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Floor · Season 7 · Round 17

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Refried Ron wins at The Mezzanine

Refried Ron took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. Thick Rick finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1:00.483 — 6 +5 0 6.2
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 58.475 — 10 +8 3 8.1
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 56.592 — 12 +9 0 9.7
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 53.733 — 5 +1 1 12.0
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 49.242 — 11 +6 9 13.4
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 37.700 — 7 +1 1 17.8
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 36.925 — 3 -4 0 19.8
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 31.017 — 4 -4 1 17.5
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 24.208 — 8 -1 4 18.7
10 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 24.100 — 15 +5 3 19.2
11 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 21.508 — 16 +5 1 18.7
12 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 20.550 — 14 +2 1 19.0
13 Slapper PCK The Pucks 20.158 — 13 0 1 18.4
14 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 18.575 — 1 -13 3 17.4
15 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 14.292 — 2 -13 0 19.5
16 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 11.567 — 9 -7 2 19.3
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 10-7-5-14-6.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
8.025
Lil Nugget is in trouble here. Recent finishes: 3-3-3-5-14.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
No idea what happened there.
11.567
Lil Nugget goes in. Recent finishes: 3-3-3-5-14.
12.275
It is chaos out there.
13.783
Look at the state of it.
14.292
Big Randy is gone. Recent finishes: 5-8-3-9-8.
15.258
There goes another one.
16.708
There goes another one.
17.817
Slapper is sliding. Recent finishes: 1-1-7-1-1.
18.133
Well, that was always going to happen.
19.217
That is Floppy Joe finished.
19.542
Look at the state of it.
20.617
Slapper goes in.
20.917
There goes another one.
22.017
That is Wide Load finished.
22.275
There goes another one.
23.417
In goes Yolk.
23.617
Another panel gone.
24.817
In goes Tender Greg.
24.933
The floor is getting smaller.
26.217
That is Crawlspace finished.
26.233
There goes another one.
27.517
You do not see that every day.
28.775
The floor is getting smaller.
29.933
Nowhere left for Second Sock to go.
30.017
It is chaos out there.
31.242
Less of it every time you look.
31.333
In goes Second Sock.
32.450
Oh dear.
33.642
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
34.817
Another panel gone.
34.817
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
35.983
Well, that was always going to happen.
36.925
Tube Sock is gone.
37.125
That is the sport, right there.
38.250
Another panel gone.
38.325
That is Pilot Light finished.
39.367
There goes another one.
40.467
You do not see that every day.
41.558
Less of it every time you look.
42.633
There goes another one.
43.692
Less of it every time you look.
44.742
Less of it every time you look.
45.775
Less of it every time you look.
46.800
There goes another one.
47.808
Another panel gone.
48.808
There goes another one.
49.242
Old Gristle goes in.
49.792
The floor is getting smaller.
50.775
Look at the state of it.
51.733
The floor is getting smaller.
52.692
The floor is getting smaller.
53.642
There goes another one.
53.733
Butter Bean is gone.
54.575
The floor is getting smaller.
55.500
It is chaos out there.
56.408
The floor is getting smaller.
56.592
Gravy is gone.
57.317
Less of it every time you look.
57.992
Down to the last two.
59.392
Thick Rick goes in.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Butter Bean 37.125 Butter Bean 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Butter Bean 53.642 Butter Bean 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 15 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 15 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 18 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 21 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 25 2/2 2
8 NOO The Noodles 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
174 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 14-14-16-14-8.
34.28
1
Big Randy The Noodles
149 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-9-3-8-1.
12.71
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
138 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 2-3-11-6-8.
9.92
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
171 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 16-13-16-2-11.
45.35
22
Butter Bean The Beans
151 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 7-10-15-10-11.
25.91
5
Refried Ron The Beans
169 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 3-16-15-9-4.
18.48
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
152 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 9-6-7-9-3.
17.27
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
167 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 8-3-3-9-2.
10.93
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
136 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-2-3-15-1.
8.00
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
159 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 8-13-14-1-7.
15.85
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
158 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 1-11-1-6-16.
13.13
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
155 starts, 15 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-2-4-11-4.
4.84
8
Slapper The Pucks
154 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 5-1-6-1-13.
14.76
4
Wide Load The Pucks
165 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 5-13-8-12-9.
15.28
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
158 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 4-16-15-10-2.
31.92
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
148 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 15-12-12-1-6.
31.65

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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