Derby · Season 8 · Round 38
The Dogbone — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Squish survives to win
Squish took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Damp Kevin finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:08.858 | — | 16 | +15 | 22 | 10.0 |
| 2 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:09.658 | +0.80 | 3 | +1 | 7 | 9.5 |
| 3 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:10.208 | +1.35 | 1 | -2 | 6 | 9.2 |
| 4 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:11.775 | +2.92 | 4 | 0 | 9 | 9.3 |
| 5 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:16.267 | +7.41 | 2 | -3 | 8 | 9.1 |
| 6 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:19.742 | +10.88 | 13 | +7 | 38 | 10.6 |
| 7 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:24.117 | +15.26 | 14 | +7 | 34 | 10.1 |
| 8 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:24.550 | +15.69 | 11 | +3 | 35 | 11.0 |
| 9 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:25.108 | +16.25 | 10 | +1 | 38 | 10.5 |
| 10 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:26.325 | +17.47 | 8 | -2 | 11 | 9.0 |
| 11 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:26.450 | +17.59 | 6 | -5 | 12 | 9.5 |
| 12 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:27.233 | +18.38 | 9 | -3 | 41 | 9.6 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 22 | 9.1 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -2 | 22 | 10.5 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 11 | 9.4 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 9.3 |
5.158
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 6-3-2-2-2.
9.850
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
14.467
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
19.975
You do not see that every day.
24.242
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 7-6-5-8-4.
28.450
A new leader — Wide Load. Career record: 108 wins from 241, average finish 3.5.
33.592
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
38.708
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
43.150
Damp Kevin takes the lead.
47.883
Yolk leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-8-4-3-4.
52.350
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 4-3-1-3-3.
58.308
Up it goes.
1:03.800
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
1:10.050
They felt that in the back row.
1:14.883
That has come off.
1:19.183
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
1:23.817
The Coaster is losing bits.
1:27.300
Yolk is out, and Wide Load did it.
1:31.567
There goes a piece of Chunk.
1:40.050
Lil Nugget is coming through.
1:44.783
Thick Rick leaves something behind.
1:52.792
Chunk leaves something behind.
1:57.642
That is a long way off the ground.
1:59.483
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:03.825
Up it goes.
2:08.725
Chunk is out, and Lil Nugget did it.
2:17.225
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
2:24.042
Damp Kevin leaves something behind.
2:39.800
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
2:45.558
One to go.
2:50.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:56.817
The Coaster leaves something behind.
3:04.667
That was always going to happen.
3:05.858
Here comes Squish.
3:08.858
Squish takes it!
3:13.908
Absolute carnage.
3:15.408
Thick Rick has put The Kidney out.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 22.367 | The Coaster 22.367 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 46.275 | The Lieutenant 22.042 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 1:11.767 | Long John 22.925 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:36.333 | Long John 24.016 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 1:58.600 | Squish 22.325 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 2:20.400 | Squish 21.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 2:45.558 | Damp Kevin 21.991 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 3:08.858 | The Heel 22.758 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 21 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 24 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 25 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
177 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-14-16-15-11.
219.30
Course preview
8 sections · 143 m
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Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.
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