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Derby · Season 8 · Round 24

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:29.017 — 12 +11 32 10.9
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:30.992 +1.98 14 +12 33 10.8
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:41.067 +12.05 11 +8 35 10.4
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:43.975 +14.96 3 -1 5 10.2
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:44.492 +15.48 4 -1 7 9.8
6 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:46.825 +17.81 15 +9 28 11.3
7 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:48.933 +19.92 16 +9 24 10.5
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:58.508 +29.49 7 -1 17 9.7
9 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 4:04.508 +35.49 2 -7 6 9.8
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -2 12 9.9
— Slapper FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.4
— Thick Rick FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— The Kidney FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 3.3
— Long John FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.1
— Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
Long John has left.
6.217
They will not want to see that again. That is 69 non-finishes in 247 career starts.
12.050
Custard goes to the front.
20.050
Extraordinary scenes.
27.433
Pilot Light is losing bits.
33.700
Wide Load takes the lead. Career record: 103 wins from 232, average finish 3.6.
40.050
You do not see that every day.
44.600
Pilot Light leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-8-8-7-16.
50.050
There is nothing left of it.
56.967
Extraordinary scenes.
1:06.250
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
1:20.150
Refried Ron is going nowhere. That is 74 non-finishes in 244 career starts.
1:25.042
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-4-4-2-2.
1:32.542
They will not want to see that again.
1:39.267
Squish leaves something behind.
1:46.992
You do not see that every day.
1:54.058
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
2:03.517
Absolute carnage.
2:12.058
That has come off.
2:18.625
Stripped to the shell.
2:23.033
Refried Ron is going nowhere.
2:28.342
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:34.633
Look at the state of it.
2:38.408
That is Wide Load taking Pilot Light with them.
2:45.500
Look at the state of it.
2:50.050
They will not want to see that again.
2:55.992
That has come off.
3:00.842
That was always going to happen.
3:09.333
Up it goes.
3:10.833
Last lap.
3:16.500
A new leader — Wide Load.
3:21.150
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
3:26.017
The Lieutenant has it.
3:29.017
The Lieutenant wins the derby.
3:47.200
Stubbs has stalled.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 16.883 Custard 16.883
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 34.883 Wide Load 16.891
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 51.375 The Lieutenant 16.000
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:08.767 The Lieutenant 17.392
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:26.575 The Lieutenant 17.808
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:45.292 Squish 17.600
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:01.225 The Lieutenant 15.933
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:18.075 Gravy 14.491
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:33.867 Wide Load 14.800
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:51.925 Wide Load 15.858
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:09.950 Gravy 15.508
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:29.017 Big Randy 18.350
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 4 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 13 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 13 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 18 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 24 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
195 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-5-15-2-6.
35.50
1
Big Randy The Noodles
182 starts, 9 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 5-3-3-5-9.
30.99
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
183 starts, 36 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-3-3-3-6.
2.60
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
199 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-4-4-3-1.
2.65
6
The Kidney The Beans
182 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 13-8-11-7-11.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
190 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 12-13-8-15-16.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
173 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-7-9-11-6.
86.46
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
168 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 12-13-16-16-12.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
178 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-5-8-8-14.
112.43
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
180 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 12-10-5-7-3.
133.40
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
196 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-7-5-7-1.
29.24
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
180 starts, 38 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-6-1-10-5.
8.22
8
Slapper The Pucks
176 starts, 18 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 5-11-13-15-12.
163.10
4
Wide Load The Pucks
191 starts, 35 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 8-1-2-6-1.
9.47
21
Custard The Soft Boys
176 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 2-12-12-11-7.
55.48
2
Squish The Soft Boys
184 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 6-7-6-14-11.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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