Derby · Season 8 · Round 29
The Rink — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:55.292 | — | 14 | +13 | 20 | 11.1 |
| 2 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 3:01.158 | +5.87 | 13 | +11 | 18 | 10.9 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:03.458 | +8.17 | 12 | +9 | 15 | 11.1 |
| 4 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:04.133 | +8.84 | 11 | +7 | 18 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:08.208 | +12.92 | 9 | +4 | 24 | 11.2 |
| 6 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:14.900 | +19.61 | 10 | +4 | 23 | 11.3 |
| 7 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:20.767 | +25.48 | 15 | +8 | 20 | 10.0 |
| 8 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:25.192 | +29.90 | 4 | -4 | 11 | 9.4 |
| 9 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:31.858 | +36.57 | 3 | -6 | 11 | 9.5 |
| 10 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:32.292 | +37.00 | 1 | -9 | 14 | 9.5 |
| 11 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:33.025 | +37.73 | 6 | -5 | 9 | 9.7 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -5 | 13 | 10.3 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -11 | 13 | 9.5 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 12 | 9.4 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -10 | 12 | 9.4 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 12 | 9.8 |
2.900
Yolk takes the lead. Career record: 7 wins from 256, average finish 5.7.
9.842
That has come off. Recent finishes: 8-4-8-8-7.
14.317
That is a long way off the ground.
18.867
That has come off. Recent finishes: 4-16-8-5-4.
25.658
There is nothing left of it.
30.017
They felt that in the back row.
34.675
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 1-4-6-3-7.
39.608
There goes a piece of Radiator. Recent finishes: 4-16-8-5-4.
45.933
There goes a piece of Yolk.
50.308
Look at the state of it.
55.550
Refried Ron is losing bits.
1:01.708
Radiator is losing bits.
1:05.950
Up it goes.
1:09.433
Yolk is out, and Thick Rick did it.
1:14.783
Big Randy leaves something behind.
1:20.442
Custard is losing bits.
1:24.950
Pilot Light is losing bits.
1:30.042
There goes a piece of Gravy.
1:38.692
And it all goes wrong.
1:43.375
There goes a piece of Radiator.
1:49.125
That has come off.
1:55.617
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
1:59.933
There is nothing protecting Refried Ron now.
2:06.383
Up it goes.
2:11.825
That is a long way off the ground.
2:16.658
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:21.033
Thick Rick is airborne!
2:22.533
Refried Ron is out, and Floppy Joe did it.
2:28.542
Gravy is airborne!
2:35.400
Absolute carnage.
2:36.900
Last lap.
2:41.308
Oh, that is a big one.
2:45.733
It is coming apart now.
2:50.208
Custard is losing bits.
2:51.708
And that is Pilot Light finished.
2:52.292
Slapper has it.
2:55.292
Slapper wins the derby.
3:00.858
There is nothing left of it.
3:02.892
Floppy Joe will not be back.
3:06.350
Radiator is out.
3:11.025
You do not see that every day.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Yolk | 15.867 | Yolk 15.867 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Yolk | 35.250 | Puck Yeah 17.184 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Old Gristle | 51.783 | Old Gristle 15.208 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Old Gristle | 1:10.383 | Stubbs 14.833 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:26.292 | Slapper 15.692 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:41.742 | Slapper 15.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 2:00.700 | Thick Rick 18.600 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 2:17.200 | Puck Yeah 16.167 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 2:36.600 | Gravy 16.333 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 2:55.292 | Stubbs 15.033 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 17 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 23 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 23 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 26 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
170 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 16-10-12-13-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent
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18m
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Smooth Descent
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44m
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Smooth Descent
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18m
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Smooth Descent
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44m
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Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.
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