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The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Old Gristle wins at The Mezzanine

Old Gristle took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Puck Yeah finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 58.592 — 11 +10 4 4.0
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 56.583 — 13 +11 0 9.7
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 52.675 — 15 +12 1 11.1
4 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 49.625 — 10 +6 8 13.1
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 37.408 — 12 +7 1 18.1
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 36.917 — 2 -4 1 19.6
7 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 33.883 — 9 +2 5 18.6
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 30.708 — 4 -4 0 17.0
9 Long John NOO The Noodles 28.442 — 1 -8 0 19.4
10 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 27.692 — 5 -5 2 19.0
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 27.350 — 8 -3 1 19.6
12 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 25.875 — 14 +2 4 18.5
13 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 24.208 — 16 +3 4 18.7
14 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 18.625 — 7 -7 5 18.1
15 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 14.208 — 3 -12 0 18.7
16 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 10.550 — 6 -10 2 19.3
0.000
Here we go.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.617
And it all goes wrong.
7.867
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 7-5-15-14-8.
9.200
They will not want to see that again.
10.550
Sweaty Gerald goes in.
10.750
Another panel gone.
12.275
Less of it every time you look.
13.783
And it all goes wrong.
14.208
Damp Kevin goes in.
15.258
Less of it every time you look.
16.708
You do not see that every day.
18.133
Another panel gone.
18.625
The Unit is gone.
19.542
Less of it every time you look.
20.917
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
22.275
The floor is getting smaller.
22.983
Tender Greg is right on the edge.
23.617
Less of it every time you look.
24.383
Tender Greg is gone.
24.933
And it all goes wrong.
25.875
Wide Load goes in.
26.233
They will not want to see that again.
27.350
Crawlspace goes in. Recent finishes: 5-14-7-8-6.
27.517
Another panel gone.
28.750
In goes Butter Bean.
28.775
Less of it every time you look.
30.017
The floor is getting smaller.
30.150
Long John goes in. Recent finishes: 6-7-6-7-8.
31.242
The floor is getting smaller.
31.550
In goes Tube Sock.
32.450
That is the sport, right there.
33.642
Less of it every time you look.
33.883
That is Lil Nugget finished.
34.817
There goes another one.
35.983
There goes another one.
36.917
In goes Floppy Joe. Recent finishes: 6-16-9-6-7.
37.125
Another panel gone.
38.250
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
38.317
The Lieutenant is gone.
39.367
There goes another one.
40.467
Less of it every time you look.
41.558
Look at the state of it.
42.633
There goes another one.
43.692
Less of it every time you look.
44.742
Less of it every time you look.
45.775
Less of it every time you look.
46.800
There goes another one.
47.808
Another panel gone.
48.808
And it all goes wrong.
49.625
Thick Rick is gone.
49.792
Absolute carnage.
50.775
The floor is getting smaller.
51.733
Well, that was always going to happen.
52.675
In goes Custard.
52.692
Less of it every time you look.
53.642
It is chaos out there.
54.075
Down to the last two. Recent finishes: 2-2-6-8-2.
54.575
Another panel gone.
55.500
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
56.408
Another panel gone.
56.583
That is Puck Yeah finished.
57.317
There goes another one.
58.592
Old Gristle takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Thick Rick 37.125 Thick Rick 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Old Gristle 53.642 Old Gristle 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 6 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 14 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 15 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 16 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 23 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
153 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-6-12-15-10.
36.72
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
178 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 14-6-12-6-14.
24.33
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
150 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 3-11-11-11-15.
15.11
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
145 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 7-7-3-6-3.
8.81
22
Butter Bean The Beans
157 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-2-16-12-7.
12.27
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
157 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-6-4-16-10.
13.44
1
The Unit Basement Heat
155 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 12-10-5-15-10.
28.62
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
173 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 9-7-13-16-4.
14.31
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
138 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 16-10-8-2-3.
12.81
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
166 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 2-6-15-15-13.
11.27
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
162 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 5-8-5-12-1.
9.15
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
149 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 16-1-10-13-11.
17.93
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
148 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 12-14-7-16-10.
23.25
4
Wide Load The Pucks
171 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-8-9-16-11.
18.56
21
Custard The Soft Boys
155 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 14-8-2-8-2.
7.26
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
163 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 10-9-2-7-3.
15.42

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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