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Floor · Season 7 · Round 16

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Stubbs wins at The Patio

Stubbs took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Butter Bean finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 1:08.208 — 9 +8 0 2.8
2 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1:08.208 — 6 +4 0 2.9
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1:08.208 — 3 0 2 3.3
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 53.633 — 11 +7 13 9.8
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 46.600 — 8 +3 8 12.9
6 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 45.650 — 10 +4 0 14.0
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 44.883 — 4 -3 0 14.4
8 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 43.917 — 12 +4 3 14.8
9 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 43.075 — 15 +6 12 15.2
10 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 35.000 — 1 -9 8 15.5
11 Slapper PCK The Pucks 32.842 — 14 +3 6 19.2
12 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 31.892 — 13 +1 4 19.3
13 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 30.500 — 2 -11 4 18.7
14 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 29.417 — 16 +2 8 20.2
15 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 28.317 — 7 -8 11 18.0
16 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 24.492 — 5 -11 9 18.6
0.000
Here we go.
5.508
That is as close as it gets.
6.000
There goes another one.
7.517
The floor is getting smaller.
9.000
Another panel gone.
10.467
The floor is getting smaller.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
13.308
Another panel gone.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Less of it every time you look.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Less of it every time you look.
20.017
There goes another one.
20.683
Absolute carnage.
21.292
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
24.492
Refried Ron is gone. Recent finishes: 10-7-5-14-6.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
There goes another one.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.317
Radiator goes in.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.717
In goes Squish. Recent finishes: 5-4-4-3-4.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
31.117
That is Big Randy finished. Recent finishes: 8-3-9-8-7.
31.967
You do not see that every day.
32.517
In goes Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 14-1-1-1-1.
33.075
Another panel gone.
33.917
That is Slapper finished. Recent finishes: 1-1-7-1-1.
34.167
Another panel gone.
35.242
Another panel gone.
35.317
That is Crooked Pete finished.
36.300
There goes another one.
37.350
Well, that was always going to happen.
38.383
They will not want to see that again.
39.400
Another panel gone.
40.408
Less of it every time you look.
41.408
They will not want to see that again.
42.392
Look at the state of it.
43.075
In goes Tender Greg.
43.367
You do not see that every day.
44.325
Another panel gone.
44.475
That is Old Gristle finished.
45.275
Well, that was always going to happen.
45.875
That is Tube Sock finished.
46.208
You do not see that every day.
47.142
Another panel gone.
47.275
That is Thick Rick finished.
48.058
The floor is getting smaller.
48.675
That is Pilot Light finished.
48.967
Another panel gone.
49.867
Look at the state of it.
50.750
There goes another one.
51.625
Less of it every time you look.
52.500
There goes another one.
53.358
Look at the state of it.
53.633
That is Gravy finished.
54.208
The floor is getting smaller.
1:08.208
It is Stubbs!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 7 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 10 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 12 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 18 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 20 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 23 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 23 2/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 23 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
140 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-8-6-3-8.
10.06
1
Big Randy The Noodles
149 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-9-3-8-1.
12.69
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
145 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 6-14-5-12-6.
16.82
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
138 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 2-3-11-6-8.
10.98
5
Refried Ron The Beans
168 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 16-15-9-4-2.
29.41
22
Butter Bean The Beans
151 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 7-10-15-10-11.
24.62
4
Radiator Basement Heat
140 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-9-7-16-7.
23.86
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
151 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 6-7-9-3-3.
15.05
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
168 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 9-5-5-8-9.
9.98
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
158 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 13-14-1-7-4.
15.70
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
155 starts, 15 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-2-4-11-4.
6.03
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
158 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 1-11-1-6-16.
12.66
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
144 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-2-4-7-12.
11.85
8
Slapper The Pucks
153 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 1-6-1-13-15.
19.72
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
158 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 4-16-15-10-2.
28.97
2
Squish The Soft Boys
157 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 12-2-6-10-14.
20.09

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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