Derby · Season 8 · Round 37
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Tube Sock finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:35.392 | — | 11 | +10 | 41 | 11.7 |
| 2 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:46.450 | +11.06 | 4 | +2 | 51 | 11.0 |
| 3 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:49.308 | +13.92 | 8 | +5 | 72 | 10.9 |
| 4 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:51.400 | +16.01 | 9 | +5 | 60 | 11.9 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:55.492 | +20.10 | 5 | 0 | 71 | 10.5 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +6 | 44 | 11.6 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +3 | 42 | 11.8 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +6 | 30 | 11.4 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -3 | 30 | 10.7 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -7 | 14 | 10.6 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +2 | 18 | 11.1 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +3 | 11 | 10.6 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -11 | 13 | 10.1 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 10 | 9.8 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 11 | 11.1 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -15 | 13 | 10.5 |
1.742
Yolk is losing bits.
6.042
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 5-4-16-8-4.
11.125
You do not see that every day.
16.058
Floppy Joe is losing bits. Recent finishes: 9-6-7-7-11.
22.467
Yolk leaves something behind.
27.017
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
28.567
And that is Tender Greg finished.
30.067
Crooked Pete has put Floppy Joe out. Recent finishes: 9-6-7-7-11.
36.250
Up it goes.
41.558
That has come off. Recent finishes: 14-8-11-5-6.
47.425
The Coaster leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 15-1-3-1-1.
49.275
Yolk is out.
50.775
That is Honey Mustard taking Pilot Light with them.
52.750
That is The Heel taking Crooked Pete with them.
58.067
They will not want to see that again.
59.567
Tube Sock has put Puck Yeah out.
1:03.800
The Lieutenant is airborne!
1:10.050
Honey Mustard is coming through.
1:14.425
You do not see that every day.
1:15.925
And that is The Heel finished.
1:21.267
Sweaty Gerald is out, and The Unit did it.
1:26.725
That is a long way off the ground.
1:32.808
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:37.575
There is nothing left of it.
1:42.342
Absolute carnage.
1:47.100
Butter Bean leaves something behind.
1:51.450
Chunk is airborne!
1:58.508
There is nothing left of it.
2:05.450
A new leader — The Coaster.
2:13.117
The Coaster will not take much more.
2:17.558
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:21.300
The Coaster is out.
2:27.508
Chunk is losing bits.
2:29.008
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:34.267
That has come off.
2:38.467
That has come off.
2:43.042
Chunk is losing bits.
2:55.517
Chunk has nothing left on it.
3:02.875
Chunk will not take much more.
3:07.992
That is a long way off the ground.
3:11.567
Last lap.
3:13.442
And that is Chunk finished.
3:17.800
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
3:27.633
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:32.392
The Lieutenant is coming to the flag.
3:35.392
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:41.308
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 22.708 | Yolk 22.708 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 46.042 | The Coaster 22.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:11.333 | Honey Mustard 21.775 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 1:35.067 | The Unit 22.816 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 1:58.717 | The Coaster 23.541 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 2:21.258 | Honey Mustard 22.541 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 2:21.658 | Honey Mustard 0.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 3:11.567 | Chunk 21.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:35.392 | The Lieutenant 20.650 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 11 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 17 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 19 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
177 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-14-16-15-11.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
194 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 15-14-13-15-10.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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8m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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14m
↓15°
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8m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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