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Derby · Season 8 · Round 39

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:51.133 — 13 +12 23 11.3
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:55.033 +3.90 11 +9 18 11.5
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:01.642 +10.51 14 +11 17 11.0
4 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:08.642 +17.51 10 +6 32 10.8
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:09.992 +18.86 12 +7 20 11.0
6 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:13.592 +22.46 9 +3 38 10.6
— Tube Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -4 9 9.5
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -2 14 9.4
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 -4 15 9.6
— The Heel RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -6 11 9.5
— Floppy Joe RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -10 10 9.5
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -10 12 9.4
— The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -6 20 10.0
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -6 12 9.8
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 0 18 9.9
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 10.1
3.075
The Lieutenant is airborne!
7.542
They will not want to see that again.
13.017
You do not see that every day.
19.958
Thick Rick is airborne!
27.567
Tender Greg leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-5-4-16-8.
33.708
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 4-2-3-3-1.
40.067
That has come off.
46.775
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
51.617
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:00.050
There is nothing left of it.
1:04.342
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald. Recent finishes: 5-15-14-8-11.
1:10.050
Honey Mustard is coming through.
1:14.625
That has come off. Recent finishes: 5-15-14-8-11.
1:22.767
They felt that in the back row.
1:27.300
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
1:34.883
Stripped to the shell. Recent finishes: 7-5-4-16-8.
1:40.050
The Lieutenant is coming through.
1:44.733
That is Honey Mustard taking Tender Greg with them.
1:50.050
Tube Sock is going backwards.
1:54.733
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:02.275
Oh, that is a big one.
2:07.558
The Heel is losing bits.
2:12.092
There is nothing left of it.
2:17.825
Wide Load is airborne!
2:23.533
And that is Squish finished.
2:28.642
That has come off.
2:35.292
Up it goes.
2:36.792
This is the last of it.
2:41.333
That is a long way off the ground.
2:47.567
You do not see that every day.
2:48.133
Wide Load has it.
2:51.133
Wide Load takes it!
3:00.675
You do not see that every day.
3:11.600
The Heel is losing bits.
3:13.208
Honey Mustard has put Pilot Light out.
3:23.950
There is nothing protecting Floppy Joe now.
3:28.408
And it all goes wrong.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick Chunk 16.850 Chunk 16.850
Smooth Descent Slick Chunk 32.233 Chunk 15.383
Smooth Descent Slick Chunk 49.283 Wide Load 14.908
Smooth Descent Slick Chunk 1:04.125 Chunk 14.842
Smooth Descent Slick Chunk 1:21.967 Wide Load 14.975
Smooth Descent Slick Chunk 1:39.575 The Coaster 16.725
Smooth Descent Slick Chunk 1:58.692 Wide Load 14.783
Smooth Descent Slick Chunk 2:16.967 Honey Mustard 16.808
Smooth Descent Slick Chunk 2:35.850 Wide Load 15.683
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:51.133 Wide Load 14.650
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 4 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 10 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 17 0/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 17 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 23 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 27 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
188 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 11-12-13-15-1.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles
203 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-15-5-3-7.
28.50
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
194 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-9-3-6-3.
6.88
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
170 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-7-4-5-9.
19.68
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
187 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 11-11-12-9-7.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
188 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 13-12-11-10-12.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
190 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-7-13-5-7.
58.40
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
178 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-14-14-16-15.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
193 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-8-10-8-6.
33.89
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
185 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-4-6-8-6.
17.69
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
162 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 8-10-13-1-10.
166.79
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
187 starts, 42 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 2-1-1-4-5.
2.40
4
Wide Load The Pucks
202 starts, 37 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 1-7-3-9-2.
2.77
3
The Coaster The Pucks
186 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 16-12-9-4-14.
67.08
2
Squish The Soft Boys
190 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 7-11-7-14-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
195 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-15-14-13-15.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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