Derby · Season 8 · Round 17
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Tube Sock finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:34.117 | — | 14 | +13 | 51 | 12.7 |
| 2 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:43.617 | +9.50 | 4 | +2 | 50 | 10.8 |
| 3 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:43.875 | +9.76 | 1 | -2 | 48 | 10.5 |
| 4 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:45.967 | +11.85 | 9 | +5 | 54 | 11.8 |
| 5 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:56.575 | +22.46 | 7 | +2 | 78 | 10.5 |
| — | Butter Bean RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -1 | 57 | 10.7 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +5 | 25 | 11.5 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +5 | 30 | 11.3 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +7 | 24 | 11.1 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +1 | 24 | 11.7 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -1 | 30 | 11.2 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +3 | 15 | 11.1 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -7 | 19 | 10.0 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -12 | 13 | 10.8 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -12 | 16 | 10.3 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 12 | 9.5 |
1.842
That has come off. Recent finishes: 8-16-5-14-8.
6.083
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 2-6-1-2-16.
10.842
Absolute carnage.
15.825
Chunk is losing bits.
20.050
Look at Chunk go. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-1-2.
24.333
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 4-2-2-4-8.
28.808
It is coming apart now.
31.508
Radiator will not be back. Recent finishes: 5-14-3-11-7.
36.117
And it all goes wrong.
40.350
Gravy goes to the front.
45.542
You do not see that every day.
49.800
And it all goes wrong.
51.300
Tube Sock has put The Heel out.
52.800
That is Long John taking Floppy Joe with them.
55.025
That is Long John taking The Kidney with them.
1:00.050
Chunk is losing places.
1:05.567
Up it goes.
1:10.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:15.175
It is coming apart now.
1:16.675
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:21.133
That has come off.
1:25.483
That is a long way off the ground.
1:29.767
Chunk will not be back.
1:31.833
And that is Honey Mustard finished.
1:36.833
And it all goes wrong.
1:40.833
Custard is out.
1:46.542
There is nothing protecting Slapper now.
1:55.008
Slapper is out, and Wide Load did it.
2:04.658
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:10.683
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:15.800
There is nothing left of it.
2:17.300
Gravy is out.
2:27.942
That is a long way off the ground.
2:35.300
Stubbs is airborne!
2:41.675
There is nothing left of it.
2:50.917
Extraordinary scenes.
3:04.900
There goes a piece of The Unit.
3:08.300
This is the last of it.
3:22.358
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:31.117
Here comes Wide Load.
3:33.725
Wide Load leaves something behind.
3:35.225
Wide Load takes it!
3:44.367
You do not see that every day.
3:56.300
They will not want to see that again.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 23.817 | Wide Load 23.817 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 45.733 | Gravy 21.041 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:08.267 | Gravy 22.534 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:30.675 | Stubbs 22.067 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:55.192 | Wide Load 23.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:22.083 | Wide Load 23.725 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:41.925 | Wide Load 19.842 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:08.300 | Long John 24.367 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:34.117 | Long John 23.350 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 9 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 15 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 17 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 17 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 19 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 21 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 21 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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8m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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14m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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8m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
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Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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