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Derby · Season 8 · Round 35

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win

Tube Sock took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Heel finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:30.558 — 4 +3 0 10.7
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:31.058 +0.50 3 +1 1 10.4
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:31.250 +0.69 14 +11 30 11.8
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:31.433 +0.88 2 -2 4 10.4
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:33.075 +2.52 16 +11 13 11.8
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:33.850 +3.29 1 -5 6 10.4
7 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:35.458 +4.90 10 +3 36 12.1
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:36.733 +6.18 11 +3 32 11.3
9 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:41.108 +10.55 12 +3 31 12.3
10 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:41.275 +10.72 8 -2 12 10.8
11 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:44.575 +14.02 9 -2 37 11.3
12 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:45.900 +15.34 6 -6 9 10.6
13 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:46.825 +16.27 5 -8 9 10.7
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -7 13 10.4
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -2 22 11.4
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 12 11.4
3.400
A new leader — Squish. Career record: 3 wins from 248, average finish 5.8.
7.633
Yolk leaves something behind.
20.050
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 3-15-1-4-3.
24.600
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
29.867
That is a long way off the ground.
40.050
That was always going to happen.
48.742
There goes a piece of Yolk. Recent finishes: 4-8-4-3-4.
52.983
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-3-3.
57.725
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-1-1.
1:02.408
That is a long way off the ground.
1:14.750
Squish goes to the front.
1:19.992
You do not see that every day.
1:24.367
Crawlspace is losing bits.
1:30.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:44.775
Yolk is losing bits.
1:50.475
Oh, that is a big one.
1:55.925
Yolk will not be back.
2:16.342
Puck Yeah is airborne!
2:21.017
That has come off.
2:28.925
Radiator leaves something behind.
2:38.992
It is coming apart now.
2:43.633
That has come off.
2:45.133
The Heel has put Puck Yeah out.
2:50.908
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
2:58.758
It is coming apart now.
3:04.258
One to go.
3:08.558
Up it goes.
3:13.475
There goes a piece of Squish.
3:17.483
Sweaty Gerald has put Radiator out.
3:27.558
Tube Sock is coming to the flag.
3:30.558
Tube Sock takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Squish 26.283 Squish 26.283
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 51.200 Lil Nugget 24.350
The Hairpin Clay Squish 1:18.450 Puck Yeah 24.567
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:45.392 Big Randy 25.616
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:11.917 The Heel 25.658
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:38.342 The Coaster 24.933
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:04.258 The Coaster 23.275
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:30.558 The Coaster 24.850
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 10 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 17 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 18 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 18 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 21 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 24 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
177 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-10-3-7-4.
88.93
1
Big Randy The Noodles
189 starts, 10 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 9-2-9-5-1.
14.10
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
170 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-7-4-5-9.
11.04
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
191 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 6-3-2-8-5.
3.77
22
Butter Bean The Beans
184 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-9-3-7-8.
104.34
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
185 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 12-9-7-13-16.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
211 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 12-12-12-15-15.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
178 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-5-8-11-3.
122.88
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
184 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-6-8-6-12.
30.23
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
190 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 7-6-1-15-12.
100.46
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
185 starts, 41 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 1-4-5-1-1.
3.02
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
202 starts, 49 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 5-1-3-2-11.
3.39
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
183 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.4. Last five: 14-15-16-14-14.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
186 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 16-12-9-4-14.
95.16
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
186 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 13-16-16-16-13.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
189 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 11-7-14-15-12.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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