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Derby · Season 8 · Round 22

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Big Randy survives to win

Big Randy took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Damp Kevin finished second. 15 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:17.583 — 1 0 22 10.5
— Damp Kevin RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 +1 25 10.5
— Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 +4 20 11.3
— The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks — — 4 0 19 10.8
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -3 16 10.1
— Stubbs WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +4 38 10.7
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -1 20 10.4
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 +1 22 11.5
— Wide Load RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 +5 28 11.3
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +2 24 11.6
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +5 20 11.1
— The Coaster RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 +1 14 10.9
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +2 11 11.2
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -6 10 10.0
— Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 -10 10 10.8
— Gravy RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -5 7 11.4
2.275
There goes a piece of The Coaster. Recent finishes: 6-1-3-1-8.
9.800
Wide Load goes to the front. Career record: 102 wins from 231, average finish 3.6.
14.467
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-5-3.
20.050
Look at Honey Mustard go.
26.883
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
31.108
The Coaster is losing bits.
38.217
Up it goes.
43.942
Extraordinary scenes.
49.242
Gravy leaves something behind.
53.733
Extraordinary scenes.
58.717
That is Crawlspace taking Pilot Light with them. Recent finishes: 8-7-16-5-3.
1:02.942
Extraordinary scenes.
1:04.817
The Heel has put Yolk out. Recent finishes: 7-4-1-4-4.
1:09.167
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:13.517
Absolute carnage.
1:20.050
Look at Crawlspace go.
1:25.908
You do not see that every day.
1:33.133
Stripped to the shell.
1:40.800
Big Randy has put Custard out.
1:45.900
That was always going to happen.
1:48.475
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:53.950
Wide Load is going nowhere.
1:58.442
Stubbs is losing bits.
2:03.567
The Heel is in trouble.
2:09.083
There goes a piece of Long John.
2:14.167
They felt that in the back row.
2:18.925
The Heel is out, and Honey Mustard did it.
2:21.125
Stubbs is out.
2:28.300
Long John is going nowhere.
2:34.117
It is coming apart now.
2:44.350
A new leader — Damp Kevin.
2:47.542
This is the last of it.
2:49.042
Crawlspace is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
3:04.250
Absolute carnage.
3:08.917
Damp Kevin has stalled.
3:14.583
Here comes Big Randy.
3:17.458
And it all goes wrong.
3:18.958
It is Big Randy!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 23.808 Gravy 23.808
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 47.225 Gravy 23.417
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 1:22.050 Crawlspace 26.141
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 1:49.275 Big Randy 26.117
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 2:17.992 Big Randy 27.825
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:47.542 Damp Kevin 26.375
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 3:17.583 Big Randy 28.300
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 6 1/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 6 0/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 14 0/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 17 0/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 21 0/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 22 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 24 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
182 starts, 9 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 5-3-3-5-9.
11.14
7
Long John The Noodles
193 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 15-2-6-10-4.
11.00
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
183 starts, 36 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-3-3-3-6.
1.67
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
161 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-6-12-8-10.
18.18
5
Refried Ron The Beans
188 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 8-15-16-13-12.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
175 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 3-7-12-13-3.
45.15
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
173 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-7-9-11-6.
65.95
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
167 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 13-16-16-12-8.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
185 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-1-3-8-12.
28.87
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
180 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 12-10-5-7-3.
47.48
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
195 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-5-7-1-12.
40.55
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
155 starts, 4 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 8-10-15-12-8.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
180 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 3-16-16-5-8.
109.87
4
Wide Load The Pucks
191 starts, 35 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 8-1-2-6-1.
6.36
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
178 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 15-15-13-16-10.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
176 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-12-12-11-7.
61.23

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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