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Derby · Season 8 · Round 18

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Custard wins at Dogbone Junction

Custard took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. The Heel finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:10.808 — 16 +15 22 10.4
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:12.192 +1.38 3 +1 3 9.4
3 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:12.250 +1.44 1 -2 6 9.5
4 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:12.692 +1.88 2 -2 8 9.4
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:13.250 +2.44 4 -1 11 9.4
6 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:14.033 +3.23 10 +4 38 11.0
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:17.650 +6.84 8 +1 12 10.1
8 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:19.100 +8.29 11 +3 33 10.8
9 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:21.317 +10.51 14 +5 39 11.2
10 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:22.508 +11.70 6 -4 17 9.7
11 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:23.708 +12.90 12 +1 36 10.4
12 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:24.283 +13.48 9 -3 47 10.2
13 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:25.175 +14.37 7 -6 15 9.5
14 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:25.408 +14.60 13 -1 22 10.0
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 0 20 11.1
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -11 14 8.8
3.433
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 2-3-1-6-7.
10.050
Look at Honey Mustard go.
14.467
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 4-2-2-4-8.
20.050
Gravy is coming through.
25.142
Honey Mustard is airborne! Recent finishes: 3-7-6-3-3.
30.050
It is unravelling for Squish.
35.700
Extraordinary scenes.
40.050
Honey Mustard is coming through.
45.400
Squish goes to the front.
50.050
Look at Squish go.
54.733
Gravy is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-6-1-2-16.
59.492
That has come off. Recent finishes: 4-4-3-2-3.
1:04.975
Up it goes.
1:09.392
Wide Load is airborne!
1:14.533
Radiator is losing bits.
1:20.050
They felt that in the back row.
1:26.267
They will not want to see that again.
1:31.342
Squish is airborne!
1:35.750
Honey Mustard takes the lead.
1:40.050
The Unit is on the move.
1:44.467
They will not want to see that again.
1:48.933
Up it goes.
1:55.050
Up it goes.
2:00.050
A new leader — Squish.
2:05.675
Up it goes.
2:11.817
That has come off.
2:19.050
Honey Mustard goes to the front.
2:26.208
Oh, that is a big one.
2:29.558
That is Honey Mustard taking Squish with them.
2:33.825
That has come off.
2:35.583
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:41.175
That is real damage.
2:46.125
Absolute carnage.
2:47.625
Last lap.
2:54.492
That is a long way off the ground.
3:00.258
Up it goes.
3:04.625
Wide Load is airborne!
3:07.808
Here comes Custard.
3:09.558
That has come off.
3:11.058
Custard wins the derby.
3:18.958
That was always going to happen.
3:23.767
That is a long way off the ground.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 22.525 Squish 22.525
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 46.158 Gravy 23.200
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:08.483 Honey Mustard 22.158
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:31.975 Honey Mustard 21.458
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:55.617 Custard 22.825
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 2:19.033 Honey Mustard 22.683
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 2:46.958 Custard 22.983
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 3:10.808 Long John 22.692
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 7 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 16 1/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 18 2/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 19 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 20 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 23 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 26 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
179 starts, 9 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 5-9-4-4-6.
8.68
7
Long John The Noodles
190 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 10-4-7-4-7.
5.46
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
159 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 12-8-10-5-2.
10.63
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
183 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 13-2-3-2-5.
3.48
5
Refried Ron The Beans
187 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 15-16-13-12-16.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
175 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 3-7-12-13-3.
59.85
1
The Unit Basement Heat
181 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-14-9-4-7.
38.21
4
Radiator Basement Heat
198 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 13-13-14-14-14.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
179 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-4-5-6-11.
81.92
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
183 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 3-8-12-7-7.
43.94
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
192 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 1-12-5-1-12.
33.80
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
194 starts, 45 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-6-1-2-16.
10.36
8
Slapper The Pucks
172 starts, 18 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-9-9-11-9.
99.02
4
Wide Load The Pucks
190 starts, 35 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 1-2-6-1-1.
4.52
2
Squish The Soft Boys
180 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 11-14-15-9-9.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
173 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-7-7-11-3.
43.25

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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