Derby · Season 8 · Round 30
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:38.358 | — | 11 | +10 | 41 | 11.9 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:43.683 | +5.33 | 12 | +10 | 34 | 12.3 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:46.250 | +7.89 | 4 | +1 | 20 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:46.717 | +8.36 | 9 | +5 | 32 | 12.3 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:46.808 | +8.45 | 3 | -2 | 18 | 10.7 |
| 6 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:47.575 | +9.22 | 10 | +4 | 39 | 11.9 |
| 7 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:51.408 | +13.05 | 16 | +9 | 23 | 11.8 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:04.425 | +26.07 | 6 | -2 | 26 | 10.9 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +5 | 40 | 13.5 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -8 | 19 | 10.8 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -6 | 22 | 10.5 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -11 | 13 | 10.6 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -6 | 20 | 10.5 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 12 | 10.4 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -2 | 16 | 12.6 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 11.6 |
3.400
A new leader — Squish.
9.000
Up it goes.
13.308
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe. Recent finishes: 8-7-11-8-4.
17.733
They felt that in the back row.
24.100
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
29.875
Up it goes.
35.600
Yolk leaves something behind.
39.925
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 7-13-6-7-5.
45.192
Up it goes.
50.050
Look at the state of it.
56.800
The Lieutenant goes to the front. Career record: 65 wins from 252, average finish 3.7.
1:01.025
Extraordinary scenes.
1:06.183
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-3-3-8-5.
1:10.517
Puck Yeah leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
1:16.025
There goes a piece of Yolk.
1:20.575
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
1:26.325
Up it goes.
1:30.058
Yolk is out, and Tube Sock did it.
1:34.367
Radiator is in trouble.
1:38.717
That was always going to happen.
1:44.450
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
1:45.950
Puck Yeah is out, and The Lieutenant did it.
1:52.650
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
1:56.933
There is nothing left of it.
1:59.817
Radiator is out.
2:01.400
Crawlspace is out, and Butter Bean did it.
2:07.917
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
2:12.483
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:19.108
There is nothing left of it.
2:24.742
Big Randy is airborne!
2:29.942
Stripped to the shell.
2:35.250
It is coming apart now.
2:39.500
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
2:45.767
You do not see that every day.
2:49.292
Floppy Joe is out.
2:54.983
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:01.342
Absolute carnage.
3:06.758
Up it goes.
3:10.892
Big Randy is out, and Old Gristle did it.
3:13.450
One to go.
3:21.350
That is Butter Bean taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
3:27.292
Up it goes.
3:30.308
And that is Slapper finished.
3:35.358
The Lieutenant is coming to the flag.
3:38.358
It is The Lieutenant!
3:44.825
That is a long way off the ground.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 24.142 | The Lieutenant 24.142 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 49.467 | Puck Yeah 22.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:11.383 | Puck Yeah 21.750 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:40.050 | Squish 25.167 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:05.083 | Old Gristle 23.166 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:24.742 | The Lieutenant 19.659 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:47.600 | Old Gristle 20.841 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:13.450 | Honey Mustard 22.491 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 10 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 19 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 22 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 23 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
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15m
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Smooth Descent
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50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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