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Derby · Season 8 · Round 32

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Big Randy survives to win

Big Randy took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Tube Sock finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:15.450 — 1 0 20 10.9
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:15.583 +0.13 4 +2 27 10.6
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:18.367 +2.92 3 0 19 10.5
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:20.342 +4.89 6 +2 27 10.6
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 0 20 10.6
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -4 13 10.4
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 +1 13 10.5
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +2 25 11.0
— Gravy RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +2 20 11.7
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +6 12 11.0
— Pilot Light RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -4 9 10.6
— Slapper FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +1 11 11.6
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -4 12 9.9
— The Lieutenant RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -2 8 10.1
— Puck Yeah RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 -1 8 10.5
— Yolk RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 5 10.5
2.275
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 1-1-7-1-1.
8.542
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
13.108
There goes a piece of Radiator. Recent finishes: 8-8-5-4-16.
17.525
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
24.275
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
29.292
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 5-8-4-8-8.
36.075
The Lieutenant is going nowhere.
40.450
Slapper goes to the front.
44.933
There is nothing protecting Pilot Light now. Recent finishes: 5-8-4-8-8.
50.050
Second Sock is on the move. Recent finishes: 13-6-12-5-10.
56.442
Tender Greg is in trouble.
58.967
That is Butter Bean taking Tender Greg with them.
1:03.850
Gravy goes to the front.
1:11.908
Radiator will not take much more.
1:17.650
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
1:22.833
And it all goes wrong.
1:27.658
That has come off.
1:33.950
Extraordinary scenes.
1:39.692
Radiator will not be back.
1:45.092
Floppy Joe will not be back.
1:49.300
Tube Sock takes the lead.
2:10.600
A new leader — Big Randy.
2:19.417
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:24.100
Big Randy goes to the front.
2:34.792
Sweaty Gerald is out.
2:41.767
And it all goes wrong.
2:46.975
This is the last of it.
2:52.792
Second Sock leaves something behind.
3:01.133
It is coming apart now.
3:12.450
Big Randy is coming to the flag.
3:13.950
Right on the line.
3:15.450
Big Randy wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 27.650 Gravy 27.650
Smooth Descent Clay Radiator 56.475 Sweaty Gerald 26.734
Smooth Descent Clay Sweaty Gerald 1:22.942 Sweaty Gerald 25.075
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 1:51.583 Tube Sock 27.008
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 2:19.508 Butter Bean 26.759
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 2:46.975 Second Sock 27.400
Smooth Descent Clay Big Randy 3:15.450 Tube Sock 27.166
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 7 1/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 9 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 18 0/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 21 0/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 23 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 26 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
187 starts, 10 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 9-5-1-9-3.
10.03
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
182 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 10-13-11-14-6.
209.56
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
203 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 5-6-2-6-1.
1.93
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
188 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 8-5-2-9-2.
4.23
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
181 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 16-11-4-10-15.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
182 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 3-7-8-10-6.
31.77
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
172 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 10-14-16-10-12.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
208 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-15-15-7-16.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
189 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-1-15-12-9.
67.86
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
187 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 14-8-6-7-4.
35.34
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
202 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 3-9-16-10-8.
57.83
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
182 starts, 40 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-1-3-6-1.
5.56
8
Slapper The Pucks
181 starts, 18 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-12-14-14-8.
186.91
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
181 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 16-14-14-11-16.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
182 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 13-14-14-16-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
192 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 13-15-10-15-14.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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57m ↓15°
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Smooth Descent Smooth
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Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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