Derby · Season 8 · Round 23
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:07.650 | — | 12 | +11 | 45 | 12.5 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:10.342 | +2.69 | 14 | +12 | 38 | 13.0 |
| 3 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:15.733 | +8.08 | 5 | +2 | 39 | 11.4 |
| 4 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:18.358 | +10.71 | 10 | +6 | 53 | 12.9 |
| 5 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:18.908 | +11.26 | 2 | -3 | 13 | 11.2 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:19.208 | +11.56 | 4 | -2 | 12 | 11.4 |
| 7 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:19.742 | +12.09 | 3 | -4 | 15 | 10.9 |
| — | Stubbs WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +1 | 46 | 12.9 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +2 | 34 | 13.0 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -9 | 13 | 10.9 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -3 | 27 | 11.4 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -6 | 29 | 11.4 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +3 | 16 | 12.3 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 15 | 11.8 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 13 | 10.7 |
| — | The Coaster RUNNING | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -3 | 2 | 11.1 |
2.250
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 4-13-4-9-4.
6.792
The Coaster leaves something behind.
12.400
Stopped, and in the way. That is 92 non-finishes in 250 career starts.
16.942
Gravy leaves something behind.
23.608
Extraordinary scenes.
29.358
That has come off.
34.400
Oh, that is a big one.
39.833
Radiator is out. Recent finishes: 7-3-6-5-14.
44.225
Custard is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-13-4-9-4.
48.650
A new leader — The Lieutenant. Career record: 65 wins from 244, average finish 3.7.
54.483
They will not want to see that again.
58.183
Squish is out, and Big Randy did it.
1:02.650
Up it goes.
1:08.058
Absolute carnage.
1:13.550
Custard is in trouble.
1:17.858
Oh, that is a big one.
1:19.358
Custard will not be back.
1:24.283
That is a long way off the ground.
1:30.050
The Kidney is on the move.
1:34.683
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:40.133
That has come off.
1:47.650
There is nothing protecting The Kidney now.
1:56.125
There is nothing left of it.
2:05.025
The Heel leaves something behind.
2:10.592
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:12.092
Butter Bean has put The Kidney out.
2:20.108
That is real damage.
2:24.367
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:28.833
Look at the state of it.
2:30.333
Thick Rick has put Gravy out.
2:34.483
Crawlspace will not be back.
2:38.933
Up it goes.
2:44.050
And that is Stubbs finished.
2:50.633
And it all goes wrong.
2:52.133
One to go.
2:53.633
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:02.658
That is real damage.
3:04.650
The Lieutenant is coming to the flag.
3:07.650
It is The Lieutenant!
3:12.517
The Heel will not take much more.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 13.483 | The Lieutenant 13.483 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 29.308 | Wide Load 14.300 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Custard | 45.000 | Thick Rick 14.475 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:00.283 | Wide Load 13.766 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:14.533 | Stubbs 14.067 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:28.783 | Gravy 14.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:41.758 | Gravy 12.975 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:57.267 | Stubbs 14.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 2:13.317 | The Lieutenant 14.383 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 2:28.308 | Stubbs 13.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:51.317 | The Lieutenant 14.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 3:07.650 | Wide Load 15.717 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 10 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 12 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 15 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 18 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
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16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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35m
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Smooth Descent
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16m
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Smooth Descent
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35m
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A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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