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Derby · Season 8 · Round 5

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Wide Load wins at Kidney Flats

Wide Load took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:28.125 — 13 +12 25 11.2
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:29.017 +0.89 12 +10 27 12.3
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:30.242 +2.12 3 0 4 10.7
4 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:32.117 +3.99 2 -2 3 10.7
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:32.517 +4.39 4 -1 4 11.0
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:34.592 +6.47 1 -5 5 10.5
7 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:35.483 +7.36 10 +3 33 12.5
8 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:35.567 +7.44 9 +1 25 11.4
9 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:40.017 +11.89 16 +7 17 11.5
10 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:40.233 +12.11 11 +1 30 11.9
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:44.125 +16.00 7 -4 12 10.4
12 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:44.383 +16.26 8 -4 8 10.3
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:46.683 +18.56 6 -7 10 10.7
14 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:47.750 +19.63 5 -9 13 10.2
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 -1 22 11.7
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 12 11.1
3.092
Wide Load is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-13-1-4-3.
9.400
Old Gristle takes the lead.
19.400
Wide Load takes the lead.
24.650
Old Gristle takes the lead.
29.175
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 2-2-7-2-1.
40.050
They felt that in the back row.
50.050
They felt that in the back row.
55.942
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-3-5-8-4.
1:00.308
And it all goes wrong.
1:05.275
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
1:10.050
Lil Nugget is coming through.
1:17.192
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-9-5.
1:22.117
The Lieutenant is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-2-7-2-1.
1:26.808
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:31.308
Up it goes.
1:33.258
Squish has put Yolk out.
1:40.050
Crooked Pete is losing places.
1:48.525
Old Gristle is losing bits.
1:53.092
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:59.292
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
2:07.875
Up it goes.
2:14.200
Look at the state of it.
2:19.375
Up it goes.
2:24.542
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
2:30.050
Thick Rick is on the move.
2:35.700
Up it goes.
2:46.575
Up it goes.
2:53.017
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
3:01.217
One to go.
3:05.683
Puck Yeah will not be back.
3:14.408
That was always going to happen.
3:18.700
That was always going to happen.
3:25.125
Here comes Wide Load.
3:27.067
They will not want to see that again.
3:28.567
Wide Load takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 24.350 Old Gristle 24.350
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 48.700 Wide Load 24.292
The Hairpin Clay Wide Load 1:17.433 Damp Kevin 25.684
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:40.125 Wide Load 22.692
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:06.642 Old Gristle 24.642
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:34.467 Old Gristle 25.225
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:01.217 Lil Nugget 25.241
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:28.125 The Heel 25.117
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 10 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 12 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 15 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 16 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 25 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
164 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 16-1-8-10-11.
128.81
7
Long John The Noodles
183 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-3-3-3-7.
8.14
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
176 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-1-2-2-4.
2.06
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
154 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 7-7-3-1-5.
14.67
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
172 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 15-8-10-9-6.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
171 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 10-13-9-4-11.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
166 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-13-5-9-8.
212.24
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
159 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 13-15-15-15-16.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
171 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-10-10-14-10.
59.65
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
171 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-7-12-8-6.
124.51
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
172 starts, 37 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 6-2-2-1-3.
4.04
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
188 starts, 44 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 14-6-6-1-6.
11.04
4
Wide Load The Pucks
185 starts, 32 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-5-4-11-9.
12.11
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
172 starts, 5 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 11-12-14-16-10.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
170 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 16-16-16-16-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
174 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 8-6-14-12-15.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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