Derby · Season 8 · Round 8
The Dogbone — Team Pack Race
FULL TIME
Fairness
Loading the recording
Bringing up the cameras…
auto
Report
Carnage — Crooked Pete survives to win
Crooked Pete took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Tube Sock finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:09.317 | — | 1 | 0 | 11 | 9.4 |
| 2 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:12.975 | +3.66 | 3 | +1 | 8 | 9.1 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:13.708 | +4.39 | 4 | +1 | 7 | 9.2 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:14.433 | +5.12 | 2 | -2 | 4 | 9.2 |
| 5 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:16.158 | +6.84 | 10 | +5 | 34 | 10.5 |
| 6 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:17.075 | +7.76 | 11 | +5 | 32 | 10.8 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:20.133 | +10.82 | 7 | 0 | 15 | 9.5 |
| 8 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:20.375 | +11.06 | 14 | +6 | 31 | 10.5 |
| 9 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:22.008 | +12.69 | 8 | -1 | 16 | 9.3 |
| 10 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:25.975 | +16.66 | 9 | -1 | 38 | 10.6 |
| 11 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:26.617 | +17.30 | 5 | -6 | 14 | 9.3 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | 0 | 30 | 11.0 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -7 | 13 | 9.0 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -1 | 20 | 10.6 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 12 | 9.5 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 12 | 9.4 |
2.750
The Coaster takes the lead.
8.983
Oh, that is a big one.
16.508
Chunk is losing bits.
21.067
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-4-8-5-1.
25.633
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 7-7-4-7-8.
30.050
Stubbs is coming through. Recent finishes: 3-7-5-5-3.
34.400
A new leader — The Coaster. Career record: 109 wins from 239, average finish 3.3.
38.733
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
43.300
Yolk goes to the front.
48.417
That has come off. Recent finishes: 1-4-8-5-1.
52.750
The Coaster is airborne!
57.100
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
1:01.867
Tender Greg is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
1:06.650
Crooked Pete takes the lead.
1:11.950
That has come off.
1:17.542
The Coaster leaves something behind.
1:21.100
Yolk is out, and The Lieutenant did it.
1:27.542
Lil Nugget is airborne!
1:32.400
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:37.492
Extraordinary scenes.
1:42.875
Oh, that is a big one.
1:48.842
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
1:53.233
There goes a piece of Chunk.
1:54.733
Puck Yeah will not be back.
2:00.050
Crawlspace is on the move.
2:06.300
That is a long way off the ground.
2:11.933
Up it goes.
2:17.917
They felt that in the back row.
2:22.550
Chunk has nothing left on it.
2:28.325
Chunk will not take much more.
2:34.300
The Kidney is losing bits.
2:39.733
Absolute carnage.
2:45.075
Refried Ron has nothing left on it.
2:46.583
This is the last of it.
2:52.100
That is real damage.
2:57.925
That is a long way off the ground.
2:59.425
Refried Ron is out, and The Unit did it.
3:00.925
That is The Unit taking Chunk with them.
3:06.317
Crooked Pete is coming to the flag.
3:09.225
There is nothing left of it.
3:10.725
Crooked Pete wins the derby.
3:17.908
Up it goes.
3:26.492
That has come off.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Lil Nugget | 23.092 | Lil Nugget 23.092 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 47.917 | Tender Greg 22.492 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 1:13.233 | Long John 23.542 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 1:34.858 | Puck Yeah 21.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:59.633 | The Lieutenant 22.291 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 2:23.792 | Crooked Pete 23.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 2:46.583 | Lil Nugget 22.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 3:09.317 | Lil Nugget 22.016 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 15 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 16 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 24 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
183 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 15-15-16-10-15.
219.30
Course preview
8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
12m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
10m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
12m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
12m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
10m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
12m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.
On the record
0 callsNobody has committed to anything yet.