Derby · Season 8 · Round 33
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:54.042 | — | 13 | +12 | 40 | 12.1 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:07.742 | +13.70 | 11 | +9 | 37 | 12.8 |
| 3 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:14.325 | +20.28 | 12 | +9 | 43 | 12.0 |
| 4 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:14.975 | +20.93 | 6 | +2 | 37 | 11.9 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:15.317 | +21.28 | 4 | -1 | 10 | 11.0 |
| 6 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:19.633 | +25.59 | 3 | -3 | 9 | 11.3 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -6 | 13 | 11.0 |
| — | Thick Rick WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +2 | 52 | 12.8 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -7 | 13 | 10.7 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -3 | 27 | 11.6 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +3 | 27 | 12.9 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -7 | 14 | 11.3 |
| — | Stubbs WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -4 | 32 | 12.2 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 12 | 12.0 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 11 | 11.6 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 13 | 11.4 |
1.950
Yolk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 8-4-3-4-1.
6.883
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
14.642
There goes a piece of Gravy.
20.050
Look at Old Gristle go.
24.492
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 6-12-5-15-5.
30.050
Stubbs is coming through.
34.575
Crooked Pete is losing bits. Recent finishes: 7-9-8-10-7.
38.983
They felt that in the back row.
43.392
That has come off.
47.392
Radiator is out, and Stubbs did it. Recent finishes: 6-8-8-5-4.
49.217
And that is Tender Greg finished. Recent finishes: 8-4-8-4-4.
54.167
Up it goes.
58.408
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:02.967
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:09.583
Stripped to the shell.
1:15.375
Stubbs is airborne!
1:20.050
Refried Ron is going backwards.
1:24.450
Stubbs leaves something behind.
1:28.700
Wide Load is airborne!
1:33.158
They will not want to see that again.
1:35.308
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:40.842
They will not want to see that again.
1:45.117
Look at the state of it.
1:48.283
Refried Ron is out, and Butter Bean did it.
1:52.617
That is a long way off the ground.
2:02.342
That was always going to happen.
2:03.842
And that is Slapper finished.
2:13.667
Crawlspace will not be back.
2:17.958
Gravy is airborne!
2:21.833
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:29.275
Oh, that is a big one.
2:34.642
Thick Rick is losing bits.
2:37.542
One to go.
2:41.917
Up it goes.
2:51.042
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
2:51.292
There is nothing protecting Thick Rick now.
2:54.042
Wide Load wins the derby.
3:00.075
That is a long way off the ground.
3:01.575
That is Wide Load taking Thick Rick with them.
3:12.875
And that is Floppy Joe finished.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Tender Greg | 14.433 | Tender Greg 14.433 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Tender Greg | 30.717 | Old Gristle 15.000 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 45.592 | Thick Rick 13.816 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 1:01.642 | Refried Ron 14.500 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 1:16.208 | Slapper 13.442 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 1:31.633 | Slapper 14.275 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 1:35.392 | Wide Load 0.184 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 1:50.383 | Butter Bean 14.517 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:06.025 | Wide Load 15.642 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:21.858 | Wide Load 15.833 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:37.542 | Old Gristle 15.608 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:54.042 | Old Gristle 14.934 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 11 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 16 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
193 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 14-13-15-10-15.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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