Derby · Season 8 · Round 20
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Lil Nugget survives to win
Lil Nugget took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Wide Load finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:38.008 | — | 10 | +9 | 45 | 12.1 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:38.467 | +0.46 | 14 | +12 | 37 | 12.7 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:38.975 | +0.97 | 11 | +8 | 35 | 12.2 |
| 4 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:39.367 | +1.36 | 9 | +5 | 44 | 11.9 |
| 5 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:42.175 | +4.17 | 15 | +10 | 23 | 11.6 |
| 6 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:46.592 | +8.58 | 4 | -2 | 16 | 10.4 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:47.842 | +9.83 | 1 | -6 | 15 | 10.9 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 4:03.250 | +25.24 | 7 | -1 | 24 | 10.8 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -6 | 20 | 10.6 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -4 | 31 | 10.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -9 | 13 | 10.5 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 32 | 12.1 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -1 | 25 | 12.3 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 12 | 11.6 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 13 | 10.3 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -11 | 11 | 10.5 |
2.317
They will not want to see that again.
8.108
Oh, that is a big one.
12.633
Chunk is losing bits.
17.642
There is nothing left of it.
24.367
Look at the state of it.
30.050
Stubbs is coming through.
34.600
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
38.975
The Heel is losing bits.
44.983
Chunk leaves something behind.
50.050
The Unit is coming through. Recent finishes: 12-5-9-3-4.
56.592
Slapper is losing bits. Recent finishes: 7-1-1-15-8.
1:01.317
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:05.867
That has come off.
1:10.567
Slapper leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-1-1-15-8.
1:15.300
Chunk takes the lead.
1:19.783
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 6-6-2-3-1.
1:24.342
Extraordinary scenes.
1:28.967
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 2-4-1-6-2.
1:33.992
Up it goes.
1:35.492
Refried Ron will not be back.
1:40.533
Up it goes.
1:45.033
Radiator leaves something behind.
1:49.817
Yolk is airborne!
1:56.017
That was always going to happen.
2:00.000
Chunk is out.
2:05.050
Old Gristle takes the lead.
2:07.550
Yolk is out.
2:12.358
Stubbs leaves something behind.
2:13.858
Radiator is out.
2:18.758
Slapper will not take much more.
2:24.058
The Heel is losing bits.
2:28.283
And it all goes wrong.
2:32.517
There is nothing left of it.
2:34.267
Slapper will not be back.
2:40.450
Up it goes.
2:41.950
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:46.658
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:54.167
Up it goes.
2:59.042
There is nothing protecting The Heel now.
3:04.133
That has come off.
3:08.550
Lil Nugget takes the lead.
3:14.050
Last lap.
3:16.583
And that is The Kidney finished.
3:21.650
Wide Load takes the lead.
3:26.400
Lil Nugget goes to the front.
3:30.767
That was always going to happen.
3:35.008
Here comes Lil Nugget.
3:35.125
The Heel is out, and Long John did it.
3:36.625
That is too close to call.
3:38.125
Lil Nugget wins the derby.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 22.083 | Yolk 22.083 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 43.600 | Slapper 20.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:10.550 | Old Gristle 22.425 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:33.050 | Wide Load 21.259 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:57.008 | Old Gristle 20.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:23.658 | Wide Load 21.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:46.008 | Lil Nugget 19.566 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:14.050 | Lil Nugget 21.167 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 14 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 19 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 23 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↑13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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