Derby · Season 8 · Round 9
The Rink — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:46.467 | — | 14 | +13 | 11 | 11.5 |
| 2 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:55.250 | +8.78 | 13 | +11 | 19 | 11.2 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:56.533 | +10.07 | 11 | +8 | 16 | 11.0 |
| 4 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:05.333 | +18.87 | 10 | +6 | 19 | 10.6 |
| 5 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:05.375 | +18.91 | 9 | +4 | 28 | 10.7 |
| 6 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:05.800 | +19.33 | 12 | +6 | 17 | 10.9 |
| 7 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:19.125 | +32.66 | 16 | +9 | 18 | 10.3 |
| — | The Heel RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -4 | 11 | 9.5 |
| — | Crawlspace RUNNING | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -2 | 19 | 9.8 |
| — | Long John RUNNING | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -9 | 15 | 9.0 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +4 | 22 | 10.2 |
| — | Crooked Pete RUNNING | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -10 | 8 | 9.4 |
| — | Tube Sock RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -10 | 10 | 9.6 |
| — | The Unit RUNNING | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 16 | 9.7 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -10 | 20 | 9.9 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -10 | 13 | 9.5 |
2.950
Custard takes the lead. Career record: 7 wins from 243, average finish 5.4.
7.183
That has come off. Recent finishes: 5-2-4-4-3.
14.400
Lil Nugget takes the lead.
18.908
There goes a piece of Squish.
28.050
The Coaster leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 1-8-1-2-1.
32.442
Refried Ron is losing bits.
39.000
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget. Recent finishes: 3-3-7-5-3.
43.783
Crooked Pete leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-7-4-7-8.
49.083
You do not see that every day.
54.658
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
1:00.792
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:06.425
They felt that in the back row.
1:10.842
That was always going to happen.
1:16.625
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
1:21.775
That has come off.
1:31.517
The Lieutenant is airborne!
1:38.067
That has come off.
1:42.308
That was always going to happen.
1:47.325
You do not see that every day.
1:52.208
Thick Rick leaves something behind.
1:56.650
That is a long way off the ground.
2:01.300
Thick Rick is losing bits.
2:08.558
That is a long way off the ground.
2:14.433
You do not see that every day.
2:19.392
You do not see that every day.
2:23.850
Oh, that is a big one.
2:28.208
Last lap.
2:32.542
Stripped to the shell.
2:37.183
Absolute carnage.
2:42.208
Refried Ron will not take much more.
2:43.467
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
2:46.467
Wide Load wins the derby.
2:53.617
Sweaty Gerald has put Refried Ron out.
2:58.617
They will not want to see that again.
3:08.700
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:10.200
Squish will not be back.
3:15.883
And that is Sweaty Gerald finished.
3:21.700
That has come off.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 17.267 | Wide Load 17.267 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 32.900 | Wide Load 15.633 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 48.975 | The Lieutenant 15.684 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 1:05.325 | The Coaster 15.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 1:24.175 | Thick Rick 15.100 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 1:42.517 | Old Gristle 16.458 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 1:58.083 | The Coaster 15.275 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 2:11.742 | Wide Load 13.659 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 2:28.208 | Wide Load 16.466 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 2:46.467 | Thick Rick 16.367 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 9 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 18 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 21 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 22 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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44m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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18m
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Smooth Descent
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44m
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Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.
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