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Floor · Season 7 · Round 31

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
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Tube Sock wins at The Balcony

Tube Sock took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Squish finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 48.933 — 4 +3 0 1.8
2 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 46.925 — 15 +13 0 14.9
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 41.583 — 3 0 0 18.4
4 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 15.275 — 12 +8 0 19.3
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 14.308 — 7 +2 1 19.5
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 13.275 — 2 -4 0 18.7
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 13.192 — 8 +1 1 18.6
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 12.433 — 16 +8 1 18.4
9 Slapper PCK The Pucks 12.125 — 13 +4 1 18.6
10 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 10.642 — 11 +1 0 19.2
11 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 10.417 — 14 +3 0 19.2
12 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 10.125 — 9 -3 0 19.1
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 10.092 — 5 -8 0 17.9
14 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 9.600 — 6 -8 1 18.9
15 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 8.408 — 10 -5 1 18.7
16 Long John NOO The Noodles 8.400 — 1 -15 2 18.5
0.000
The floor is live.
5.133
That is as close as it gets.
6.500
Another panel gone.
8.117
Less of it every time you look.
8.400
Long John is gone.
9.700
They will not want to see that again.
9.800
Lil Nugget is gone.
11.200
In goes Sweaty Gerald.
11.250
There goes another one.
12.600
Refried Ron goes in. Recent finishes: 7-13-8-12-6.
12.775
The floor is getting smaller.
14.000
Honey Mustard goes in. Recent finishes: 3-8-4-2-2.
14.283
There goes another one.
15.400
In goes Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-2.
15.758
The floor is getting smaller.
16.800
In goes The Lieutenant.
17.208
The floor is getting smaller.
18.200
Slapper goes in. Recent finishes: 1-7-1-16-1.
18.633
The floor is getting smaller.
19.600
That is Custard finished.
20.042
Look at the state of it.
21.000
In goes The Unit. Recent finishes: 5-6-6-7-6.
21.417
There goes another one.
22.400
That is Floppy Joe finished.
22.775
Look at the state of it.
23.800
That is Crawlspace finished.
24.117
Less of it every time you look.
25.200
Chunk is gone.
25.433
And it all goes wrong.
26.733
Less of it every time you look.
28.017
Another panel gone.
29.275
Another panel gone.
30.517
There goes another one.
31.742
Oh dear.
32.950
The floor is getting smaller.
34.142
There goes another one.
35.108
It is chaos out there.
35.317
There goes another one.
36.483
Less of it every time you look.
37.625
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
38.750
They will not want to see that again.
39.867
Less of it every time you look.
40.967
Another panel gone.
41.583
Second Sock is gone.
42.058
Extraordinary scenes.
42.983
One panel each.
43.133
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
44.192
The floor is getting smaller.
45.242
And it all goes wrong.
46.275
You do not see that every day.
46.650
Nowhere left for Squish to go.
47.300
The floor is getting smaller.
48.050
Squish is gone.
48.308
The floor is getting smaller.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Second Sock 37.625 Second Sock 37.625
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 10 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 12 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 14 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 20 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 2/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 27 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
155 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 10-11-12-6-12.
28.93
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
182 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 6-15-5-14-14.
17.34
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
176 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-15-11-5-14.
25.60
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
148 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 12-4-7-7-7.
6.91
5
Refried Ron The Beans
178 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-2-1-16-1.
9.09
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
161 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-5-7-8-12.
17.53
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
178 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 2-16-9-14-5.
11.10
1
The Unit Basement Heat
158 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 6-7-14-12-10.
17.79
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
155 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-3-15-14-5.
23.09
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
143 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 3-9-13-2-4.
10.24
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
152 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 14-15-8-16-1.
39.83
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
161 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 15-12-8-13-10.
30.20
8
Slapper The Pucks
161 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 16-13-11-13-12.
30.62
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
154 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 5-8-16-6-11.
15.68
2
Squish The Soft Boys
165 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-2-1-12-13.
9.33
21
Custard The Soft Boys
155 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 14-8-2-8-2.
6.76

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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