Floor · Season 7 · Round 23
The Balcony — Team Pack Race
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Crooked Pete wins at The Balcony
Crooked Pete took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Crawlspace finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 36.242 | — | 2 | +1 | 0 | 2.7 |
| 2 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 34.233 | — | 8 | +6 | 0 | 19.8 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 17.392 | — | 10 | +7 | 0 | 19.2 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 15.333 | — | 16 | +12 | 0 | 19.2 |
| 5 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 14.033 | — | 14 | +9 | 1 | 19.2 |
| 6 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 13.017 | — | 7 | +1 | 1 | 18.8 |
| 7 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 12.783 | — | 9 | +2 | 1 | 18.5 |
| 8 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 12.442 | — | 4 | -4 | 1 | 18.6 |
| 9 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 10.683 | — | 5 | -4 | 0 | 18.4 |
| 10 | Long John | The Noodles | 10.592 | — | 1 | -9 | 0 | 19.4 |
| 11 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 10.550 | — | 15 | +4 | 0 | 19.2 |
| 12 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 10.492 | — | 3 | -9 | 0 | 19.4 |
| 13 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9.950 | — | 6 | -7 | 0 | 17.7 |
| 14 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 9.458 | — | 12 | -2 | 0 | 18.9 |
| 15 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 8.775 | — | 11 | -4 | 1 | 18.7 |
| 16 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 8.150 | — | 13 | -3 | 2 | 18.7 |
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The floor is live. Recent finishes: 10-10-7-6-7.
5.025
That is as close as it gets.
6.500
Another panel gone.
8.117
Less of it every time you look.
8.150
In goes The Coaster.
9.550
That is Old Gristle finished. Recent finishes: 2-6-8-2-1.
9.700
Absolute carnage.
10.950
The Lieutenant goes in.
11.250
Less of it every time you look.
12.350
In goes Butter Bean.
12.775
Another panel gone.
13.750
Tube Sock is gone. Recent finishes: 11-6-5-4-7.
14.283
And it all goes wrong.
15.150
That is Tender Greg finished. Recent finishes: 7-5-4-16-8.
15.758
Look at the state of it.
16.550
Long John goes in.
17.208
Oh dear.
17.950
That is Sweaty Gerald finished.
18.633
And it all goes wrong.
19.350
In goes The Heel.
20.042
The floor is getting smaller.
20.750
Thick Rick goes in. Recent finishes: 6-2-3-15-1.
21.417
They will not want to see that again.
22.150
The Unit goes in.
22.775
No idea what happened there.
23.550
Puck Yeah goes in.
24.117
That is the sport, right there.
24.950
Squish goes in.
25.433
Look at the state of it.
26.350
That is Lil Nugget finished.
26.733
There goes another one.
27.750
One panel each.
28.017
The floor is getting smaller.
29.275
They will not want to see that again.
30.517
You do not see that every day.
31.742
Less of it every time you look.
32.950
Another panel gone.
33.733
They will not want to see that again.
34.142
Less of it every time you look.
35.133
In goes Crawlspace.
35.317
Less of it every time you look.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Basement Heat | 8 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 10 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 20 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 21 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 22 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Lump Patrol | 29 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol
149 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 16-1-10-13-11.
28.93
Course preview
3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent
Glass
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.
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