· Season 9 · Round 5
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Honey Mustard finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 8:10.783 | — | 3 | +2 | 41 | 14.5 |
| 2 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 8:23.595 | +12.81 | 11 | +9 | 44 | 14.5 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:13.372 | +62.59 | 6 | +3 | 44 | 13.7 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:20.589 | +69.81 | 16 | +12 | 34 | 13.6 |
| 5 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 9:37.539 | +86.76 | 9 | +4 | 43 | 13.6 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:56.922 | +106.14 | 10 | +4 | 25 | 12.9 |
| 7 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 10:01.994 | +111.21 | 14 | +7 | 43 | 12.6 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:08.566 | +117.78 | 2 | -6 | 53 | 12.3 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 10:09.005 | +118.22 | 15 | +6 | 46 | 12.5 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:40.444 | +149.66 | 12 | +2 | 45 | 12.0 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 10:42.439 | +151.66 | 7 | -4 | 25 | 21.0 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:45.389 | +154.61 | 13 | +1 | 44 | 13.2 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:47.200 | +156.42 | 8 | -5 | 31 | 10.7 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 11:08.266 | +177.48 | 1 | -13 | 46 | 12.4 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 11:08.672 | +177.89 | 5 | -10 | 51 | 10.5 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 11:17.233 | +186.45 | 4 | -12 | 61 | 13.1 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 15.0 contacts an event coming in.
6.433
And it's Wide Load in front now.
10.150
Wide Load is completely off the deck.
13.550
Big air for Custard.
17.139
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 7-13-8-7-6.
24.033
Tender Greg is making ground. Recent finishes: 4-8-6-4-4.
30.006
That is not going to help.
34.350
The Lieutenant gets hit hard. Averaging 13.5 contacts an event coming in.
40.033
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 6-4-8-12-5.
44.433
No idea what happened there.
49.378
Butter Bean finds trouble.
52.872
Custard gets hit hard.
56.633
The Lieutenant gets air.
1:01.133
Right into it goes Floppy Joe.
1:04.883
Crooked Pete has ground to a halt.
1:09.022
Wide Load gets air.
1:12.522
Up goes Honey Mustard.
1:15.978
Crooked Pete gets air.
1:19.650
No idea what happened there.
1:23.183
Big air for Stubbs.
1:27.850
Big air for Floppy Joe.
1:31.689
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:35.711
Wide Load gets hit hard.
1:41.150
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:44.761
Right into it goes The Lieutenant.
1:48.217
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:51.922
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:53.144
Wide Load is going to win this.
1:56.061
No idea what happened there.
1:59.461
Wide Load wins it.
2:03.122
Tube Sock gets hit hard.
2:06.911
Pilot Light is completely off the deck.
2:10.417
Big air for Crooked Pete.
2:14.350
And Refried Ron takes flight.
2:18.122
No idea what happened there.
2:23.228
That is Refried Ron parked.
2:28.472
And it all goes wrong.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Tube Sock | 1.594 | Stubbs 1.578 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 4.956 | Wide Load 2.872 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Wide Load | 7.400 | Wide Load 2.267 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 9.811 | Wide Load 2.411 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 11.300 | Wide Load 1.489 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Wide Load | 12.650 | Honey Mustard 1.295 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Wide Load | 14.778 | Tender Greg 2.011 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Wide Load | 15.672 | Wide Load 0.894 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 17.072 | Wide Load 1.400 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Wide Load | 18.489 | Stubbs 1.395 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 20.728 | Old Gristle 1.611 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 22.456 | Wide Load 1.728 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Wide Load | 28.522 | Refried Ron 3.839 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 33.578 | Butter Bean 3.906 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Wide Load | 35.817 | Slapper 2.122 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 38.222 | Slapper 1.845 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Wide Load | 40.289 | Wide Load 2.067 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 44.050 | Wide Load 3.761 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Wide Load | 47.283 | The Lieutenant 2.806 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 51.556 | The Lieutenant 2.705 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 54.183 | The Lieutenant 2.195 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 58.033 | Slapper 2.594 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:01.794 | Wide Load 3.761 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 1:05.511 | The Lieutenant 3.217 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 1:07.433 | Stubbs 1.862 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 1:09.128 | Wide Load 1.695 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Wide Load | 1:10.600 | Old Gristle 1.300 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Wide Load | 1:12.867 | The Lieutenant 2.072 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Wide Load | 1:13.900 | Wide Load 1.033 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 1:15.478 | Wide Load 1.578 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:16.783 | Wide Load 1.305 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:18.472 | Wide Load 1.689 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:20.889 | The Lieutenant 1.695 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 1:23.744 | Wide Load 2.855 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Wide Load | 1:26.189 | Honey Mustard 2.334 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Wide Load | 1:28.517 | Wide Load 2.328 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Wide Load | 1:30.378 | Wide Load 1.861 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 1:32.517 | Wide Load 2.139 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Wide Load | 1:33.433 | Wide Load 0.916 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:35.294 | Slapper 1.472 |
| The Gap | Hard | Wide Load | 1:37.478 | Honey Mustard 1.612 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 1:38.972 | Slapper 1.200 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:41.172 | Slapper 1.889 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Wide Load | 1:43.894 | Slapper 2.117 |
| Big Air | Metal | Wide Load | 1:47.150 | Stubbs 2.605 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:49.233 | Stubbs 1.861 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Wide Load | 1:51.794 | Stubbs 2.345 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | Wide Load | 1:54.200 | The Lieutenant 2.383 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:55.222 | The Lieutenant 0.994 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | Wide Load | 1:56.144 | The Lieutenant 0.900 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 4 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 6 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 11 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 20 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 22 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared22
Butter Bean
The Beans · HOME
227 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-9-8-13-4.
52.64
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · HOME
225 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-5-5-8-5.
80.85
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · HOME
226 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-11-5-7-15.
143.97
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · HOME
218 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 16-3-2-3-7.
14.23
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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