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Floor · Season 7 · Round 1

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Custard wins at The Mezzanine

Custard took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Refried Ron finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 58.350 — 15 +14 4 8.2
2 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 57.350 — 5 +3 1 9.2
3 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 49.183 — 8 +5 8 13.4
4 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 46.100 — 7 +3 0 14.5
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 43.217 — 3 -2 0 16.2
6 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 42.442 — 10 +4 3 15.9
7 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 39.492 — 9 +2 1 16.6
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 36.917 — 1 -7 1 19.9
9 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 33.433 — 14 +5 5 18.2
10 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 32.150 — 16 +6 3 17.4
11 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 31.033 — 4 -7 0 19.4
12 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 27.717 — 11 -1 2 18.9
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 26.758 — 6 -7 1 19.2
14 Long John NOO The Noodles 24.208 — 2 -12 4 18.7
15 Slapper PCK The Pucks 20.175 — 13 -2 1 18.3
16 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 14.217 — 12 -4 0 18.8
0.000
The floor is live.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
Absolute carnage.
12.275
Another panel gone.
13.483
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-2-2.
13.783
Absolute carnage.
14.883
In goes Chunk. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-2-2.
15.258
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
16.708
Another panel gone.
18.133
Less of it every time you look.
19.542
Another panel gone.
20.175
Slapper is gone.
20.917
There goes another one.
22.275
There goes another one.
23.617
It is chaos out there.
24.208
In goes Long John. Recent finishes: 12-4-5-9-6.
24.933
That is the sport, right there.
26.233
Look at the state of it.
26.758
That is The Kidney finished. Recent finishes: 16-5-14-8-14.
27.517
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
28.158
The Lieutenant goes in.
28.775
That is the sport, right there.
30.017
Less of it every time you look.
31.033
In goes Damp Kevin.
31.242
Less of it every time you look.
32.433
That is Squish finished. Recent finishes: 2-2-4-8-5.
32.450
The floor is getting smaller.
33.642
You do not see that every day.
33.833
Wide Load is gone.
34.817
Look at the state of it.
35.983
Another panel gone.
36.917
In goes Big Randy.
37.125
There goes another one.
38.250
There goes another one.
39.367
Another panel gone.
39.492
Stubbs is gone.
40.467
That is the sport, right there.
41.558
It is chaos out there.
42.442
In goes Honey Mustard.
42.633
Another panel gone.
43.692
Another panel gone.
43.842
The Heel is gone.
44.742
Another panel gone.
45.775
Another panel gone.
46.100
Radiator is gone.
46.800
The floor is getting smaller.
47.808
Less of it every time you look.
48.808
The floor is getting smaller.
49.183
That is Pilot Light finished.
49.792
There goes another one.
50.583
Two left.
50.775
And it all goes wrong.
51.733
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
52.692
There goes another one.
53.642
The floor is getting smaller.
54.575
The floor is getting smaller.
55.500
It is chaos out there.
56.408
The floor is getting smaller.
57.317
Less of it every time you look.
57.350
Refried Ron goes in.
58.750
In goes Custard.
1:00.358
It is Custard!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate The Heel 37.125 The Heel 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Refried Ron 53.642 Refried Ron 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 7 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 11 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 13 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 15 2/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 16 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 24 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
145 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 1-9-13-2-6.
11.60
7
Long John The Noodles
144 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-3-7-11-7.
25.39
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
156 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 4-6-14-15-16.
25.87
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
139 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 4-16-8-3-10.
10.02
5
Refried Ron The Beans
163 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 15-14-2-4-8.
18.58
6
The Kidney The Beans
134 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-13-13-5-6.
27.10
4
Radiator Basement Heat
134 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-1-13-8-14.
17.15
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
146 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 14-7-4-5-13.
19.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
162 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-11-9-9-3.
7.21
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
144 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-1-4-4-2.
6.65
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
141 starts, 20 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 15-1-12-5-3.
12.26
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
150 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 3-6-14-8-14.
19.56
8
Slapper The Pucks
148 starts, 7 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 9-12-12-13-8.
35.68
4
Wide Load The Pucks
160 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-3-9-7-14.
14.70
21
Custard The Soft Boys
143 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-2-16-13-3.
8.46
2
Squish The Soft Boys
153 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 14-16-8-5-10.
25.57

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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