Derby · Season 8 · Round 36
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Heel survives to win
The Heel took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Damp Kevin finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:18.175 | — | 4 | +3 | 9 | 10.6 |
| 2 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:19.550 | +1.38 | 3 | +1 | 9 | 10.3 |
| 3 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:21.550 | +3.38 | 1 | -2 | 6 | 10.5 |
| 4 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:21.683 | +3.51 | 12 | +8 | 31 | 12.3 |
| 5 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:32.917 | +14.74 | 9 | +4 | 36 | 12.7 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:36.092 | +17.92 | 6 | 0 | 28 | 10.6 |
| 7 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:37.025 | +18.85 | 5 | -2 | 23 | 10.4 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:39.408 | +21.23 | 7 | -1 | 18 | 10.1 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -7 | 13 | 10.4 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | 0 | 39 | 12.7 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | 0 | 22 | 12.3 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +2 | 30 | 11.5 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +3 | 21 | 11.2 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 13 | 10.4 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -2 | 23 | 12.1 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 11.6 |
3.400
A new leader — Squish. Career record: 3 wins from 249, average finish 5.8.
10.050
Squish is coming through.
20.050
Look at The Coaster go. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-1-1.
24.525
Radiator is losing bits.
30.050
Crooked Pete is coming through.
34.358
That has come off.
39.000
Yolk is airborne!
44.125
Oh, that is a big one.
52.167
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-3-15.
56.775
The Heel leaves something behind.
1:02.683
Oh, that is a big one.
1:07.217
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
1:11.425
Extraordinary scenes.
1:16.567
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald. Recent finishes: 8-11-5-6-15.
1:22.933
That has come off.
1:28.183
Lil Nugget is airborne!
1:31.408
Yolk is out, and Crooked Pete did it.
1:36.675
Absolute carnage.
1:41.533
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:50.050
Crooked Pete is coming through.
1:54.583
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-3-2.
2:00.050
Old Gristle is losing places.
2:04.908
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
2:10.025
Butter Bean has put Puck Yeah out.
2:16.350
Stripped to the shell.
2:19.825
Honey Mustard has put Radiator out.
2:24.092
That is a long way off the ground.
2:27.167
Floppy Joe has put Squish out.
2:33.375
Up it goes.
2:34.875
The Coaster is out.
2:39.500
Old Gristle is airborne!
2:44.350
Chunk is in trouble.
2:51.383
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:56.383
Last lap.
2:58.708
That is Crooked Pete taking Floppy Joe with them.
3:03.142
They felt that in the back row.
3:10.033
That is real damage.
3:14.158
That is The Unit taking Lil Nugget with them.
3:15.175
Here comes The Heel.
3:18.175
It is The Heel!
3:25.600
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
3:36.800
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 20.967 | Squish 20.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 41.125 | Old Gristle 19.975 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:03.892 | The Heel 21.809 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:27.183 | Honey Mustard 19.708 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 1:49.750 | The Heel 21.083 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:11.642 | The Coaster 20.025 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:34.275 | Floppy Joe 20.725 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 2:56.383 | Old Gristle 21.483 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 3:18.175 | The Heel 21.792 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 12 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Beans | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 15 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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6 sections · 135 m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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