
1
The Unit Basement Heat
249 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-4-7-12-5.
33.59
4
Radiator Basement Heat
248 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 16-8-5-4-7.
87.11
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
257 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-5-14-3.
12.88
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
240 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-15-5-2-10.
13.61
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
250 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 7-2-2-2-2.
5.72
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
258 starts, 59 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-2-3-2-2.
5.59
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
252 starts, 117 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-1-1-6.
4.43
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
257 starts, 129 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-1-1-13.
5.40
2
Squish The Soft Boys
243 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-3-4-4-2.
20.61
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
237 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 8-4-4-3-4.
30.38

Course preview

67 sections · 1,002 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Smooth
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Smooth
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

The championship course. Every surface, every pinch point and every way to lose, in one continuous descent from the top of the tower to the far wall of the basement. It is run once a season, and the record has stood since the second time it was ever run.

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