Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 8 · Round 20

The Long Mile — Team Pack Race

Long Mile Basin · The Long Mile · 161 m · 16 competitors Uphill section Steep banking
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Carnage — Lil Nugget survives to win

Lil Nugget took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Wide Load finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:38.008 10 +9 45 12.1
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:38.467 +0.46 14 +12 37 12.7
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:38.975 +0.97 11 +8 35 12.2
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:39.367 +1.36 9 +5 44 11.9
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:42.175 +4.17 15 +10 23 11.6
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:46.592 +8.58 4 -2 16 10.4
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:47.842 +9.83 1 -6 15 10.9
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:03.250 +25.24 7 -1 24 10.8
The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks 3 -6 20 10.6
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -4 31 10.8
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -9 13 10.5
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +1 32 12.1
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 12 -1 25 12.3
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +2 12 11.6
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -7 13 10.3
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -11 11 10.5
2.317
They will not want to see that again.
8.108
Oh, that is a big one.
12.633
Chunk is losing bits.
17.642
There is nothing left of it.
24.367
Look at the state of it.
30.050
Stubbs is coming through.
34.600
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
38.975
The Heel is losing bits.
44.983
Chunk leaves something behind.
50.050
The Unit is coming through. Recent finishes: 12-5-9-3-4.
56.592
Slapper is losing bits. Recent finishes: 7-1-1-15-8.
1:01.317
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:05.867
That has come off.
1:10.567
Slapper leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-1-1-15-8.
1:15.300
Chunk takes the lead.
1:19.783
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 6-6-2-3-1.
1:24.342
Extraordinary scenes.
1:28.967
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 2-4-1-6-2.
1:33.992
Up it goes.
1:35.492
Refried Ron will not be back.
1:40.533
Up it goes.
1:45.033
Radiator leaves something behind.
1:49.817
Yolk is airborne!
1:56.017
That was always going to happen.
2:00.000
Chunk is out.
2:05.050
Old Gristle takes the lead.
2:07.550
Yolk is out.
2:12.358
Stubbs leaves something behind.
2:13.858
Radiator is out.
2:18.758
Slapper will not take much more.
2:24.058
The Heel is losing bits.
2:28.283
And it all goes wrong.
2:32.517
There is nothing left of it.
2:34.267
Slapper will not be back.
2:40.450
Up it goes.
2:41.950
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:46.658
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:54.167
Up it goes.
2:59.042
There is nothing protecting The Heel now.
3:04.133
That has come off.
3:08.550
Lil Nugget takes the lead.
3:14.050
Last lap.
3:16.583
And that is The Kidney finished.
3:21.650
Wide Load takes the lead.
3:26.400
Lil Nugget goes to the front.
3:30.767
That was always going to happen.
3:35.008
Here comes Lil Nugget.
3:35.125
The Heel is out, and Long John did it.
3:36.625
That is too close to call.
3:38.125
Lil Nugget wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 22.083 Yolk 22.083
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 43.600 Slapper 20.700
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:10.550 Old Gristle 22.425
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:33.050 Wide Load 21.259
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:57.008 Old Gristle 20.967
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:23.658 Wide Load 21.967
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:46.008 Lil Nugget 19.566
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:14.050 Lil Nugget 21.167
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 5 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 14 1/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 15 1/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 16 1/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 18 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 19 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 23 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
192 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-6-10-4-7.
8.83
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
177 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-7-15-7-11.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
159 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 12-8-10-5-2.
27.44
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
183 starts, 36 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-3-3-3-6.
2.20
5
Refried Ron The Beans
188 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 8-15-16-13-12.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
180 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 11-7-11-13-10.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
182 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 9-6-14-9-4.
43.20
4
Radiator Basement Heat
200 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 11-16-13-13-14.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
179 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 10-5-7-3-7.
27.65
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
181 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 7-13-9-4-5.
57.44
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
194 starts, 45 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-6-1-2-16.
4.82
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
154 starts, 4 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 10-15-12-8-14.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
173 starts, 18 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 15-12-9-9-11.
182.48
4
Wide Load The Pucks
191 starts, 35 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 8-1-2-6-1.
4.39
21
Custard The Soft Boys
174 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-11-7-7-11.
104.00
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
178 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 15-15-13-16-10.
219.30

Course preview

5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↑13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°

The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.

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