· Season 9 · Round 8
The Service Core — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Custard finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:26.650 | — | 8 | +7 | 45 | 14.7 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:16.494 | +49.84 | 11 | +9 | 48 | 14.0 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:20.595 | +53.95 | 12 | +9 | 44 | 15.0 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:29.795 | +63.15 | 15 | +11 | 45 | 14.5 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:32.189 | +65.54 | 10 | +5 | 43 | 15.1 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 9:35.545 | +68.90 | 13 | +7 | 56 | 13.6 |
| 7 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 9:41.122 | +74.47 | 4 | -3 | 40 | 13.9 |
| 8 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:47.922 | +81.27 | 5 | -3 | 52 | 12.8 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:51.806 | +85.16 | 3 | -6 | 4 | 21.5 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:53.216 | +86.57 | 16 | +6 | 32 | 14.1 |
| 11 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 9:53.828 | +87.18 | 7 | -4 | 48 | 14.0 |
| 12 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 10:04.406 | +97.76 | 1 | -11 | 56 | 12.2 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:07.944 | +101.29 | 6 | -7 | 54 | 13.6 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:08.333 | +101.68 | 14 | 0 | 54 | 13.0 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 10:12.557 | +105.91 | 9 | -6 | 18 | 17.2 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 10:26.295 | +119.65 | 2 | -14 | 15 | 21.9 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
6.733
That is going to sting in the morning. Averaging 13.7 contacts an event coming in.
10.728
Wide Load is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
14.172
Big air for Tube Sock.
17.589
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 3-4-4-8-4.
22.494
That is a big one for Thick Rick.
27.017
Right into it goes The Unit. Averaging 16.3 contacts an event coming in.
31.300
That is the sport, right there. Averaging 12.9 contacts an event coming in.
34.806
Oh dear.
38.406
And Yolk takes flight.
42.233
Tube Sock is airborne.
46.444
Pilot Light is airborne.
51.678
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
56.033
Crooked Pete is picking them off.
1:00.094
Tube Sock takes a knock.
1:04.389
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:08.239
Butter Bean finds trouble.
1:11.928
No idea what happened there.
1:16.322
Up goes Refried Ron.
1:20.033
Big move from Crooked Pete.
1:23.683
The Lieutenant is airborne.
1:27.378
And it all goes wrong.
1:31.756
Absolute carnage.
1:35.239
Floppy Joe is completely off the deck.
1:38.672
And Honey Mustard takes flight.
1:42.439
Big air for Refried Ron.
1:46.072
Pilot Light finds trouble.
1:50.250
The Lieutenant gets hit hard.
1:53.744
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:57.372
Damp Kevin gets air.
2:01.911
Oh dear.
2:02.128
Honey Mustard is going to win this.
2:05.311
It is Wide Load!
2:10.178
Pilot Light takes a knock.
2:19.028
Crooked Pete takes a knock.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Floppy Joe | 1.594 | The Lieutenant 1.583 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | The Lieutenant | 4.928 | Old Gristle 2.906 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Wide Load | 7.106 | Wide Load 2.162 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Wide Load | 10.011 | Wide Load 2.905 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 11.628 | Wide Load 1.617 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Wide Load | 12.972 | Old Gristle 1.278 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Wide Load | 14.856 | The Lieutenant 1.655 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Wide Load | 15.861 | Yolk 0.895 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 17.356 | Wide Load 1.495 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 19.983 | Honey Mustard 1.272 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 22.228 | Thick Rick 1.922 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 24.822 | Puck Yeah 2.416 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 28.161 | Honey Mustard 2.972 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Lieutenant | 30.906 | The Unit 1.778 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Lieutenant | 32.583 | Yolk 1.572 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Lieutenant | 33.922 | Puck Yeah 1.294 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 35.733 | Puck Yeah 1.678 |
| The Washboard | Metal | The Lieutenant | 37.506 | Wide Load 1.405 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Lieutenant | 39.339 | Wide Load 1.550 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 42.328 | The Lieutenant 2.989 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 45.628 | Refried Ron 2.144 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 48.272 | Wide Load 2.456 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Lieutenant | 50.950 | Floppy Joe 2.461 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 53.928 | Honey Mustard 2.145 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 58.750 | Honey Mustard 3.889 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:00.406 | Wide Load 1.567 |
| The Spiral | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:02.950 | Crooked Pete 1.817 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 1:16.433 | Wide Load 13.411 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:19.183 | Crooked Pete 1.483 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:23.328 | Floppy Joe 1.711 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:25.061 | The Unit 1.500 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:26.322 | Honey Mustard 1.223 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Lieutenant | 1:28.544 | Honey Mustard 1.683 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:29.761 | Honey Mustard 0.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:31.467 | Honey Mustard 1.305 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:33.044 | Honey Mustard 1.100 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:34.917 | Honey Mustard 1.873 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:36.450 | Honey Mustard 1.533 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:37.772 | Honey Mustard 1.322 |
| The Gap | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:39.294 | Honey Mustard 1.522 |
| The Drops | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:40.539 | Honey Mustard 1.245 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:42.194 | Honey Mustard 1.655 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Honey Mustard | 1:45.089 | Custard 2.828 |
| Big Air | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:48.067 | Honey Mustard 2.978 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 1:52.378 | Thick Rick 2.306 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:55.317 | Refried Ron 2.500 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Honey Mustard | 1:58.439 | Wide Load 2.389 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 2:02.722 | The Lieutenant 1.155 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Honey Mustard | 2:05.128 | The Lieutenant 1.073 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 8 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 13 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 16 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 18 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 19 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 21 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 26 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · HOME
227 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-4-8-6.
21.95
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · HOME
227 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-6-15-7.
37.01
Course preview
49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.
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